EntQuest, the Battle for Hector. - Page 13

**Mari** · 03-08-2008, 05:29 PM

"Not unless it's useful for our Quest." Mari replied with a grin. "Left it is then!"

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-08-2008, 10:06 PM

"Right! Left!" said Sas "So Mari gotten used to the band yet? I don't think it's healthy to have those in you're ears for so long."

hectorberlioz · 03-08-2008, 10:15 PM

And they tramped down the left path, careful not to step on the jagged stones that jutted out from the ground.

"Sheesh, ya know, it would be nice if they didnt always have to these stereotypical evil paths that lead to the fire swamp" said Hector, thinking of a particular movie.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-08-2008, 10:17 PM

"You know, you're right." replyed Sas as Fredrico avoided a very large rock.

hectorberlioz · 03-08-2008, 10:34 PM

"Watch out for snakes, they seem to love craggy rock paths".

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-08-2008, 10:39 PM

"Thanks Hector!" AS soon as Hector warned them Fredrico almost stepped on a rattle sanke

Grey_Wolf · 03-09-2008, 03:37 AM

It reared its ugly head and Fredico almost turned and fled at that moment but Sas managed to heel him in.

Sir GW and the rest of the gang tentively continued down the perilously stoned path.

And the band played "Yellow Brick Road".

**Mari** · 03-09-2008, 04:06 AM

Mari tried very hard not to look at what remained of the snake who made the mistake of attacking Bunicula...

klatukatt · 03-09-2008, 08:00 PM

*Katt stumbled out of the forest and fell flat on her face, narrowly avoiding the gaze of the rear guard who was the last one over the hill. It was quite a long distance to the crest, but that wouldn't stop a determined bowman.*

Katt: Ow. Sunlight. Blaarrrh. Medicine...

*She took a flask out of her trench coat and took a pull.*

Katt: Ah. That's better. Hmn... There's no way I could become Gollum because I got my precious right here.

*Follows the sound of pipers down the left fork.*

Katt: Aw SWEET! I love the fire swamps! I got some old buddies that still hang out there, I think.

hectorberlioz · 03-09-2008, 09:14 PM

"And folks" Hector said, turning his head to speak to GW, Sas, and Mari behind him..."you can count on a lot of moonshine farmers back here, and they don't like company!"

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-09-2008, 10:28 PM

"Oh, goody!" Sas said sarcasticly under his breath "Just what we need. More danger to the mission." he said as he drew his war-hammer, "Fredrico, ready your axe. Just in case."

Grey_Wolf · 03-10-2008, 03:41 AM

Sir GW readied his rapier as well.

Meanwhile Katt sauntered up behind the Band, which was playing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCaHKFM9ek0

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 08:33 AM

"Highway to Hell", by Meatloaf.

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 11:24 AM

"Say Hector, what are moonlight farmers?" Mari asked.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 11:36 AM

"Meatloaf does a rendition of 'Highway to Hell'?" asked Sas as he and Fredrico looked around warely "I have a realy bad feeling...." just when he siad this a shout was heard from afar- "GET OFF MY LAND!!!!!!!"

hectorberlioz · 03-10-2008, 11:40 AM

"Moonshine farmers, my dear Mari"

, "and they are folks who cook an illegal brew of drink. A drink so strong, one sip will have you tipping. And moonshine farmers tend to own shotguns."

Just then Hector and Sas and the rest of the company heard the shout...."GET OFF MY LAND!"

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-10-2008, 11:45 AM

A shotgun blast was heard also and then came the sound of dogs barking angrily "I think it would be wise if we vote; all those in favor of running, raise they're hand, and all those in favor of staying and giving tose dogs what 'fer, raise they're hand." At the suggestion of fighting both Sas's and Fredrico's hands shot up.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-10-2008, 11:56 AM

"All those in favor of sending someone to chat will do so." Sis said, acerbically."Don't get the notion I'm operating by anything like 'majority rule'. I'm a complete despot, by temperment and practice. Mari, want to go? Sane? Small party, please."

**Mari** · 03-10-2008, 12:00 PM

"Let's all just stay calm. No need to fight when we can just talk with them. Those dogs won't want to fight Aeran and Fredrico so we don't need to worry about them. Besides we are walking on a public road and we have to go that way to get to our destination." Mari said calmly, while getting off of Aeran and giving him some room to manoeuvre. Then she made ready to go with Sis and Sane for a nice little chat with the farmers.

Grey_Wolf · 03-10-2008, 12:13 PM

Meanwhile the band struck up a dixie tune.

Immediately the farmers begin dancing - dragging in Mari and Sister.

"Hey, you look like my sister." One of the yahoos exclaimed, holding onto Mari in the intricate turns of the dance.

