Everyday Elves... - Page 5

Telperion · 08-31-2002, 11:59 AM

Gandalf hopping around like a frog.

Pretty wierd isn't it? The image was very vivid.

Celebrian · 08-31-2002, 12:44 PM

Gandalfs cell phone ringing while he is with the company. "Drat, it's Sauron, how did he get my number?"

Sicirus · 08-31-2002, 10:04 PM

boromir trying to make a copy of the one ring. so he could switch the real one from Frodo.

osszie · 08-31-2002, 10:39 PM

Legolass at a job interview.........

boss: to work at this factory u need certain skills

Legolass: well I can shoot an orc from 500 paces

boss: you've got a keen eye to hand coordination then........how is your manual dexterity?........that's very important in this factory

Legolass: I can walk a tightrope with ease and create intricate artwork

boss: good, good.........you sound excellent for the job..........formal qualifications?

Legolass:erm...........none

boss: excellent! I can offer u a pointless carreer screwing bolts into the latest domestic appliance off our lines

Legolass:screwing bolts into your produce!............I'm going to live for the next 700! years!!!!!!

boss: there will be plenty of overtime for u then

Legolass

vertime!!!!!!!

boss:have u tried welfare.............or a carreer as an artist?

Legolass

h

boss:I'll see you at 6am tommorrow then?

Legolass:yes

............yes u will

Linarryl · 10-19-2002, 09:35 AM

Legolas and Gimli playing golf together.

Arwen putting on nail polish.

Legolas taking ballet lessons.

frodosgirlfriend · 04-02-2003, 09:28 PM

pippin walking around hobbiton with a "slim fast" meal shake in his hand

Tom Bombadil in a super market with cheesy super market music in the back round

Nuzgul going through the mcdonalds drive through

Galadriel at a salon watching soap opras

Sicirus · 04-02-2003, 09:43 PM

Elrond watching meet the parents deciding how to get rid of pesterous Estel.
Celeborn listening to Micheal Jackson.

frodosgirlfriend · 04-02-2003, 09:46 PM

Merry sitting on the couch upside down in his under wear and watching TV.

Sicirus · 04-02-2003, 09:52 PM

Galadriel watching and singing along to Rocky Horror Picture Show. And resiting(sp) lines.

samwiselvr2008 · 04-02-2003, 10:28 PM

The TV show Surviver taking place in Mordor.

Ornelírë Mistë · 04-04-2003, 10:43 PM

Aragorn in a skin-tight "I Love NY" shirt. Maybe pink.
Galadriel painting her nails blood red, while sitting in a bubble bath.
Gandalf in one of those Japanese-school-girl outfits.*shudder*

TheWhiteRider · 04-06-2003, 02:12 AM

The whole fellowship at a slumbar party.

Linaewen · 04-06-2003, 06:42 AM

Please tell me osszie spelt Legolas like that on purpose.

Gimli hosting his own cooking show.

Elf Girl · 04-06-2003, 09:00 AM

One would certainly hope that Coney/osszie did.

frodosgirlfriend · 04-09-2003, 09:32 PM

Treebeard cutting down the hedges.

Eowyn and Arwen sitting on a bench watching guys walk by and trying to guess "boxers or briefs?"

Gimli and Legolas renting a pattle boat together.

Indril Anarion · 04-09-2003, 10:14 PM

Gimli applying Miracle Grow on his beard

Legolas at the drug store trying to pick out the right shampoo and conditioner to best fit his hair type

Aragorn and Lurtz playing paintball by the River Anduin.

Gandalf teaching hobbit children how to properly light a firework (after that incident with Pippin and Merry, certain precautions have been taken)

Arwen shaving her legs for her big date with Aragorn

Sicirus · 04-10-2003, 09:04 PM

this has turned from every day elves to every day lotr.

Aragorn haiving his 120th birthday at yes, six flags. (LOL)
Elrond attempting to take over the world.
Hobbits trying to make crop circles.
Tom B trying to make a song that makes since and doesen't scare poor kids.

