20 Things To Do When You See The Movie

Insidious Rex · 12-18-2003, 09:53 PM

All I have to say is

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your
seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!"
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Insidious Rex · 12-18-2003, 09:55 PM

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12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

Sylvee Estel · 12-18-2003, 10:13 PM

lol those are great! I especially like the Mr. Anderson one. I think I'm gonna do that next time I go see it...

brownjenkins · 12-18-2003, 10:14 PM

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4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

we have a theater with a bar in town... i may try this with some friends when it gets there in a month or so... we'll be ready to do the monty python skit by the end

hectorberlioz · 12-18-2003, 10:18 PM

AH HA HA!!!! So hilarious!! Great ideas...I should definitely try some off these...

Celebréiel · 12-18-2003, 11:25 PM

Lmao! Those are great!! And very great ideas. I like the 'thats what im Tolkien about' one! Its just cheesy enough to work! Thanks IR!

Telcontar · 12-19-2003, 12:45 PM

Freakin' hilarious!!! All of 'em are great, too many to list! Very creative!!!

Churl · 12-19-2003, 01:37 PM

Much appreciated, Insidious … your list belongs to that incredibly rare breed of web humor: namely, the funny kind.

Finrod Felagund · 12-19-2003, 01:53 PM

21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.

25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"

Varda Oiolosseo · 12-19-2003, 02:24 PM

lol, yeah deffinatly have to try some of those.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Just to let you know that one does work

My friend did it to me and i jumped out of my skin.

and the "That's what i'm Tolkien about" I will deffinatly do!

Elvengirl · 12-19-2003, 02:42 PM

hahaha hilarious

***gdl96*** · 12-19-2003, 04:51 PM

hahahaha

nice job, ir

Elfhelm · 12-20-2003, 11:47 AM

When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".

Falagar · 12-20-2003, 12:27 PM

Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well).

Artanis · 12-20-2003, 12:35 PM

Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK?

Falagar · 12-20-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Artanis
Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK?

Not in the near future, at least!

Aewionen · 12-20-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Elfhelm
When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".

That is exactly what I thought of when I saw the movie!

lol. (Hooray for Monty Python!)

These are all hilarious! Great job IR!

Gulio, Strength of Many · 12-20-2003, 06:35 PM

Lol hilarious IR! I'll be going to see it again, maybe I'll try a few of those...

Tuor of Gondolin · 12-21-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
_________________________________

And here I thought I was the only one to have such a warped idea.

How about John Cleese as the Witch King of Angmar.
"Where are you twits going? They're dead people! Dead! Dead! Dead! See! (picks up one of the Army of the Dead and bangs skeleton on a counter repeatedly).

Then he sees the King of the Dead writing on Minas Tirith walls.
WK: "What's that you wrote?"
KotD: "It says, 'Mordor Army go Home.' "
WK "No it doesn't, "It says 'Mordorites, they go the
outs.' "
(proceeds to give KotD a grammar lesson).
"Now, write it on the wall 100 times."

Elephant man orc sees Rohirrim perparing to charge, Witch King is facing him. He tries to tell the Witch King but is so scared he begins to stutter. Mordor soldiers collapse to ground laughing as Rohirrim rides over them.

Also, how about a dialogue in the Dark Tower with the
Witch King: Basil Fawlty
Mouth of Sauron: Manuel
strategizing the attack on Minas Tirith?

Oh, and did anyone picture all the spear points falling off as Theoden rode across psyching up the Rohirrim? (Theoden= Eric Idle, Eomer=Michael Palin).

ryttu3k · 01-03-2004, 12:57 PM

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13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

I unfortunately came very close to that one, when Denethor ran out burning I turned to my sister and muttered, "One Stewerd of Gondor, extra crispy, please!"

12-18-2003, 09:53 PM	#1
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	20 Things To Do When You See The Movie All I have to say is 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!" 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused. __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

12-18-2003, 10:13 PM	#3
Sylvee Estel Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 115	lol those are great! I especially like the Mr. Anderson one. I think I'm gonna do that next time I go see it... __________________ ~Sylvee

12-18-2003, 10:18 PM	#5
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	AH HA HA!!!! So hilarious!! Great ideas...I should definitely try some off these... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-18-2003, 11:25 PM	#6
Celebréiel Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A house! Posts: 376	Lmao! Those are great!! And very great ideas. I like the 'thats what im Tolkien about' one! Its just cheesy enough to work! Thanks IR! __________________ Peace Yeah, Your an individual...just like everyone else. http://cartalien.deviantart.com/ - Arty goodness

12-19-2003, 01:53 PM	#9
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

12-19-2003, 12:45 PM	#7
Telcontar Enting Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix Posts: 53	Freakin' hilarious!!! All of 'em are great, too many to list! Very creative!!!

12-19-2003, 01:37 PM	#8
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Much appreciated, Insidious … your list belongs to that incredibly rare breed of web humor: namely, the funny kind.

12-19-2003, 02:24 PM	#10
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	lol, yeah deffinatly have to try some of those. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Just to let you know that one does work My friend did it to me and i jumped out of my skin. and the "That's what i'm Tolkien about" I will deffinatly do!

12-19-2003, 02:42 PM	#11
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	hahaha hilarious __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

12-19-2003, 04:51 PM	#12
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	hahahaha nice job, ir

12-20-2003, 11:47 AM	#13
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries". __________________ cya

12-20-2003, 12:27 PM	#14
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well). __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

12-20-2003, 12:35 PM	#15
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK? __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

12-20-2003, 06:35 PM	#18
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Lol hilarious IR! I'll be going to see it again, maybe I'll try a few of those... __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

12-21-2003, 02:13 PM	#19
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	Originally posted by Insidious Rex reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. _________________________________ And here I thought I was the only one to have such a warped idea. How about John Cleese as the Witch King of Angmar. "Where are you twits going? They're dead people! Dead! Dead! Dead! See! (picks up one of the Army of the Dead and bangs skeleton on a counter repeatedly). Then he sees the King of the Dead writing on Minas Tirith walls. WK: "What's that you wrote?" KotD: "It says, 'Mordor Army go Home.' " WK "No it doesn't, "It says 'Mordorites, they go the outs.' " (proceeds to give KotD a grammar lesson). "Now, write it on the wall 100 times." Elephant man orc sees Rohirrim perparing to charge, Witch King is facing him. He tries to tell the Witch King but is so scared he begins to stutter. Mordor soldiers collapse to ground laughing as Rohirrim rides over them. Also, how about a dialogue in the Dark Tower with the Witch King: Basil Fawlty Mouth of Sauron: Manuel strategizing the attack on Minas Tirith? Oh, and did anyone picture all the spear points falling off as Theoden rode across psyching up the Rohirrim? (Theoden= Eric Idle, Eomer=Michael Palin). __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 12-21-2003 at 04:02 PM.

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