Toy with your friends!

markedel · 01-28-2002, 10:05 PM

Does anyone toy with know quasi-literate friends. I like dangling the ending of the two towers in front of them like a fearsome Nazgul high above the horizon

Play Girl · 01-29-2002, 02:31 PM

ME - me
QLF - quasi-literate friend

QLF: So what happens in the next one?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Yes - so tell me? Do they meet each other again like Sam said?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: Is that a prediction?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: Who dies next?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: How does it end?
ME: Ahhh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Whats this about a spider? What happens to Merry and that other one who was a bit dippy?
ME: Pippin you fool!
QLF: so what happens?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Tell me NOW!
ME: Alot of riders, orcs, huge tree creatures and a masive spider.
QLF: What?
ME: Read the goddamm book you fool!

Play Girl
xxx

LuthienTinuviel · 01-29-2002, 07:14 PM

heh..heh...
that is more fun than it is healthy.

Arathorn · 02-01-2002, 04:10 AM

QLF: What happens in the next film?
ME: I'll tell you later. I have to go to work.

later that evening...

QLF: So, what happens in the next film?
ME: I've been through a lot today, later dude.

2 weeks later at a party...

QLF: Dude! How's it going? BTW, I guess your all relaxed and ready now. About the 2nd film about LOTR...

ME: Sorry, I'm not ready yet.
QLF: When oh when will you be ready?
ME: In about 11 months. Although I read the books, I can't read the mind of Peter Jackson. He changes stuff here and there to make it, er, "interesting" for the movies. I suggest you read them too if you're really curious, I think I see my date calling me. Bye... <quickly disapears from view>

aldesign · 02-01-2002, 06:48 PM

hehehhe Taunt those Non-readers GOOOD!!!!!!!

Lady Midnight · 02-02-2002, 08:36 PM

QLF: So um what's it about?

ME: groan

QLF: It's a trilogy isn't it?

ME: *groans even more*

QLF: What's The Hobbit about?

ME: JUST READ THE BOOKS OK!!! IT'S AT LEAST TWENTY YEARS SINCE I READ THEM!!!! JUST READ THE FRELLING BOOKS!!!

QLF: Oh ok. Should I read The Hobbit first?

ME: *sits with head in hands and sighs*

Treebeard's apprentice · 02-02-2002, 11:59 PM

QLF: That was a great movie! I actually cried when Gandalf died.
ME: Really? That's interesting.
QLF: Why? Does he come back from the dead?
ME: I don't know. Maybe.
QLF: Come on, what happens? Is he really dead?
ME: Well actually Gandalf the GREY is dead.
QLF: I don't get it. What do you mean?
ME: Forget it, I've said too much already. You'll just have to read the books.

Renille · 02-03-2002, 12:35 AM

Heehee...this is fun...I have personal experience...

(after seeing the movie)

ME: So did you like it?
QLF- Oh yeah, I liked the cute guy.
ME: WHO??
QLF: You know, the elf guy.
ME: Oooh...Legolas?
QLF: yeah, I think so. He doesn't die, does he?
ME: That'd be telling
QLF: Come on, tell me!
ME: Nope. Not gonna talk...
QLF: Come onn...just tell me if the ring is destroyed.
ME: Um...no.
QLF: Please??? Oh, you have the book with you! Just let me read the ending.
ME *clutching the book*-MY PRECIOUS! Get your own copy and read the books!

FrodoFriend · 02-03-2002, 01:44 AM

LOL. Sometimes it's hard not to tell.

QLF: I almost cried when Gandalf died! Wasn't that sad?
Me: Yes, even though . . . er, never mind.
QLF: And Legolas is so sexy! He doesn't get married or anything, does he?
Me: Erm . . . not really.
QLF: What does that mean? What happens? TELL ME!
Me: No, that would be cheating!
QLF: Come on! No one else dies, do they?
Me: That depends . . .
QLF: Aaaarggh!