Anglorfin · 04-10-2003, 11:06 PM

Galadriel and Arwen playing "patty-cake"

Legolas air guitarring with his bow after he finds out that he is still ahead of Gimli in their body count game at Helm's Deep.

Elrond going to a video store and renting "The Matrix"

The Fellowship singing "Row Your Boat" as they go down the Anduin.

Bombadillo · 04-10-2003, 11:06 PM

After a hearty dinner, Gimli washes off his face and shampoos his beard to get all the spit and gravy out of it.

The witchking secretly slipping his steed a sugar cube while gently carressing its head.

Tom Bombadil slowly wakes up in the morning and brushes his teeth. He is still stumbling and sleepy.

Elrond putting his contacts in.

Gandalf removes his hat to bow to a pretty lady. Mad hat hair.

Grima Wormtounge walks onto the roof of Orthanc and catches Saruman practicing his kung fu where he thinks no one will notice.

An ent standing in Fangorn trying to pick the bird nests out of his beard.

The Lady Galdriel looking into her Mirror, braiding her hair.

[Something about the ents in the absence of their entwives. Nevermind]

Anglorfin · 04-14-2003, 04:15 PM

Elladan and Elrohir in am armwrestling match.

Upon walking in the wilderness, Gimli's beard gets tangled in a thorn bush.

Legolas sheepishly breaking wind at the Council of Elrond.

Merry and Pippin have a round of golf.

Sauron striking his thumb during the forging of the One Ring.

08-31-2002, 11:59 AM	#81
Telperion Enting Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Calgary Posts: 78	Gandalf hopping around like a frog. Pretty wierd isn't it? The image was very vivid. __________________ Wherever you go, there you are. Aim for the stars, if you miss, you'll at least land on the moon! He who is made of air should not accuse the wind. My mind wanders. "Not all those who wander are lost." Therefore, my mind is not lost. Now, my question to those of you who doubt my sanity is this: How can someone who has not lost their mind be insane?

08-31-2002, 12:44 PM	#82
Celebrian Enting Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Calgary Posts: 75	Gandalfs cell phone ringing while he is with the company. "Drat, it's Sauron, how did he get my number?" __________________ All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. Tall ships and tall kings, three times three. What brought they form the foundered land Over the flowing sea? Seven stars and seven stones and one white tree.

08-31-2002, 10:04 PM	#83
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	boromir trying to make a copy of the one ring. so he could switch the real one from Frodo. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-31-2002, 10:39 PM	#84
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	Legolass at a job interview......... boss: to work at this factory u need certain skills Legolass: well I can shoot an orc from 500 paces boss: you've got a keen eye to hand coordination then........how is your manual dexterity?........that's very important in this factory Legolass: I can walk a tightrope with ease and create intricate artwork boss: good, good.........you sound excellent for the job..........formal qualifications? Legolass:erm...........none boss: excellent! I can offer u a pointless carreer screwing bolts into the latest domestic appliance off our lines Legolass:screwing bolts into your produce!............I'm going to live for the next 700! years!!!!!! boss: there will be plenty of overtime for u then Legolassvertime!!!!!!! boss:have u tried welfare.............or a carreer as an artist? Legolassh boss:I'll see you at 6am tommorrow then? Legolass:yes ............yes u will Last edited by osszie : 08-31-2002 at 10:40 PM.

04-02-2003, 09:28 PM	#86
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	pippin walking around hobbiton with a "slim fast" meal shake in his hand Tom Bombadil in a super market with cheesy super market music in the back round Nuzgul going through the mcdonalds drive through Galadriel at a salon watching soap opras __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

10-19-2002, 09:35 AM	#85
Linarryl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 160	Legolas and Gimli playing golf together. Arwen putting on nail polish. Legolas taking ballet lessons.

