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When Frodo first goes into Shelob's lair, my friend says to me, "Maybe Saddam is hiding in this spider hole."
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01-06-2004, 05:55 PM
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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01-06-2004, 10:33 PM
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thats why you dont do it from where your sitting-and u make sure your not caught
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01-06-2004, 10:39 PM
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scream fire?
NO! because of all the folks like me who might be FINALLY seeing it for the first freakin time who would then have to beat the begeezus out of you for makin us miss important stuff...... don't make me hurt you...... GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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01-07-2004, 01:28 AM
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01-07-2004, 03:22 AM
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Oh look! An eagle! *sneaks away*
So as to not be off topic and further incur the wrath of an admin, I'll post an idea too. Whenever an inconsistency (like Legolas' magically full quiver), or a not wrapped up story arc (like Saruman's unfinished business) comes up, yell "Plot hole!" Fangirls will be baffled. Or, paste Wanted posters of Arwen all over the theatre's lobby saying she's wanted for stealing Glorfindel's horse. Just to rub salt in an old wound. (We're not letting that one go Mr. Jackson!)
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01-07-2004, 02:36 PM
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whos shelob? nah joking
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01-07-2004, 03:26 PM
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a friend of mine ruined it for me. He taught me the pants game... on the other hand, it was fun to hear people yell "SHUT UP" when we said the following lines in the theatre.....
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." "Return to your pants!" "Rohan has forsaken pants!" "Do I have your pants?" "This is for Frodo! This is for the Shire! And this is for my own pants!" "The pants! The pants are coming!" "Don't you understand? Sauron thinks you have the Pants!" And from FOTR: "What's this? A Ranger caught off his pants?" I actually did the MR. Anderson thing too, but not on purpose....
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01-08-2004, 04:35 AM
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Haha, falling over laughing.
However, it's better on the moot than the theater, believe me. There was some guy trying it on last time I went -- saying loudly 'Ray for the Maori" or some such -- believe me, it was less than appreciated. |
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01-08-2004, 04:14 PM
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There's actually a thread for the Pants Game somewhere Nariel. Who's Ray the Maori Entlover?
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01-08-2004, 05:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god that list is funny!
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01-08-2004, 10:08 PM
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enough HAHAHAs yet, matthew?
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01-09-2004, 09:10 PM
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01-09-2004, 09:13 PM
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When there is really emotional bits and everyone is gripped to every word wait for the long pause there is bound to be at some point before the music kicks in and say:
'Bit cheesy ain't it?' Lol, that'll breat the tension.
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01-10-2004, 01:00 AM
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sooooo funny!
LMAO!!!! That was hilarious....
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Welcome to the Moot veronicalovegrove, nice to see a fellow BCer.
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01-10-2004, 02:27 AM
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20 things to do
40.Just before the giant battering ram crashes thro the gates of Minis-tirith yell "hey Kool-aid!"
41.When frodo gets stung by Shelob and he starts drooling say "And I was just looking for Osama!" 42.When you first see Shelob say in a steve erwin axcent "Kryke! Mate look at that! What a butifull specimen!" 43.When Shelob starts covering Frodo in silk sing "I am stuck on band-aid 'cause band-aids stuck on me!" Elanor's Angel Smilies RULE!!!!!! Frodo Lives!!!!! |
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01-10-2004, 11:07 PM
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These are great! Definatley going to have to try them. I almost got kicked out of Pirates of the Carribean for doing a similar list for that movie... The people at the theater havn't forgotten me since.
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01-11-2004, 07:53 PM
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You know if you were all from scotland i could tell some great ones, but since none of you are you wont understand these jokes lol. Anyways, we have a breed of human called a 'Scaff' or 'Ned' in Scotland. Anyways these are basically the scum of the earth. They wear bright white shellsuits and have baseball caps pointed upwards at least 45 degrees. And, they would say things like this at certain parts of the film:
"See Smegal ei?, he pure wants to git the f*ckin soverant ring for em self eh, hes a pure F*ckin mental case eh?" "ahh pure brilliant, see the f*ckin city, gorgeous eh? nearly as nice as that bird Shantel i got me leg ova last nit eh? eheheheheh!" I won't write anymore because your all prolly thinking 'What the hell is this guy talking about???!!!" lol
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