20 Things To Do When You See The Movie - Page 2

***Earniel*** · 01-03-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Darn, I could have done that that idiot in front of me that complained to me that I was kicking the back of his seat when I had pulled my legs up on my own seat. Some people....

26. Each time the Ring appears on screen, hiss and mutter like gollum and reach with your hand for the Ring.

Laurelyn · 01-03-2004, 02:20 PM

27. At Eowyn's scene, or any other scene where you resent the line-changes, jump up and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" or whatever line fits in appropriately. Do similarly for a character you don't like.

Christiana · 01-03-2004, 04:02 PM

LOL! These are hilarious!

28. when legolas appears, annoy all the fangirls by saying: man hes ugly!

***gdl96*** · 01-03-2004, 06:58 PM

I kept doing the Mr Anderson thing yesturday when I saw it again with my friends

Christiana · 01-03-2004, 10:48 PM

29. go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice "how much is a pint of miruvor?"
OR
go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice" what do you MEANyou don't have any lembas?!"

Trust me. its fum

Christiana · 01-05-2004, 01:26 AM

the mister anderson thing make it hilarious!

at aragorn's coronation, i leaned over to my neghbor and whispered "Ranger boy got a shower!" she looked at me strangely. I can't imagine why

I also yelled: "wheres the chocolate flavored lembas?!"

**Nurvingiel** · 01-05-2004, 02:12 AM

Har har! Hilarious guys.

Here's another one: When Legolas does the stunt on the Oliphaunt, yell "That's not Legolas, it's Peter Pan!"

mallondwen · 01-05-2004, 11:54 AM

these are great, i will definately have to try a few of these

i'm just crazy enough to do it too.

during the emotional and tear-jerking scenes suggest loudly: "make-up" or during the Elrond/Arwen scene yell: "the matrix has you Arwen!"

when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too

during the big action scenes yell: "come on, that is SO fake!"

when Frodo is about to destroy the ring say (loudly of course): "this is the day you will always remember as the day the ring was ALMOST destroyed!"

make very annoying and very disruptive sobbing sounds at all the wrong times

take a whoopi cushion

or just ask the person next to you endless questions about the movie some of the replys can be very amusing, believe me.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-05-2004, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Mallornwen
when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too
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Now that I like. Especially since the doofus that reviewed the movie in the Philadelphia Inquirer apparently hadn't read the book and said:

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last half-hour falters with false endings

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Also, in the section Ages 13 and up (which warns parents of "scary"moments in movies) it's rather hilarious. Part of the review says:

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Thunderous battles - not bloody, but with men pierced, flattened by weapons, severed heads hurled as ammo, many dead bodies: man leaps off cliff while on fire: scary creatures include giant spider, flying dragons [???], orc fighters with gargoyle faces [elephant man orc?], ghost warriors. Iffy for preteens, younger kids, parents should know what they can handle.

But it's in the 13 and up age range movie review section!!! A teenager can't handle the elephant man orc?

Twista · 01-05-2004, 06:46 PM

=> When that general of the Orc Pelinor Fleids army comes on, (the pink looking guy who looks all deformed), Gothmog - at least we can assume shout:

"THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT A HAMSTER IN A MICROWAVE"

I dont have the guts to do it however..

**Nurvingiel** · 01-05-2004, 08:54 PM

That's awesome Twista!

I wanted that stupid pop-corn faced orc to die sobadly. Why oh why did he not miscalculate when he sidestepped the flying masonry.

Christiana · 01-05-2004, 10:11 PM

LOL

say in a really loud whisper to the person next to you: You know Legolas dies at the end, don't you? (trust me, its fun)

ethuiliel · 01-05-2004, 10:18 PM

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when Frodo is about to destroy the ring say (loudly of course): "this is the day you will always remember as the day the ring was ALMOST destroyed!"

You have to make sure to do this at a moment when it seems it wont be, and see how many people you fooled.

Heather Wooltoes · 01-05-2004, 10:23 PM

NOBODY better try any of this !#$%&* when I go to see it for the first freakin time tomorrow!!!!!

YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME MAD!!!!!!!!!

mad:

PPPPPLLLLLLLBBBBTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

sirigorn · 01-05-2004, 10:27 PM

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That's awesome Twista! I wanted that stupid pop-corn faced orc to die sobadly. Why oh why did he not miscalculate when he sidestepped the flying masonry.

die ugly orc die!!! when i got home from the movie, all i was saying was how wonderful the movie was and how ugly that orc was.