04-02-2003, 09:43 PM	#87
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Elrond watching meet the parents deciding how to get rid of pesterous Estel. Celeborn listening to Micheal Jackson. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

04-02-2003, 09:46 PM	#88
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Merry sitting on the couch upside down in his under wear and watching TV. __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

04-02-2003, 09:52 PM	#89
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Galadriel watching and singing along to Rocky Horror Picture Show. And resiting(sp) lines. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

04-02-2003, 10:28 PM	#90
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	The TV show Surviver taking place in Mordor. __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

04-04-2003, 10:43 PM	#91
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	Aragorn in a skin-tight "I Love NY" shirt. Maybe pink. Galadriel painting her nails blood red, while sitting in a bubble bath. Gandalf in one of those Japanese-school-girl outfits.shudder

04-06-2003, 02:12 AM	#92
TheWhiteRider Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On top of a white horse named Shadowfax. Posts: 114	The whole fellowship at a slumbar party. __________________ "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle, and quick to anger." ~Gildor "Begun, the Clone War has..." ~Yoda "I can't see, as I'm facing your pitiful lies, don't have the strength, to carry your heavy load of lies." ~H.I.M.

04-06-2003, 06:42 AM	#93
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Please tell me osszie spelt Legolas like that on purpose. Gimli hosting his own cooking show. Last edited by Linaewen : 04-06-2003 at 06:44 AM.

04-06-2003, 09:00 AM	#94
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	One would certainly hope that Coney/osszie did. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-09-2003, 09:32 PM	#95
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Treebeard cutting down the hedges. Eowyn and Arwen sitting on a bench watching guys walk by and trying to guess "boxers or briefs?" Gimli and Legolas renting a pattle boat together. __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

04-09-2003, 10:14 PM	#96
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Gimli applying Miracle Grow on his beard Legolas at the drug store trying to pick out the right shampoo and conditioner to best fit his hair type Aragorn and Lurtz playing paintball by the River Anduin. Gandalf teaching hobbit children how to properly light a firework (after that incident with Pippin and Merry, certain precautions have been taken) Arwen shaving her legs for her big date with Aragorn __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

04-10-2003, 09:04 PM	#97
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	this has turned from every day elves to every day lotr. Aragorn haiving his 120th birthday at yes, six flags. (LOL) Elrond attempting to take over the world. Hobbits trying to make crop circles. Tom B trying to make a song that makes since and doesen't scare poor kids. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

04-10-2003, 11:06 PM	#98
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	Galadriel and Arwen playing "patty-cake" Legolas air guitarring with his bow after he finds out that he is still ahead of Gimli in their body count game at Helm's Deep. Elrond going to a video store and renting "The Matrix" The Fellowship singing "Row Your Boat" as they go down the Anduin. __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

04-10-2003, 11:06 PM	#99
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	After a hearty dinner, Gimli washes off his face and shampoos his beard to get all the spit and gravy out of it. The witchking secretly slipping his steed a sugar cube while gently carressing its head. Tom Bombadil slowly wakes up in the morning and brushes his teeth. He is still stumbling and sleepy. Elrond putting his contacts in. Gandalf removes his hat to bow to a pretty lady. Mad hat hair. Grima Wormtounge walks onto the roof of Orthanc and catches Saruman practicing his kung fu where he thinks no one will notice. An ent standing in Fangorn trying to pick the bird nests out of his beard. The Lady Galdriel looking into her Mirror, braiding her hair. [Something about the ents in the absence of their entwives. Nevermind] __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity? Last edited by Bombadillo : 04-11-2003 at 11:48 AM.

04-14-2003, 04:15 PM	#100
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	Elladan and Elrohir in am armwrestling match. Upon walking in the wilderness, Gimli's beard gets tangled in a thorn bush. Legolas sheepishly breaking wind at the Council of Elrond. Merry and Pippin have a round of golf. Sauron striking his thumb during the forging of the One Ring. __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

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