20 Things To Do When You See The Movie

Insidious Rex · 12-18-2003, 09:53 PM

All I have to say is

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your
seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!"
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Insidious Rex · 12-18-2003, 09:55 PM

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12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

Sylvee Estel · 12-18-2003, 10:13 PM

lol those are great! I especially like the Mr. Anderson one. I think I'm gonna do that next time I go see it...

brownjenkins · 12-18-2003, 10:14 PM

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4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

we have a theater with a bar in town... i may try this with some friends when it gets there in a month or so... we'll be ready to do the monty python skit by the end

**Nurvingiel** · 03-01-2005, 08:24 PM

I kept thinking "The Matrix has you Frodo..." every time Elrond spoke at the Council... I guess you did too eh?

(BTW you can end a quote by typing [/quote] and start one by typing [quote] or [quote=NameOfPoster])

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Originally Posted by brownjenkins

we have a theater with a bar in town... i may try this with some friends when it gets there in a month or so... we'll be ready to do the monty python skit by the end

Did you do that yet Browns?

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I kept thinking "The Matrix has you Frodo..." every time Elrond spoke at the Council... I guess you did too eh?

(BTW you can end a quote by typing [/quote] and start one by typing [quote] or [quote=NameOfPoster])

Did you do that yet Browns?

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Originally Posted by me9996

I allready know that Nurvingiel!

He he

P.S.
Browns?

Elemmírë · 03-02-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

He he

P.S.
Browns?

As in brownjenkins, to whom she was addressing her comment.

Twista · 03-02-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

He he

P.S.
Browns?

ME, I think this would be an appropiate time to ask you what you thought the point of posting that was? There's having a bit of fun, and contributing nothing. I think you should work out which one you fit into.

me9996 · 03-02-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Twista

ME, I think this would be an appropiate time to ask you what you thought the point of posting that was? There's having a bit of fun, and contributing nothing. I think you should work out which one you fit into.

Not all of the idea is to figure things out...

P.S.
I hope I'm right

P.P.S.
Of corce there is very little to concribute here other than a bit of fun...

hectorberlioz · 12-18-2003, 10:18 PM

AH HA HA!!!! So hilarious!! Great ideas...I should definitely try some off these...

Celebréiel · 12-18-2003, 11:25 PM

Lmao! Those are great!! And very great ideas. I like the 'thats what im Tolkien about' one! Its just cheesy enough to work! Thanks IR!

Telcontar · 12-19-2003, 12:45 PM

Freakin' hilarious!!! All of 'em are great, too many to list! Very creative!!!

Churl · 12-19-2003, 01:37 PM

Much appreciated, Insidious … your list belongs to that incredibly rare breed of web humor: namely, the funny kind.

Finrod Felagund · 12-19-2003, 01:53 PM

21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.

25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"

Morelen · 05-15-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Finrod Felagund

23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

Ha! I MUST try that...except it's too late now...alas.

me9996 · 05-28-2005, 07:27 PM

Warning:If you do these I cannot be blamed.

1. Start yelling "Down with wizards!!!" during the fight betwean Gandalf and Saruman

2.Show up dressed as a gondorian soldier and tell evryone that you're here to see "The documentary about the end of the war of the ring"

3.Yell "Chop down the tree Gimli!" during any seen with Gimli in Fangorn forest

4.Do your own audio comentary loudly during the hole movie

5.At the end of "The Fellowship Of The Ring" yell "THAT'S IT?!?"

6.Screem every time an orc is shown

CrazySquirrel · 05-31-2005, 03:50 AM

You may consider me a boring idiot but I HATE people doing anything suggested in this thread during the movie...

me9996 · 05-31-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazySquirrel

You may consider me a boring idiot but I HATE people doing anything suggested in this thread during the movie...

We're jokeing

Belwen_of_nargothrond · 02-07-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Finrod Felagund

21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.

25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"

These are hilarious

I needed a good laugh!

Varda Oiolosseo · 12-19-2003, 02:24 PM

lol, yeah deffinatly have to try some of those.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Just to let you know that one does work

My friend did it to me and i jumped out of my skin.

and the "That's what i'm Tolkien about" I will deffinatly do!

12-18-2003, 09:53 PM	#1
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	20 Things To Do When You See The Movie All I have to say is 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!" 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused. __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

12-18-2003, 10:13 PM	#3
Sylvee Estel Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 115	lol those are great! I especially like the Mr. Anderson one. I think I'm gonna do that next time I go see it... __________________ ~Sylvee

12-18-2003, 10:18 PM	#10
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	AH HA HA!!!! So hilarious!! Great ideas...I should definitely try some off these... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-18-2003, 11:25 PM	#11
Celebréiel Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A house! Posts: 376	Lmao! Those are great!! And very great ideas. I like the 'thats what im Tolkien about' one! Its just cheesy enough to work! Thanks IR! __________________ Peace Yeah, Your an individual...just like everyone else. http://cartalien.deviantart.com/ - Arty goodness

12-19-2003, 01:53 PM	#14
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

12-19-2003, 12:45 PM	#12
Telcontar Enting Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix Posts: 53	Freakin' hilarious!!! All of 'em are great, too many to list! Very creative!!!

12-19-2003, 01:37 PM	#13
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Much appreciated, Insidious … your list belongs to that incredibly rare breed of web humor: namely, the funny kind.

05-31-2005, 03:50 AM	#17
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	You may consider me a boring idiot but I HATE people doing anything suggested in this thread during the movie...

12-19-2003, 02:24 PM	#20
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	lol, yeah deffinatly have to try some of those. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Just to let you know that one does work My friend did it to me and i jumped out of my skin. and the "That's what i'm Tolkien about" I will deffinatly do!

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