What guys can do to ask girls out (girls advice more than welcome)

Finrod Felagund · 05-26-2003, 09:16 AM

Well here's a thread someone mentioned starting in the

"101 ways to screw a guy" thread.

So here it is.

"Girl-asking-out strategies" this could be very funny!

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 09:57 AM

ok most successful is because to many people do this
1. get em drunk this is favored by the people who have no skills
2. double date its training wheels
now for some skill related stratagies
1. if you can get them on your lap your gold nibble the ear (not hard) kiss their face blow in their ear hold em tight ect....
2. learn how to give massages well.
personal favorite
3. give them the pureity test, it gets them talking dirty and lets just say you get to know where theve been
4. in a bar establish eye contact with 1 girl and flirt from long range b4 talking to her. if she has friends bring at least 1 guy per female.
thats it for now

Dreran the Green · 05-26-2003, 09:59 AM

Well, I'm not your average girl (if there is such a thing), but this is MY perfect scenario for a guy asking me out. Do NOT try with someone normal!

* I am walking in the woods when suddenly a guy with pointy ears jumps down from a tree in front of me says I am fair enough to be an elf. When I say "No, I am a wizard" he says "Really? I thought I was the only one left!"

Yeah, its weird, but its a lot better than when guys just go around coughing things like "killer babes" when a girl walks by.

congressmn · 05-26-2003, 10:16 AM

i think all this is too cultural. when you move around from onw cult' to another just adapt and be yourself. be your honest self.....see what happens.

Lizra · 05-26-2003, 10:21 AM

Flirt with her. This just means try to talk to her, preferably when nobody else is around. You want to be in a situation where she is actually responding to you, not talking for others to hear. So, if you talk to her and she talks back with sentences that are composed of more than five words, (also note if she makes eye contact with you) you got something! If she is not interested (doesn't respond) you should forget it, or invest more time in impressing her with your charm, and sex appeal. This impressing should be done indirectly, quit talking to her for awhile and let your "cool guy" actions speak louder than words. I highly suggest not acting like a clown!

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-26-2003, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizra
Flirt with her. This just means try to talk to her, preferably when nobody else is around. You want to be in a situation where she is actually responding to you, not talking for others to hear. So, if you talk to her and she talks back with sentences that are composed of more than five words, (also note if she makes eye contact with you) you got something! If she is not interested (doesn't respond) you should forget it, or invest more time in impressing her with your charm, and sex appeal. This impressing should be done indirectly, quit talking to her for awhile and let your "cool guy" actions speak louder than words. I highly suggest not acting like a clown!

Lol.True, you want her to respond to you and you alone. You can't get her attention in a great big mob of people.

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 10:35 AM

well if your alone with her its not hard at all

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-26-2003, 10:58 AM

True. But you don't want her to feel uncomfortable.

Lizra · 05-26-2003, 11:06 AM

Ok, If trying to get alone with her is your first goal, make eye contact. If she doesn't respond, take it as a hint and work on the general sex appeal. Try the eye contact again in a couple days. Pick up on the signals you are given and respond accordingly! (pursue, bug off, or keep working on personal qualities that might make her change her mind)
My point is there are ways people of the opposite sex communicate. If the object of your desire does not respond, try to switch your desire to one that does!

You cannot "make" a woman interested in you. If you do your search correctly, (flirt with someone who likes you!

) you will be guaranteed sucess! Of course, some people seem to seek out rejection by actively pursuing someone who has made it clear they are not interested. Don't make yourself miserable!

Starr Polish · 05-26-2003, 11:07 AM

Er, some girls aren't really into touching someone they just met, or being touched. Some are, of course, but just be careful when taking the "nibbling the ear" approach. YUCK...

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 11:10 AM

as it was said its all about being able to adapt. if she sits in your lap right away and she allows you to touch her in more minor ways then you go for it, if she preffers sittign next to you, then dont try it. some girl it will take a month of dateing for them to get physically accustomed to sittign on your lap. basically its bout identifying and adapting. but thats notexactly a science, and trying and failing isnt the worst way to learn that

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-26-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Starr Polish
Er, some girls aren't really into touching someone they just met, or being touched. Some are, of course, but just be careful when taking the "nibbling the ear" approach. YUCK...

Yeah, wait till we're married.

Lizra · 05-26-2003, 11:16 AM

If she sits in your lap and allows you to touch her, I don't think you have a problem! This would be a screaming "Green Light"!

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 11:19 AM

exactly
you notice i tried to have thigns for different situations.

Ruinel · 05-26-2003, 11:43 AM

ACK!!!

GIRLS DON'T POST HERE!!!

You are giving away the secrets of the universe!!! We will have no defenses against them!!! We'll be puddy in their hands, subject to their whims!!!

ACK!!!!

Artanis · 05-26-2003, 11:54 AM

From a distance:
1. Eye contact
2. Smile
3. Flirt

If talking to her:
1. Make her laugh
2. Find out what interests her. Talk about it.
3. Don't be too self confident!

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 05-26-2003, 12:24 PM

just flirt...close or far away and if shes interested...she'll return the sign

Lalaith · 05-26-2003, 12:33 PM

I don't think that you want any advice from a girl like me. I'm a crazy freak (quoting my friends) and proud of it.
I can get very fast very upset if a guy is only attraced by the looks and not by the mind. So watch out.
Not every girl likes to be the most beautiful woman you have ever seen if you don't appreciate her intelligence.

And, ah, don't ever let a friend of you tell a girl that you like her ... that's horrible.

