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Personally, I think the "I see dead people" is pretty funny. But then again I do have a warped sense of humor.
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01-22-2004, 12:26 AM
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I did that, and the people near me cracked up
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01-28-2004, 08:58 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black.  Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean |
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01-28-2004, 11:38 AM
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"...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing." |
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01-28-2004, 12:51 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Originally posted by Ethuliel
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That would be funny. I doubt he would, but everyone else did, so why not. _________________________________ Well, Viggo would be a foreign born actor with an accent, which seems to be the only requirement to be governor of California. 
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01-28-2004, 04:11 PM
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Her Infernal Majesty
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i've sssooooo gotta tri these.... i'm going again to see it... um next week i think.... ma im go gonna get banned.... MINT!!!
a friends got it on pirate as well.... so i'll have to do it then as well.... i feel a scheme forming........ MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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01-28-2004, 06:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
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This isn't the Rocky Horror Picture Show you know
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01-29-2004, 01:17 AM
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Elf Lord
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when it showed Smeagol eating the fish in the begining, i turned to the person next to me and whispered "sushi"
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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01-29-2004, 10:06 AM
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Elf Lord
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Originally posted by Christiana
when it showed Smeagol eating the fish in the begining, i turned to the person next to me and whispered "sushi" ______________________________ A thought: I believe the LOTR movies are popular in Japan. I wonder how they take one of the features marking him as a bit of a gross guy being his liking raw fish.
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02-01-2004, 08:48 PM
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Enting
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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I can't believe no-one's done this o.o In FOTR, in Moria...
"This is no mine... it's my wife!" Yeah. Sorry *sheepish grin* I've been doing that one since the second time I saw Fellowship... |
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02-02-2004, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Ohio
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Here's one I did when I saw ROTK:
In the battle scene, with pieces of masonry flying back and forth, when they land on the orcs and roll over them, yell "Want a more satisfying crunch?" (Snickers Cruncher commercials)
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02-02-2004, 07:22 PM
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02-02-2004, 07:41 PM
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Hobbit
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"'Hrum, Hoom,' murmured the voice, a deep voice like a very deep woodwind instrument. 'Very odd indeed! Do not be hasty, that is my motto...'" -The Two Towers "Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh!t." -Will Smith, I ROBOT |
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02-02-2004, 09:07 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Hey, I didnt get it the first time i read it either
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Gimli: It was already dead Legolas: It was twitching! Gimli: It was twitching...because it's got my axe embeded in it's nervous system!! -Two Towers extended DVD I'm wearing black for Black. Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean |
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02-02-2004, 10:06 PM
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Enting
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02-03-2004, 08:56 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
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as a result of too much rocky horror in my earlier years my running commentary tends to be more filthy then witty, although when the blob faced orc first came on screen i did start singing:
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" i really like the hamster in the microwave jape... haha! |
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02-03-2004, 10:34 AM
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Elf Lord
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02-21-2005, 12:35 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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*Rolls on floor*
When you first see the popcorn faced orc, say in a worried tone "Do you think my girlfriend will notice my zit?"
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02-21-2005, 12:57 AM
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Honourary Elitist Inklette
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Is it a bad thing I am seriously considering trying some of these if LOTR comes back to theatres?
The funny thing is, whenever I see Hugo Weaving, I always think of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, so I keep on expecting Elrond to burst into singing a random ABBA song, with a neon wig and totally queeny outfi, with Cirdan and Galadriel right next to him. |
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02-21-2005, 01:02 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA)
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Wierd.
102.)In ROTk when Arwen and Strider start kissind, say"PDO! That'll be detention for both of you!"
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