The Story Post

We shall have a story post. This is the rival to the anything post. I hope it gets as many posts as the anything post. The rules:

1. NO THINGS THAT GO BEYOND THE PG AND JUST BARELY PG13(as stated in the rules) may not be posted, or I will get an admin to close the topic immediatly.

2. The admins aren't allowed to close this one unless rule 1 or any other rules in the rulebook are broken.

Now, how to play.

First I make up a little phrase to start a story.
Example: Every tuseday there was a parade in...

Then, someone else makes up a phrase to continue that story.
Example: Funkyville at about 5:00 A.M. We don't know...

Then another person continues that phrase until we have a completely wacky story.

I'll start

Jim was in his car driving to work, just when...

a thought was planted into his head. "Why don't I...

...wrap myself in aluminum foil so that the aliens can find me more easily and...

Have a nice day

...turn me into a cat so I don't have to...

Um, you cannot make a rule saying an admin can't close a thread. All I have to say is tough

Wooohooooo!!!!! Who's next?

... So I don't have to use the toilet to go. Radagast agreed to the command and changed the man into a cat just as...

Harry Potter walked in and a cement truck dumped it's cement on him. People danced in the street and

Darth Tater was shot with a water gun as he secretly tried to put on another lock. Then he started melting and became

a bacteria.

Meanwhile, Bill Mill was sticking out his tongue and licking his nose in an elevator surrounded by people because

that was is usual way to fight agoraphobia, something he has had

ever since last Friday. Because of his disease, he was planning that, after work, he would

put honey on his nose and look for

a more abundant source of honey than

(note, THAN, not THEN)

...the one that came from his pants...

and he put a dot to the sentence. "Hey, i'm not Henry James...

...(as far as I know)...

Sorry to be a stick in the mud, but Niffiwan you've exceeded the 2 posts in a day rule, and juntel, now that I'm posting I can't remember if you've exceeded it or just did your two posts, but I'm sure you know Let this be your warnings.

Was it enforced yet when I posted them?
I thought it would be 6 hours... oh well.