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 12:36 PM

also if she knows you fell for her your so screwed unless she falls for you to because if shes evil she will own you

Ruinel · 05-26-2003, 12:52 PM

GIRLS STOP GIVING OUT THE SECRETS!!!! Don't you understand?! We will be at their mercy!!! Don't tell them anymore!!! And definity don't tell them where the 'go spots' are!!! You are ruining it for the rest of us!! How are we going to own these guys if you give away all our weaknesses!!!!

05-26-2003, 09:16 AM	#1
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	What guys can do to ask girls out (girls advice more than welcome) Well here's a thread someone mentioned starting in the "101 ways to screw a guy" thread. So here it is. "Girl-asking-out strategies" this could be very funny! __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 05-26-2003 at 09:22 AM.

05-26-2003, 09:57 AM	#2
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	ok most successful is because to many people do this 1. get em drunk this is favored by the people who have no skills 2. double date its training wheels now for some skill related stratagies 1. if you can get them on your lap your gold nibble the ear (not hard) kiss their face blow in their ear hold em tight ect.... 2. learn how to give massages well. personal favorite 3. give them the pureity test, it gets them talking dirty and lets just say you get to know where theve been 4. in a bar establish eye contact with 1 girl and flirt from long range b4 talking to her. if she has friends bring at least 1 guy per female. thats it for now __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 09:59 AM	#3
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Well, I'm not your average girl (if there is such a thing), but this is MY perfect scenario for a guy asking me out. Do NOT try with someone normal! * I am walking in the woods when suddenly a guy with pointy ears jumps down from a tree in front of me says I am fair enough to be an elf. When I say "No, I am a wizard" he says "Really? I thought I was the only one left!" Yeah, its weird, but its a lot better than when guys just go around coughing things like "killer babes" when a girl walks by. __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-26-2003, 10:16 AM	#4
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	i think all this is too cultural. when you move around from onw cult' to another just adapt and be yourself. be your honest self.....see what happens. __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-26-2003, 10:21 AM	#5
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Flirt with her. This just means try to talk to her, preferably when nobody else is around. You want to be in a situation where she is actually responding to you, not talking for others to hear. So, if you talk to her and she talks back with sentences that are composed of more than five words, (also note if she makes eye contact with you) you got something! If she is not interested (doesn't respond) you should forget it, or invest more time in impressing her with your charm, and sex appeal. This impressing should be done indirectly, quit talking to her for awhile and let your "cool guy" actions speak louder than words. I highly suggest not acting like a clown! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 05-26-2003 at 10:22 AM.

05-26-2003, 10:35 AM	#7
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	well if your alone with her its not hard at all __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 10:58 AM	#8
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	True. But you don't want her to feel uncomfortable. __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

05-26-2003, 11:06 AM	#9
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Ok, If trying to get alone with her is your first goal, make eye contact. If she doesn't respond, take it as a hint and work on the general sex appeal. Try the eye contact again in a couple days. Pick up on the signals you are given and respond accordingly! (pursue, bug off, or keep working on personal qualities that might make her change her mind) My point is there are ways people of the opposite sex communicate. If the object of your desire does not respond, try to switch your desire to one that does! You cannot "make" a woman interested in you. If you do your search correctly, (flirt with someone who likes you! ) you will be guaranteed sucess! Of course, some people seem to seek out rejection by actively pursuing someone who has made it clear they are not interested. Don't make yourself miserable! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

05-26-2003, 11:07 AM	#10
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Er, some girls aren't really into touching someone they just met, or being touched. Some are, of course, but just be careful when taking the "nibbling the ear" approach. YUCK... __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

05-26-2003, 11:10 AM	#11
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	as it was said its all about being able to adapt. if she sits in your lap right away and she allows you to touch her in more minor ways then you go for it, if she preffers sittign next to you, then dont try it. some girl it will take a month of dateing for them to get physically accustomed to sittign on your lap. basically its bout identifying and adapting. but thats notexactly a science, and trying and failing isnt the worst way to learn that __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 11:16 AM	#13
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	If she sits in your lap and allows you to touch her, I don't think you have a problem! This would be a screaming "Green Light"! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

05-26-2003, 11:19 AM	#14
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	exactly you notice i tried to have thigns for different situations. __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 11:43 AM	#15
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	ACK!!! GIRLS DON'T POST HERE!!! You are giving away the secrets of the universe!!! We will have no defenses against them!!! We'll be puddy in their hands, subject to their whims!!! ACK!!!! Last edited by Ruinel : 05-26-2003 at 11:45 AM.

05-26-2003, 11:54 AM	#16
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	From a distance: 1. Eye contact 2. Smile 3. Flirt If talking to her: 1. Make her laugh 2. Find out what interests her. Talk about it. 3. Don't be too self confident! __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

05-26-2003, 12:24 PM	#17
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	just flirt...close or far away and if shes interested...she'll return the sign __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

05-26-2003, 12:33 PM	#18
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	I don't think that you want any advice from a girl like me. I'm a crazy freak (quoting my friends) and proud of it. I can get very fast very upset if a guy is only attraced by the looks and not by the mind. So watch out. Not every girl likes to be the most beautiful woman you have ever seen if you don't appreciate her intelligence. And, ah, don't ever let a friend of you tell a girl that you like her ... that's horrible. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-26-2003, 12:36 PM	#19
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	also if she knows you fell for her your so screwed unless she falls for you to because if shes evil she will own you __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 12:52 PM	#20
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	GIRLS STOP GIVING OUT THE SECRETS!!!! Don't you understand?! We will be at their mercy!!! Don't tell them anymore!!! And definity don't tell them where the 'go spots' are!!! You are ruining it for the rest of us!! How are we going to own these guys if you give away all our weaknesses!!!!

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