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Old 02-10-2003, 04:43 PM   #61
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Ok, you are correct, you can't trust me. I lied. I always lie.

Next I am going to publish the "Secret Conversation of Katt and Human: Off the Record" for your amusment and information.
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Old 02-10-2003, 05:13 PM   #62
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"Secret Conversation of Katt and Human: Off the Record"

*After reading Katt’s last post about her and Glordifle, Human had this to say*

Human: Oh no… can I take over Rache’s reaction?! Please!?

Katt: Ok, but I’m gonna start it by asking her “How would you like a little brother?” But she needs to go “Oh not another half-brother.” Cuz she has two 1/2 bros. already. Then I can say “No, a brother from your same mother and father.” Cuz she thinks her father is dead. Also then Glordifle (I’m gonna call him Di) can get on my case about her 1/2 bros.

Human: hee hee hee …and while you are busy w/ your family life THE WORLD WILL BE RIPE FOR THE TAKING!!!!

Katt: Nuh-uh! Roya is coming after you, And Morgoth didn’t just dissapear. He is still there. But Maggie will stop him and rule all.

Human: Fuk you! Bich! The world is mine! I started the Gor-blasted thread! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Katt: It is no longer your thread! It is Maggie’s and mine! We dealt with Zavron, we can deal with you! Bich!

Human: *Slap* Ho!

Katt: What the Fuk?

Human: I’ll go ninja mode! I will! Don’t you think that I won’t! And I’ll bring back the penguin army!

Katt: I can kill all the penguins! In fact, I steal your title of Lord of the Penguins!

Human: NOOOOOOOO! (we have to post this paper) OOOOOO!!!! You will gice me back the title…or else…

Katt: You cannot hurt me!

Human: But the penguins won’t follow you! They follow only me!

Katt: You are no longer you! I am you! In fact, we are you! I am the Ultimate Dark Queen! I am the whole of Middle Earth!

Human: Then I shall conquore you! Bwa ha ha ha!

Katt: You can only defeate me by becoming good! OMG! We cant post this! My Mistress will kill me for being so presumptious!

Human: Oh, one minute you are all powerful and the next a fawnny wimp! Come! Join me, and we shall rule together! None shall stand against us!

Katt: I’ve heard it all before. I was actually going to write something about Morgoth trying to get me to join him. But I cannot leave my Mistress…(For power) *evil smiley*

Human: Your “Mistress” is weak with out you! I am straong, and I will be victorious! I would not destroy you if I did not have to, but if you anger me… I will put you in the room with Zavron!

Katt: The room was never a threat to me and never will be.

Human: What about Zavron?

Katt: Is he still alive? Jeez! How many times do we have to kill him?

Human: *shrugs* You will not join me? *pouts* Ah, well…

Katt: I might, but you have not tempted me.

Human: *Suspicious frowning smiley* …

Katt: I think you should join with Morgoth and get him to respect you by returning Sauron to him. Only Morgoth can tempt me, I think.

Human: But… aren’t you married?! What about Rache?

Katt: Didn’t you hear? We don’t have a monogamous relationship. *wink wink, evil smiley*

Human: Oh right…geez with it is with you and evil villains?

Katt: I dunno, What you need to do is forcefully take me, thrten me, torture me, and then ask if I’ll willingly betray everything I love.

Human: And…? Then what?

Katt: Then I might join you. Depends on how good a job you do. That’s why you need Morgoth.

Human: Oh… ok. Hee hee hee…
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I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
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To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:34 AM   #63
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*blinks*
*stares*
*twitches and falls over*

I MISS you guys!

Wait....Katt...clear something up. Rache is your daughter, by Glordifle. Who's Roya?
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Old 02-11-2003, 12:32 PM   #64
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Roya is a freshman at shcool who Katt recruited to help with the elves. We miss you too Tano, I don't suppose you'd consider coming back would you?

Eliza, did you pay in attention at all to my post just before yours?

Glorfindel, Celeborn and Earniel were already gone. And for Eru's sake please edit it so that it contains understandable sentences.
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Old 02-11-2003, 02:45 PM   #65
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We all miss you kenna.

I think that kidnapping Celeborn was a bad idea, but maybe Ninja will return Celeborn, because Ninja needs some way to find out about Morgoth.

I'm gonna cry!

I'm really gonna cry.

Now I'm gonna kill her.
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 02-11-2003, 10:59 PM   #66
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*blink*
Kill me or Eliza?

I will have a big crazy party soon and we can all be insane and not miss each other, okay? *sniff*

So is Roya playing Roya, or is she not around anymore?
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Old 02-12-2003, 02:38 AM   #67
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Sorry. You posted while I was posting, so I was posting off of Earinel's post...and it was late, and i wasn't thinking quite right.

But I needed the talk to Celeborn to find out things about Morogth! Certain...things...about Moroght...

hee hee...you will forgive? It is so important to my plan...please?
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Old 02-13-2003, 02:41 PM   #68
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Roya was never here. She might sign up though.

I is glad you is back on the moooooooot!
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I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
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To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.


"Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."
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Old 02-14-2003, 11:47 PM   #69
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Mirahzi...Mirahzi...? Where is that sexy boy?

oh well. We' are just going to have to bring him in our selves....

*Evil cackle*
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Old 02-15-2003, 06:10 PM   #70
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Remember our plan *wink wink* that I *wink wink* told you about *wink wink* Mirazi?

*winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink*
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Old 02-18-2003, 01:43 AM   #71
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*Nudge nudge*

*Grin grin*

Say no more!
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Old 02-18-2003, 03:13 PM   #72
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Okay, I think I'm now officially getting lost. In fact I even lost myself in this game. What's all this stuff about the existentionalist or whatever? Why am I not understanding anything of all this winking, nudging and grinning business? Since when does Varda wears dragon shaped things in her hair? And where am I?
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:14 AM   #73
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Well, I haven't a clue about the nudging and winking either.
The existentialist thing was simply because...um...someone, I think Human, had a line about "life having no meaning." This is a very existential thought, and as we had just had a lecture in Humanities about the existentialist type of thinking, I felt obliged to...uh....do something about it.

"What an impetuous boy he is! I like his hair so much."
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Old 02-19-2003, 03:26 AM   #74
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You aren't supposed to get the winking and the nudging.

It's supposed to frighten you.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! So evil!

And on a side note, I have a thing for existentialist. Philosophers in genral, but the existentialist especially. They are fun to be random with!!
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:30 PM   #75
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twitches....falls over....
I dunno....after reading L'etranger and discussing it with Daniel, I'm a little wary of existentialists. I also have a hard time remembering how to spell the word.

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Old 02-20-2003, 06:11 PM   #76
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THis is actually Katt posting.

No, Eliza! Do you remember the *wink wink* thing we were gonna do with Mirahzi? or are you just winking a lot?

Oh well. I'll do it *wink wink* myself.

Sigh.
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Old 02-20-2003, 06:50 PM   #77
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Actually, I was having a conniption fit.

*Twitch*

No I don't remember. Hit me on the head with a PM to remind me about Mirahzi.

Daniel??? Who is this Daniel person?? Oh, and on a side note, there is apparently a difference between existentialist philosophy and Zen philosophy. Who knew?
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Old 02-20-2003, 11:10 PM   #78
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Ja, I knew. Zen makes SENSE.

Daniel is my humanities teacher, and a very frightening person he is, too. Next time I see you I'll give you an impression of his "eyebrow thing." He uses it in conference to frighten us poor students.
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Eye brow thing???

*Imagines*

AGH!

...don't do things like that to me! You have to explain, or my imagination conjures up weirdness!
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