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Old 03-08-2002, 09:34 PM   #1
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Everyday Elves...

The other day I was just sitting there minding my own business when suddenly a picture of Arwen popped into my head. She was lying sprawled on her bed reading "Great Elves of the Second Age". That just struck me as very funny. So...what other funny scenerios of the everyday lives of the characters in LotR? (except for the hobbits, we know about them already)
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Old 03-08-2002, 09:42 PM   #2
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Feanor sitting on a blanket atop a grassy knoll, reading "Chicken Soup for the Burning Soul."

Elrond visiting the grocery store, comparing chunky and smooth peanut butter.

Galadriel waiting in line at the DMV, growing monstrously large as in the movie, hoping to make the line smaller. Others waiting are not bothered. Scary people go to the DMV all the time.

Glorfindel, sitting on the sidewalk of one of the busy streets of New York with a sign that says "Job taken by inflated female personality. Please help."

Legolas on the local high school track team, jumping from hurdle to hurdle rather than jumping over them.
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Old 03-08-2002, 09:53 PM   #3
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Gandalf scratching his head after not making a spare at the local bowling alley.

Orcs on CNN. They're covering the NYSE. You see trolls and hobbits in the background shouting "SELL! SELL!".

Lurtz in an orange pair of trunks running towards the camera with the Baywatch theme playing in the background.

Saruman doing a victory jig after scoring a hole in one at the PGA open.
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Old 03-08-2002, 09:57 PM   #4
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Gandalf and Saruman playing SuperSmashBrothers instead of dueling. Gandalf wins and names himself 'the White.'

Luthien picking out shampoo at the store, as Beren follows, looking out of place in the typical manner of husbands while their wives shop.

Haldir building a 'secret' flet and making the other Elves promise not to tell Galadriel.

Elrond hiding the car keys so Arwen can't meet that darn Ranger boy.
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Old 03-09-2002, 01:12 AM   #5
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Eowyn laying back on her bed reading "The Complete Guide to Weaponry for Dummies."

Eowyn laying back on her bed reading " How to be a Stalker of Future Kings in Four Easy Steps."

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Old 03-09-2002, 01:57 AM   #6
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(movie) Arwen learning how to ride a horse. . .*snigger, snigger* No, wait, she'd get it perfect the first time. She's an elf. *grumble, grumble*

Elrond calling up all the people present at the council on a telephone, reminding them of the time and place of the council. Better yet, emailing them.

Gandalf choosing which hat to wear in the morning

Arwen sneaking out to see Aragorn. . .I can just picture her climbing out her window or something. . .

Legolas in a weight room. Have to keep in shape if you want to shoot flying Nazgul!

Aragorn sitting somewhere quiet in Rivendell reading "Kingship for Dummies"

That's all for now. . .I'll probably think of some more about five seconds after I get off the computer.
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Old 03-09-2002, 03:33 AM   #7
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Nazgul counting their treats and comparing on halloween

Hobbits lining up for french taters in McDonald's

Saruman and Gandalf cursing each other while playing Half-Life/Counterstrike next to each other

Legolas walking on a ramp and posing for the cameras with Enya singing "Sail Away" in the background.

Shelob guesting on "The Crocodile Hunter" and striking a "2 forelegs raised" pose for the cameras.
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Old 03-09-2002, 03:26 PM   #8
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Gandalf cursing in Elvish at the computer screen because he just cant figure out the password for Windows; as he points his staff against it time and again.


Galadriel cutting her toenails.


Gandalf ordering Starbucks and having to choose between Grande and Tall, Mocha and Vanilla, and saying, "A wizard orders when he means to..."


Frodo and Sam walking into a Nike Shoe store...
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Old 03-09-2002, 04:30 PM   #9
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Since Ian Mckellan is gay...

Gandalf really came to ME looking for the GAY Havens and RIVEN Dale.

We Know why he is the secret FLAME of Arnor.

He has an odd interest in unmarried Hobbit males


Tends to say " I'm Gandalf the FEY not grey damn it!"
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Old 03-09-2002, 05:20 PM   #10
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Frodo locked away in his fortified bag-end, *screaming outside* frodo: "bloody girls, cant they just leave me alone"

Sam trying to figure out how to use his new black&decker leaf blower.

Aragorn in some dark backally trying to buy some expensive weed off a dealer, for his pipe.