01-28-2002, 10:05 PM	#1
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Toy with your friends! Does anyone toy with know quasi-literate friends. I like dangling the ending of the two towers in front of them like a fearsome Nazgul high above the horizon __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

01-29-2002, 02:31 PM	#2
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	ME - me QLF - quasi-literate friend QLF: So what happens in the next one? ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know. QLF: Yes - so tell me? Do they meet each other again like Sam said? ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know QLF: Is that a prediction? ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know QLF: Who dies next? ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know QLF: How does it end? ME: Ahhh wouldn't you like to know. QLF: Whats this about a spider? What happens to Merry and that other one who was a bit dippy? ME: Pippin you fool! QLF: so what happens? ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know. QLF: Tell me NOW! ME: Alot of riders, orcs, huge tree creatures and a masive spider. QLF: What? ME: Read the goddamm book you fool! Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

01-29-2002, 07:14 PM	#3
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	heh..heh... that is more fun than it is healthy. __________________

02-01-2002, 04:10 AM	#4
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	QLF: What happens in the next film? ME: I'll tell you later. I have to go to work. later that evening... QLF: So, what happens in the next film? ME: I've been through a lot today, later dude. 2 weeks later at a party... QLF: Dude! How's it going? BTW, I guess your all relaxed and ready now. About the 2nd film about LOTR... ME: Sorry, I'm not ready yet. QLF: When oh when will you be ready? ME: In about 11 months. Although I read the books, I can't read the mind of Peter Jackson. He changes stuff here and there to make it, er, "interesting" for the movies. I suggest you read them too if you're really curious, I think I see my date calling me. Bye... <quickly disapears from view> __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-01-2002, 06:48 PM	#5
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	hehehehe gollum! hehehhe Taunt those Non-readers GOOOD!!!!!!!

02-02-2002, 08:36 PM	#6
Lady Midnight Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: only after 11pm and in an altered state of conciousness Posts: 176	QLF: So um what's it about? ME: groan QLF: It's a trilogy isn't it? ME: groans even more QLF: What's The Hobbit about? ME: JUST READ THE BOOKS OK!!! IT'S AT LEAST TWENTY YEARS SINCE I READ THEM!!!! JUST READ THE FRELLING BOOKS!!! QLF: Oh ok. Should I read The Hobbit first? ME: sits with head in hands and sighs __________________ Owner of Shining Realms BBS, http://pub27.ezboard.com/bshiningrealms62508 Mod of Mirkwood forum at: http://pub28.ezboard.com/bmiddleearth99434 Self Proclaimed Lady Of General Messages, Minx of the 'Moot and semi-retired Official Flirt Of The Slipstream, Discipula Lenta and Warrior Priestess of the Wayists. Queen of Dramatic Tension in many RPs. In the process of setting up a new SF/Fantasy based fanzine. I want Fanfic, short stories, poetry, filks, reviews, artwork, anything you've got really but most of all IDEAS!!!!. You write it I'll take a look at it. At the moment I can't pay for submissions but all contributors will recieve a complimentary copy and I am confident that I will be able to pay one day. Please PM me if you have anything. Never but never buy a computer from TIME. If you want to know why please ask. Andromeda fans check out: http://www.slipstreambbs.com/

02-02-2002, 11:59 PM	#7
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	QLF: That was a great movie! I actually cried when Gandalf died. ME: Really? That's interesting. QLF: Why? Does he come back from the dead? ME: I don't know. Maybe. QLF: Come on, what happens? Is he really dead? ME: Well actually Gandalf the GREY is dead. QLF: I don't get it. What do you mean? ME: Forget it, I've said too much already. You'll just have to read the books.

02-03-2002, 12:35 AM	#8
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Heehee...this is fun...I have personal experience... (after seeing the movie) ME: So did you like it? QLF- Oh yeah, I liked the cute guy. ME: WHO?? QLF: You know, the elf guy. ME: Oooh...Legolas? QLF: yeah, I think so. He doesn't die, does he? ME: That'd be telling QLF: Come on, tell me! ME: Nope. Not gonna talk... QLF: Come onn...just tell me if the ring is destroyed. ME: Um...no. QLF: Please??? Oh, you have the book with you! Just let me read the ending. ME clutching the book-MY PRECIOUS! Get your own copy and read the books! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

02-03-2002, 01:44 AM	#9
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	LOL. Sometimes it's hard not to tell. QLF: I almost cried when Gandalf died! Wasn't that sad? Me: Yes, even though . . . er, never mind. QLF: And Legolas is so sexy! He doesn't get married or anything, does he? Me: Erm . . . not really. QLF: What does that mean? What happens? TELL ME! Me: No, that would be cheating! QLF: Come on! No one else dies, do they? Me: That depends . . . QLF: Aaaarggh! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

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