03-08-2008, 05:29 PM	#241
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	"Not unless it's useful for our Quest." Mari replied with a grin. "Left it is then!" __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-08-2008, 10:06 PM	#242
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Right! Left!" said Sas "So Mari gotten used to the band yet? I don't think it's healthy to have those in you're ears for so long." __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-08-2008, 10:15 PM	#243
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	And they tramped down the left path, careful not to step on the jagged stones that jutted out from the ground. "Sheesh, ya know, it would be nice if they didnt always have to these stereotypical evil paths that lead to the fire swamp" said Hector, thinking of a particular movie. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-08-2008, 10:17 PM	#244
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"You know, you're right." replyed Sas as Fredrico avoided a very large rock. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-08-2008, 10:34 PM	#245
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	"Watch out for snakes, they seem to love craggy rock paths". __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-08-2008, 10:39 PM	#246
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Thanks Hector!" AS soon as Hector warned them Fredrico almost stepped on a rattle sanke __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-09-2008, 03:37 AM	#247
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	It reared its ugly head and Fredico almost turned and fled at that moment but Sas managed to heel him in. Sir GW and the rest of the gang tentively continued down the perilously stoned path. And the band played "Yellow Brick Road". Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-09-2008 at 03:39 AM.

03-09-2008, 04:06 AM	#248
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Mari tried very hard not to look at what remained of the snake who made the mistake of attacking Bunicula... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-09-2008, 08:00 PM	#249
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt stumbled out of the forest and fell flat on her face, narrowly avoiding the gaze of the rear guard who was the last one over the hill. It was quite a long distance to the crest, but that wouldn't stop a determined bowman. Katt: Ow. Sunlight. Blaarrrh. Medicine... She took a flask out of her trench coat and took a pull. Katt: Ah. That's better. Hmn... There's no way I could become Gollum because I got my precious right here. Follows the sound of pipers down the left fork. Katt: Aw SWEET! I love the fire swamps! I got some old buddies that still hang out there, I think.

03-09-2008, 09:14 PM	#250
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	"And folks" Hector said, turning his head to speak to GW, Sas, and Mari behind him..."you can count on a lot of moonshine farmers back here, and they don't like company!" __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-09-2008, 10:28 PM	#251
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Oh, goody!" Sas said sarcasticly under his breath "Just what we need. More danger to the mission." he said as he drew his war-hammer, "Fredrico, ready your axe. Just in case." __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-10-2008, 03:41 AM	#252
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Sir GW readied his rapier as well. Meanwhile Katt sauntered up behind the Band, which was playing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCaHKFM9ek0

03-10-2008, 08:33 AM	#253
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	"Highway to Hell", by Meatloaf. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-10-2008, 11:24 AM	#254
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	"Say Hector, what are moonlight farmers?" Mari asked. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-10-2008, 11:36 AM	#255
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Meatloaf does a rendition of 'Highway to Hell'?" asked Sas as he and Fredrico looked around warely "I have a realy bad feeling...." just when he siad this a shout was heard from afar- "GET OFF MY LAND!!!!!!!" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-10-2008, 11:40 AM	#256
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	"Moonshine farmers, my dear Mari" , "and they are folks who cook an illegal brew of drink. A drink so strong, one sip will have you tipping. And moonshine farmers tend to own shotguns." Just then Hector and Sas and the rest of the company heard the shout...."GET OFF MY LAND!" __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-10-2008, 11:45 AM	#257
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	A shotgun blast was heard also and then came the sound of dogs barking angrily "I think it would be wise if we vote; all those in favor of running, raise they're hand, and all those in favor of staying and giving tose dogs what 'fer, raise they're hand." At the suggestion of fighting both Sas's and Fredrico's hands shot up. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-10-2008, 11:56 AM	#258
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	"All those in favor of sending someone to chat will do so." Sis said, acerbically."Don't get the notion I'm operating by anything like 'majority rule'. I'm a complete despot, by temperment and practice. Mari, want to go? Sane? Small party, please." __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

03-10-2008, 12:00 PM	#259
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	"Let's all just stay calm. No need to fight when we can just talk with them. Those dogs won't want to fight Aeran and Fredrico so we don't need to worry about them. Besides we are walking on a public road and we have to go that way to get to our destination." Mari said calmly, while getting off of Aeran and giving him some room to manoeuvre. Then she made ready to go with Sis and Sane for a nice little chat with the farmers. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 03-10-2008 at 12:01 PM.

03-10-2008, 12:13 PM	#260
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Meanwhile the band struck up a dixie tune. Immediately the farmers begin dancing - dragging in Mari and Sister. "Hey, you look like my sister." One of the yahoos exclaimed, holding onto Mari in the intricate turns of the dance. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-10-2008 at 12:18 PM.

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