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Old 03-10-2008, 07:11 PM   #281
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"Come to think of it, I haven't seen sane since we started to squaredance" said Sas as he hefted his pack on Fredrico's back, "Well, I'm all.....STOP THAT! THOSE ARE NOT FOR EATING!!!" Sas screamed when he saw Fredrico picking up a empty moonshine bottle and looking at it hungrily
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:28 AM   #282
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Sir GW joined the rest of the gang, heading out towards the Barrow Downs.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:50 AM   #283
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tolkienfan came out of hiding to rejoin the group. "What? The last time someone tried to force me to squaredance they didn't end up so well. Just wanted to spare all of you. So we're heading to the Barrow Downs now?"
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:24 AM   #284
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"I guess." said Sas, shrugging "I don't realy know. Mari said to get everyone ready while she looked for Hector, Arean, and Bunicula."
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Old 03-11-2008, 06:30 PM   #285
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Sane had been scouting ahead with her Banditos while the troop had been dancing the night away. She approached once more with her men, having judged that the coast was clear. For the most part.

Dismounting, Sane walked over to where Sis and Mari were standing, saying their goodbyes. "Road is clear ahead for the next three leagues, beyond that there are a fair few elven encampments, and about two large bands of orcs just beyond them. How was the dancing?"
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Old 03-11-2008, 06:44 PM   #286
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Katt: Splendiforous, Sane, you should ha' been there.

Sane: Where did you come from?

Katt: Eh, around. Fancy a drink?
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Old 03-11-2008, 07:50 PM   #287
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Sas heard sane telling Mari and Sis about the band of orcs, turned, and said "Orcs, huh? Good! I needed a stress reliver!"
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:44 PM   #288
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Acally's ears perked up when Sane told the group of the camp of orcs.
"As long as they don't try ballroom dancing with us, I'll be fine with facing Orcs," She said. She had managed to steer clear of the squaredancing moonshine farmers.
"Are orcs and Elves all that you saw?"
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:28 PM   #289
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"Yeah, roughly 30 orcs per band, so large-ish is a good description. One of the bands has a few mounted on Wargs, the second band may have had a troll. Not too sure, just found tracks, not the actual troll." Sane remounted with relative ease, and took a swig out of a hip flask; her personal stock of stress (and pain) reliever.

"Hoy there Kat, good to have you here. I figure I could count on you to know whether there are any good inns or wenches anywhere up along our road?"

"Oh, I can point you to the best of them. Kinda surprised you don't know em (or used em) all yourself though." sayeth the Katt with a nudge nudge and a wink wink.

Grinning, Sane replied "Well, those years have ended for now. Least for me, my work doesn't allow me those luxuries so much anymore. ALRIGHT! Sis, shall we move the herd out then?"
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"I'm all ready to go." said sas as he fed Fredrico a dead ferrett
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:27 PM   #291
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"Please." Sis nudged her horse closer to Sane's. "Keep a good pace, can we? I'd like to cover some ground for once."
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:48 PM   #292
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Still grinning, Sane obliged and kicked her horse into a lively gallop and gave a warcry, causing the various mounts belonging to the rest of the party to obligingly leap forward to keep the pace, regardless of whether their riders wanted to or not.

And so it was that the band of adventurers and their steeds thundered down the path, leaving the Teacup behind them in their quest for glory and potion ingredients.
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:49 AM   #293
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Far ahead, the Orcs were having a Jamboree, blissfully unaware of the stampeding herd of adventurers coming at them.

"This da stuff, man!" said one Orc to another, taking a swig at a bottle and handing to his mate and then it went around the gang, while they were all sing old Scout songs.

The Trolls who was heavy into Heavy Metal, had set up a stage by the side and were playing like mad and the Wargs howled in time with the "music".

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Old 03-12-2008, 05:52 AM   #294
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"Probable fighting ahead, eh? Please do be careful all. Though I have some knowledge of healing herbs, I still can't stand blood, so I'd rather not have to nurse anyone."
Mari wondered if anyone was listening...
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Following the Gang, the band headed out playing this enlivening tune...

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"Can some one please get that band to quit playing! We don't need to warn the dangers ahead any more of our coming then we allready do by tramping around like this!"
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:28 AM   #297
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The bandleader overheard."Sorry, Ma'am. We will keep it down. Guys, silence please."

And with that the band stopped playing and followed the Gang quietly.
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"All-Right!" yelled Sas as Fredrico flew alongside the party "Finally! Some action!"
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Mari looked up and shook her head. "Sas dear, I just asked the band to shut up so we can at least attempt to get out unnoticed... Not that I think it'll work, but can we at least try?"
Mari smiled at Sas hoping that that would take some of the edge of her words.
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At a distance the Jamboree/HM concert boomed out stopping the Gang in their tracks again.
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