cheezest lines

[Beren One-Hand]

For me it's what the Uruk-hai said when he cut off the orc's head near the beginning of The Two Towers, but I can't remember what it actually was.

[me9996]

"Meat's back on the menu boys!" Perhaps?

[Beren One-Hand]

Yeah, that's the one.

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Anything to do with an anti-smoking campaign.

[NelyafinweMaitimo]

Haha! "You smoke too much, Pip."

I agree.

The worst for me was Arwen: "You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself."

I expected Aragorn to turn around and say, "Thanks, that really clears up the whole about-to-walk-blindly-to-my-doom conundrum I was pondering."

[Kevin McIntyre]

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Anything to do with an anti-smoking campaign.

Let's not start that again.............oh wait I think I just did.

[Pip]

Aragorn: Me and this army Return of the King EE

That just seemed too trite for the future king of Gondor

[Ingwe]

"We don't say anything unless it is worth taking...a long time to say."

Relevant information but still...

"I cannot jump the distance; you'll have to toss me! Ah ah ah! Don't tell the Elf!"
- Gimli, Two Towers - a funny line though

"A man of Rohan!? What is Rohan but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs!? The victory at Helm's Deep does not belong to YOU, Theoden, Horsemaster. You are a lesser son of greater sires!"
- Saruman's quote from Return of the King EE, Saruman gives a very angry description of Rohan and makes himself look even more foolish. If I were Theoden I would have been like "well at least my cities aren't flooded under water because you were fool enough to trigger the anger of the Ents! Indirectly I also believe you were foiled by two Halflings. Imagine that! Though it does take talent to allow your entire city to be indirectly destroyed by two little Hobbits! YOU Saruman are a lesser Maia of greater powers!"

"How much time do you need?"
"As much as you can give me!"
^ At the Battle of Helm's Deep. Obviously the king's going to need as much time as he can get. It's not like the Uruk army is going to decide to turn around and say "ah, the heck with it, I'm bored, let's go home" after a few minutes of fighting one man (Aragorn).

[me9996]

Actualy, that line about men of rohan was in the book.

Exept it was about the house of Erol (I think it was Erol) and it may have been in slitely different context as I think that must'a been in the extended movie.

Allthough it was at the flooded isenguard in the book

[NelyafinweMaitimo]

'We shall have peace," said Theoden at last thickly and with and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Theoden held up his hand. "Yes, we will have peace," he said, now in a clear voice, 'we will have peace when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of man's hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just -as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Hama's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm.'
[...]
'Gibbets and crows!' he [Saruman] hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Dotard! What is the House of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs? Too long have they escaped the gibbet themselves. But the noose comes, slow in the drawing, tight and hard in the end. Hang if you will!"

The stuff in bold was said either verbatim or with slight alterations in the movie. I think this proves that even Tolkien can write cheezy dialogue.

[Ingwe]

"That still only counts as one!" - Gimli, after Legolas took down a Mumak. I remember everyone in the audience laughing heartily in response to that one!

"Is this it? Is this all you can conjure Saruman?" - Theoden at Helm's Deep, ironically just before the battle turned and the Deeping Wall went down. It's not as cheezy as it is just really ironic. It was as if Saruman heard Theoden say that the whole way from Isengard and said "okay, watch this!"

"South it is then...... I like going South. Somehow, it seems like going down hill." - Treebeard in TTT.

[shesabrandybuck]

Originally Posted by Ireth

Any line from Legolas.

couldn't have said it better myself.