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say in a really loud whisper to the person next to you: You know Legolas dies at the end, don't you? (trust me, its fun)

LOL

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Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well).

even better- bring a whole lot of half coconuts (i dunno where you'll get them...) and hand them out to people, saying "hit them together when the rohirrim ride" it'll be funny to see if people do it!!

Shadowfax · 01-05-2004, 10:59 PM

Aaaahh! Those are all hilarious!

Christiana · 01-05-2004, 11:24 PM

At a random moment, scream FIRE!!, jump to your feet, then sit back down and watch the ensuring havoc

gollum9630 · 01-06-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by mallondwen
when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too

i had to take my brother and his friend and when it faded like that i told that was the end and he was pissed that it "ended like that. also the first time i saw it and that happened this guy was like "what kind of f***ed up endingf is that" then when it came back he was just like "oh"

Insidious Rex · 01-06-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Christiana
At a random moment, scream FIRE!!, jump to your feet, then sit back down and watch the ensuring havoc

you do know thats like the text book exception to what the first amendment DOESNT allow right?

***azalea*** · 01-06-2004, 03:18 PM

Yes, no one do that one unless you want to get kicked out of the theater.

01-03-2004, 02:20 PM	#22
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	27. At Eowyn's scene, or any other scene where you resent the line-changes, jump up and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" or whatever line fits in appropriately. Do similarly for a character you don't like. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

01-03-2004, 04:02 PM	#23
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL! These are hilarious! 28. when legolas appears, annoy all the fangirls by saying: man hes ugly! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-03-2004, 10:48 PM	#25
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	29. go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice "how much is a pint of miruvor?" OR go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice" what do you MEANyou don't have any lembas?!" Trust me. its fum __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-05-2004, 01:26 AM	#26
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	the mister anderson thing make it hilarious! at aragorn's coronation, i leaned over to my neghbor and whispered "Ranger boy got a shower!" she looked at me strangely. I can't imagine why I also yelled: "wheres the chocolate flavored lembas?!" __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-05-2004, 11:54 AM	#28
mallondwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Eryn Ithilien Posts: 238	these are great, i will definately have to try a few of these i'm just crazy enough to do it too. during the emotional and tear-jerking scenes suggest loudly: "make-up" or during the Elrond/Arwen scene yell: "the matrix has you Arwen!" when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too during the big action scenes yell: "come on, that is SO fake!" when Frodo is about to destroy the ring say (loudly of course): "this is the day you will always remember as the day the ring was ALMOST destroyed!" make very annoying and very disruptive sobbing sounds at all the wrong times take a whoopi cushion or just ask the person next to you endless questions about the movie some of the replys can be very amusing, believe me. __________________ “To the Sea, to the Sea! The white gulls are crying, The wind is blowing, and the white foam is flying. West, west away, the round sun is falling. Grey ship, grey ship, do you hear them calling, The voices of my people that have gone before me? I will leave, I will leave the woods that bore me; For our days are ending and our years failing. I will pass the wide waters lonely sailing. Long are the waves on the Last Shore falling, Sweet are the voices in the lost Isle calling, In Eresëa, in Elvenhome that no man can discover, Where the leaves fall not: land of my people forever!”

01-03-2004, 06:58 PM	#24
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	I kept doing the Mr Anderson thing yesturday when I saw it again with my friends

01-05-2004, 06:46 PM	#30
Twista Orodruin's Flame Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kananaskis, AB Posts: 1,194	=> When that general of the Orc Pelinor Fleids army comes on, (the pink looking guy who looks all deformed), Gothmog - at least we can assume shout: "THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT A HAMSTER IN A MICROWAVE" I dont have the guts to do it however.. Last edited by Twista : 03-17-2005 at 12:00 PM.

01-05-2004, 10:11 PM	#32
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL say in a really loud whisper to the person next to you: You know Legolas dies at the end, don't you? (trust me, its fun) __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-05-2004, 10:23 PM	#34
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	NOBODY better try any of this !#$%&* when I go to see it for the first freakin time tomorrow!!!!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME MAD!!!!!!!!! mad: PPPPPLLLLLLLBBBBTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

01-05-2004, 10:59 PM	#36
Shadowfax The Fleet-Footed Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: British Columbia Posts: 913	Aaaahh! Those are all hilarious! __________________ Jesus saved me "To remain ignorant of things that happened before you were born is to remain a child" (Cicero, 106-43 B.C.) "Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth" (Picasso)

01-05-2004, 11:24 PM	#37
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	At a random moment, scream FIRE!!, jump to your feet, then sit back down and watch the ensuring havoc __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-06-2004, 03:18 PM	#40
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Yes, no one do that one unless you want to get kicked out of the theater.

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