First dates

Kellquenti · 01-17-2005, 05:41 PM

This is a fun Thread ignore it if you want. Where would any of the Silmarillion males (Elf, man or whatever,) take their new ladies on a first date? What type of food would they choose and where would they go? If your'e really bold who would go with who? Be inventive!!!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-17-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kellquenti

This is a fun Thread ignore it if you want. Where would any of the Silmarillion males (Elf, man or whatever,) take their new ladies on a first date? What type of food would they choose and where would they go? If your'e really bold who would go with who? Be inventive!!!

When the King of Nargothrond and I had our first date, we picniced by the Narog and went for a quick dip. Then we traveled to Nan-tathren and slept beneath the willows. It was great

Pytt · 01-17-2005, 06:31 PM

Can you say the opposite? where I would have gone if I married a chick? then I don't know, really. There isn't no eagle females mentioned anywhere so I guess I have to stay with some lousy human or elf...then it must be ehm.. No I don't know.

Attalus · 01-17-2005, 09:00 PM

I suspect that Turin would take his date to a Goth bar where everybody wore black, pretended they were vampires, and talked about death. A lot. Fëanor would take whatever unlucky she-elf he hit on home to Formenos, to show her stuff he did and brag about himself. Beren would take his date on a picnic, look distracted a lot, and talk about his ex. Eärendil would take her to some waterfront bar.

***Valandil*** · 01-17-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Golden Hair

...Then we traveled to Nan-tathren and slept beneath the willows...

The way he told me, you two wasn't exactly SLEEPIN'!!

ItalianLegolas · 01-17-2005, 10:04 PM

that is dirty Valandil, Feanor would probably go to some forge or something... and make silmarils! MWHAHAH!!

Beren3000 · 01-18-2005, 01:56 AM

Fëanor would have probably convinced his date to leave Valinor (and maybe even take the Oath).

Kellquenti · 01-18-2005, 03:31 AM

Interesting replies so far!. Yep, why not extend the question to include where would the more forward ladies take thier Silmarillion males? and if two
couples went out as a foursome who would they be? There's some interesting and probably explosive partnerships that may get together!

***Valandil*** · 01-18-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

that is dirty Valandil...

You're right...

sorry...

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-18-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Valandil

You're right...

sorry...

Hey, what did he tell you? Anyway, All I'll say is it was a great date.

Embladyne · 01-18-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Attalus

Eärendil would take her to some waterfront bar.

Nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of those where I come from.

ItalianLegolas · 01-18-2005, 04:16 PM

They could all go see a movie called 'The Kinslaying', and since they liked it so much, decide to re-inact it

Telcontar_Dunedain · 01-18-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Golden Hair

When the King of Nargothrond and I had our first date, we picniced by the Narog and went for a quick dip. Then we traveled to Nan-tathren and slept beneath the willows. It was great

I take it that you're talking about Orodreth!

ItalianLegolas · 01-18-2005, 04:30 PM

what if it was numerous Kings of Nargothrond?

Rosie Gamgee · 01-19-2005, 12:04 PM

Feanor would start out by honking the horn outside the 's house, thus perturbing her and enraging her parents, but through his assertive personality they still let him take the out. However, once in the car all he does is brag and she gets off on the highway and walks home before they even get to the resturant.

Beren took Luthien dancing, but after all those flowers sprouted up where Luthien had danced they threw them out. I imagine Beren as a pizza guy. They went out for pizza afterwards and he dared Luthien to eat the anchovies- which, it turns out, is why Thingol didn't like him.

ItalianLegolas · 01-19-2005, 03:42 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhh...so thats why!!

Minielin · 01-19-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Attalus

I suspect that Turin would take his date to a Goth bar where everybody wore black, pretended they were vampires, and talked about death. A lot.

Eol would do something similar, I'm sure.

With the extension to females...
-Luthien would go to some club and dance, inspiring a massive fight to break out between all those that she'd just made fall madly in love with her.
-Melian would start the evening off by staring fixedly at her date for a few years.
-Aredhel would spend the few weeks before the date prepping in a dark basement, then grab the doggie bag after dinner and run away.
-Ungoliant would eat her date.

Embladyne · 01-19-2005, 05:44 PM

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-Ungoliant would eat her date.

er...I'm not sure why anyone would be going on a date with her, in the first place....

ItalianLegolas · 01-19-2005, 06:15 PM

it would probably be Morgoth, if anyone

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-19-2005, 06:35 PM

i suspect that morgoth would take his date out on a nice walk around a fiery chasm, a picnic beside a river of lava, followed by a cosy night in watching the balrogs

01-17-2005, 05:41 PM	#1
Kellquenti Enting Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midhurst UK Posts: 88	First dates This is a fun Thread ignore it if you want. Where would any of the Silmarillion males (Elf, man or whatever,) take their new ladies on a first date? What type of food would they choose and where would they go? If your'e really bold who would go with who? Be inventive!!!

01-17-2005, 06:31 PM	#3
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Can you say the opposite? where I would have gone if I married a chick? then I don't know, really. There isn't no eagle females mentioned anywhere so I guess I have to stay with some lousy human or elf...then it must be ehm.. No I don't know. __________________ Don't Panic!

01-17-2005, 09:00 PM	#4
Attalus Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the Bay of Belfalas Posts: 1,125	I suspect that Turin would take his date to a Goth bar where everybody wore black, pretended they were vampires, and talked about death. A lot. Fëanor would take whatever unlucky she-elf he hit on home to Formenos, to show her stuff he did and brag about himself. Beren would take his date on a picnic, look distracted a lot, and talk about his ex. Eärendil would take her to some waterfront bar. __________________ "What song the Sirens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions are not beyond conjecture." - Sir Thomas Browne, Urn Burial.

01-17-2005, 10:04 PM	#6
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	that is dirty Valandil, Feanor would probably go to some forge or something... and make silmarils! MWHAHAH!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-18-2005, 04:16 PM	#12
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	They could all go see a movie called 'The Kinslaying', and since they liked it so much, decide to re-inact it __________________ What was lost is now found. Last edited by ItalianLegolas : 01-18-2005 at 04:17 PM. Reason: make it funnier!

01-18-2005, 01:56 AM	#7
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	Fëanor would have probably convinced his date to leave Valinor (and maybe even take the Oath).

01-18-2005, 03:31 AM	#8
Kellquenti Enting Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midhurst UK Posts: 88	Interesting replies so far!. Yep, why not extend the question to include where would the more forward ladies take thier Silmarillion males? and if two couples went out as a foursome who would they be? There's some interesting and probably explosive partnerships that may get together!

01-18-2005, 04:30 PM	#14
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	what if it was *numerous* Kings of Nargothrond? __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-19-2005, 12:04 PM	#15
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Feanor would start out by honking the horn outside the 's house, thus perturbing her and enraging her parents, but through his assertive personality they still let him take the out. However, once in the car all he does is brag and she gets off on the highway and walks home before they even get to the resturant. Beren took Luthien dancing, but after all those flowers sprouted up where Luthien had danced they threw them out. I imagine Beren as a pizza guy. They went out for pizza afterwards and he dared Luthien to eat the anchovies- which, it turns out, is why Thingol didn't like him. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

01-19-2005, 03:42 PM	#16
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Ohhhhhhhhhh...so thats why!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-19-2005, 06:15 PM	#19
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	it would probably be Morgoth, if anyone __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-19-2005, 06:35 PM	#20
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i suspect that morgoth would take his date out on a nice walk around a fiery chasm, a picnic beside a river of lava, followed by a cosy night in watching the balrogs

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