Gandalf trowing a braUn electric razor at the wall, "confound this infernal thing, ill have to stick with a beard"

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Old 03-10-2002, 03:46 AM   #11
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Treebeard pushing Smokey the Bear on a swing in the park

Hobbits waxxing their legs

Legolas staring at a guy in a mohawk

Gandalf an Saruman cruising on Harleys.
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Old 03-10-2002, 07:45 AM   #12
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strawberry once rightly pointed out 2 me, that the hobbits DO actually look as if they wax they're legs, like when they're on weathertop.

~the hobbits auditioning 2 b calvin klein underwear models!
~Aragorn and Borimir in a boys church choir
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Old 03-10-2002, 08:15 AM   #13
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~hobbits lining up for a J.K.Rowling book-signing event

~Gandalf emerging from a theatre featuring Moulin Rogue with a sparkle in his eyes

~Saruman trying out fake fangs from a street salesman

~Tom Bombadil trying his luck shooting a ball from beyond the halfcourt mark at half-time in a Knicks Game

~Legolas wearing a beige starship uniform and flashing a "Live long and prosper" sign during a ST convention

~Arwen trying to hitch a ride somewhere in the midwest
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Old 03-10-2002, 11:10 AM   #14
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~ Lurtz being taken around a thong shop and saying um.. not quite. Have you got it in black?

~ Ringwraiths travelling accross middle earth with little one going ARE WE THERE YET?

~ Ringwraiths still travelling accross middle earth when one of them says "Oh poo! Forgot my cell phone! Back in a dash!"
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Old 03-10-2002, 11:34 AM   #15
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1)Legolas singing "i am too sexy ..." or " do you want my body and you think i'm sexy"

2)Gimli " I am a lumber jack and I'm ok..."

3)Treebeard " There is unrest in the forest there is trouble with the trees.."


4)Aragorn " I'm the kinda guy that likes to roam around..." or Black is the color of my true loves hair"

5)Sauron " short people got no reason to live" or " I am the eye in the sky dealing with fools I can read your mind" or " electric eye"


6)Denethor " I'm going off the rails on a crazy train" or " you see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars..:"


7)faramir "come on baby light my fire"

8)Gwahir " Fly like an eagle"

9)Eowyn " I am woman hear me roar" or "independant women"

10)Thror " madness reigns in the hall of the mountian king"

11)Gollum " you'll be wrapped around my finger"

12)Aragorn as thorengil " there's a new kid in town"

13)Eomer " i am a viking and i'm going out to war.."


14)The fellowship by caradhras " riding the storm out" or "danger on the track' or "stormwind"


15)Wormtongue " Would I lie to you .."


16)Galadriel " sister golden hair suprise"

17)the 3 hunters " it keeps you running"

18) balrog " i am the god of hellfire and I bring you FIRE I send you to burn" or " FIRE" or" Oh babe i'm on fire"

19) Gandalf " into the fire I'm falling'' or I'm a survivor

20) Cirdan "what shall we do with a drunken sailor" or " come sail away"

Can ANYONE name the group/singers from the above

some of them are traditional so you can pass on those and for # 14 the last two song are from the same group
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She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

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Nazgul putting on waterproof mascara before the scene at the Fords of Bruinen.

Arwen fighting with Eowyn over Aragorn: "If you want him, come and claim him . . . and get your butt kicked to Alabama!"
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Old 03-10-2002, 03:37 PM   #17
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gandalf and saruman on Jerry Springer

legolas doing a head and shoulders advert

ummm......
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Old 03-10-2002, 04:04 PM   #18
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~Arwen in a flashlight advertisement

~Frodo putting on some visine

~Sam mowing the lawn

~Pippin and Merry in a pie-eating contest

~The 9 fellowship members being interviewed while on "Survivor goes to New York"

~Barliman doing one of those cocktail acrobatics

~Gollum in a trenchcoat and flashing people on corners
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~Elves getting drunk and singing loud drinking songs
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Gandalf facing the Balrog- Oh no! I should have brought my Nikes!!!

Gimli Against Balrog- I'm short! I'm Bad! I'm king of Khazaad!!!


Saruman uses Loreal Shampoo to get that oh so smooth wizard do.


The elves in the council or Elrond are very quiet. Later it is discovered they are listening on translator earphones.


Haldir: You dwarf's breath is so bad we could have shot him in the dark.


Saruman gets rid of the palantir and decides to go 21st century. He buys a computer and uses video chat.


Gandalf goes for the easy and casual look as far as his outfit. Saruman is another matter. He orders only the best Armani wizard suits,always in white of course and when people aren't looking wears matching sunglasses.


Gandalf didn't know it when he visited the place was loaded security cameras. Also upstairs there several super computers that were showing all the important parts of Middle Earth. The biggest webcam was on Rohan.
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