First dates - Page 2

***Valandil*** · 01-19-2005, 06:39 PM

Finduilas: If it was winter, I'd take her bowling and to a movie (whatever sappy chick-flick was showing). If it was warmer, we'd play miniature golf and go for a walk along the lakefront... maybe hit the beach, or play frisbee, or go to this one State Park about 90 minutes SW of town...

Lefty Scaevola · 01-19-2005, 10:23 PM

Now everyone be carefull here, remember under the law of the Eldar, having sex equals being married (and forever at that).

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 04:30 PM

and what exactly were the balrogs doing?? no, it couldn't be...

Elemmírë · 01-20-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Telcontar Dunedain

I take it that you're talking about Orodreth!

My guess is the only stick accompanying that date would be the Stick of Wrath!

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Originally Posted by Lefty Scaevola

Now everyone be carefull here, remember under the law of the Eldar, having sex equals being married (and forever at that).

Unless you're Finwe...

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Originally Posted by Minielin

Ungoliant would eat her date.

I would not!

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 04:41 PM

I bet that if Suron went out on a date, it would be with Saruman, because they talked to each other too much with the palantirs, you know what I mean?

Elemmírë · 01-20-2005, 04:48 PM

That would be a violent date...

If Morgoth went on a date, it would probably start with a kidnapping, and end with him waking up minus at least one of his shiny jewels...

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 04:53 PM

Hey!! He Stole Those Fair And Square!! :d

Andúril · 01-20-2005, 04:55 PM

Contrary to popular belief, Ungoliant is not an easy lay.

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 04:58 PM

*darn it!!*

i kid, i kid

Andúril · 01-20-2005, 05:04 PM

But if you really want to pursue her, speak to Ancalagon the Black. He has successfully reached third base, apparently.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-20-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Andúril

Contrary to popular belief, Ungoliant is not an easy lay.

which explains the hundreds of kiddis

shelob however is definitely not an easy lay,
she plays coy, takes you out for a nice meal,
bit of fly maybe, or a hobbit if really hungry,
then wont see you again till next week,
when she will mate, and then eat you

Embladyne · 01-20-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemmire

That If Morgoth went on a date, it would probably start with a kidnapping, and end with him waking up minus at least one of his shiny jewels...

Sucks for him...

ItalianLegolas · 01-20-2005, 08:02 PM

yes, because then he'll suspect his hot date of the theft and hunt her down and kill her!!!

Elemmírë · 01-21-2005, 03:53 PM

And then she'll tell him that she's a wonderful dancer, and he'll want to see just how good... and accidentally let her cast a "spell" and put him to sleep.

Honestly, people like that never learn.

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Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

shelob however is definitely not an easy lay,
she plays coy, takes you out for a nice meal,
bit of fly maybe, or a hobbit if really hungry,
then wont see you again till next week,
when she will mate, and then eat you

Careful, careful... you're beginning to sound incestuous...

ItalianLegolas · 01-21-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemmire

Honestly, people like that never learn.

true, they are always so sure that they will be able to send out their minions who are giant, fearsome wolves to retrieve whatever is stolen, and then when a hound who belonged to a god stops said evil wolf, they seem to get angry... just goes to show, if you want a job done right, DO IT YOURSELF!!

Kellquenti · 01-21-2005, 04:05 PM

Well this thread has certainly turned out VERY interesting.!!! Think I'll go and have a glass or three of something potent and dream up another one that I can sit back and watch with as much interest!!

ItalianLegolas · 01-21-2005, 04:19 PM

please do, providing that you are of legal drinking age!

Kellquenti · 01-21-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

please do, providing that you are of legal drinking age!

Now that would be telling!!!

Working on an idea .Will post it tomorrow , (after a nightmare or two)strawberry wine has beneficial effects (sometimes!)

ItalianLegolas · 01-21-2005, 04:54 PM

it all depends on how much you drink, ask Gimli about that!

Kellquenti · 01-21-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ItalianLegolas

it all depends on how much you drink, ask Gimli about that!

Don't speak much with Dwarves, scary creatures, remind me of garden gnomes and they freak me out!!! but perhaps some are user friendly (sorry Gimli). I'm a true Elf (of the first age , which is why I am just old enough to drink strawberry wine!!!) Rude words!! only one glass left in the bottle!!

01-19-2005, 06:39 PM	#21
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	Finduilas: If it was winter, I'd take her bowling and to a movie (whatever sappy chick-flick was showing). If it was warmer, we'd play miniature golf and go for a walk along the lakefront... maybe hit the beach, or play frisbee, or go to this one State Park about 90 minutes SW of town... __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

01-19-2005, 10:23 PM	#22
Lefty Scaevola AngAdan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Boerne, Texas Posts: 856	Now everyone be carefull here, remember under the law of the Eldar, having sex equals being married (and forever at that). __________________ Gaius Mucius Scaevola Older, richer, and wiser than you "Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor, but that he may know, and all the Ainur, that I am Iluvatar, those things that ye have sung, I will show them forth, ... And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me," Last edited by Lefty Scaevola : 01-19-2005 at 10:24 PM.

01-20-2005, 04:30 PM	#23
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	and what exactly were the balrogs doing?? no, it couldn't be... __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-20-2005, 04:41 PM	#25
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	I bet that if Suron went out on a date, it would be with Saruman, because they talked to each other too much with the palantirs, you know what I mean? __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-20-2005, 04:48 PM	#26
Elemmírë avocatus diaboli Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Himring Posts: 1,582	That would be a violent date... If Morgoth went on a date, it would probably start with a kidnapping, and end with him waking up minus at least one of his shiny jewels... __________________ ~ I have heard the languages of apocalypse and now I shall embrace the silence ~ Neil Gaiman

01-20-2005, 04:53 PM	#27
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	Hey!! He Stole Those Fair And Square!! :d __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-20-2005, 04:55 PM	#28
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Contrary to popular belief, Ungoliant is not an easy lay.

01-20-2005, 04:58 PM	#29
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	darn it!! i kid, i kid __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-20-2005, 05:04 PM	#30
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	But if you really want to pursue her, speak to Ancalagon the Black. He has successfully reached third base, apparently. Don't shoot the messenger.

01-20-2005, 08:02 PM	#33
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	yes, because then he'll suspect his hot date of the theft and hunt her down and kill her!!! __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-21-2005, 04:05 PM	#36
Kellquenti Enting Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midhurst UK Posts: 88	Well this thread has certainly turned out VERY interesting.!!! Think I'll go and have a glass or three of something potent and dream up another one that I can sit back and watch with as much interest!!

01-21-2005, 04:19 PM	#37
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	please do, providing that you are of legal drinking age! __________________ What was lost is now found.

01-21-2005, 04:54 PM	#39
ItalianLegolas Tolkien-aholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ... Posts: 712	it all depends on how much you drink, ask Gimli about that! __________________ What was lost is now found.

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