cheezest lines

jammi567 · 11-09-2006, 04:54 PM

what's the cheezyest line for you?

me9996 · 11-09-2006, 05:01 PM

I've never been a good judge of "Cheesey" but I'd say have to say all the lovey lines between Aragorn and Arwen... Or Aragorn and any lady...

brownjenkins · 11-09-2006, 05:40 PM

let's go kill some orc.

BeardofPants · 11-09-2006, 11:22 PM

Anything that involved "tossing".

rohirrim TR · 11-10-2006, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brownjenkins

let's go kill some orc.

no its "lets hunt some orc" to which Legolas Should reply *girlish voice* "yes lets"

Acalewia · 11-10-2006, 08:34 PM

"Never toss a dwarf" and "Don't tell the Elf"

Omg there are so many cheesy lines.

Oh yeah don't forget.

"Where is he[Aragorn]?"
"He took a little tumble over the cliff"

[I think that's how it went]

Anglorfin · 11-11-2006, 09:05 AM

I always hated how the scene with Merry and Eowyn killing the WitchKing turned out.

"I am no man!" OMG that line was delivered so stupidly it makes me laugh and then cringe every time.

Aquilonis · 11-20-2006, 05:38 AM

"I am no man" is pretty bad, I agree (as well as the fake yell as she stabs him, that made it even worse)

Also, any line delivered by Sam Gamgee in an agitated voice. "That's for my Old Gaffer" comes to mind. If I was driving into four orcs twice my size with what amounted to a dagger, I don't think it would sound quite so pathetic.

Sam · 11-22-2006, 11:37 PM

that whole conversation between gimli and Eowyn about dwarf women was the Cheesiest thing i've ever seen.

Ireth · 12-01-2006, 11:06 AM

Any line from Legolas.

Curubethion · 12-02-2006, 01:55 AM

*chuckle*

"Goblins!" (When it's quite obvious that there's goblins about)

Lizra · 12-03-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anglorfin

I always hated how the scene with Merry and Eowyn killing the WitchKing turned out.

"I am no man!" OMG that line was delivered so stupidly it makes me laugh and then cringe every time.

Would you have preferred the book line then?

"What do your elf eyes see?" always got my goat....

Lizra · 12-03-2006, 10:20 PM

Strange...double post.

Rána Eressëa · 01-28-2007, 07:05 AM

Legolas' spectacular state-the-obvious one liners are the cheesiest.

"Goblins!" "Orc!" "Balrog!"

And I thought I was bad.

bropous · 03-03-2007, 01:34 PM

Gimli's belches and flatulence.

"You never mentioned the child!"

The BS with Bilbo telling the hobbit woman how prodigious her uterus was.

Denethor's terrible table manners.

Pailan · 04-03-2007, 09:56 AM

I would say it would be the word, "Run!" When the movie finally gets going it's uttered enough times to turn it into a drinkinking game.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-03-2007, 10:05 AM

"Run" doesn't bother me, it's at least relevant.

Both the books and the movie have too much 'gazing into the distance while someone says, yes, all our hopes are with him, now.' @@

***Jonathan*** · 04-04-2007, 07:06 PM

Legolas and Gimli definitely have the cheesiest lines.

Legolas: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
Makes me go

Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East.
That's equally cheesy.

Gimli [to Legolas]: You could have picked a better spot!
Hehe, this is a funny line actually.

rohirrim TR · 04-05-2007, 03:38 PM

the stars are veiled, yet we can see the stars just fine.

b

Finrod Felagund · 04-10-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lizra

Would you have preferred the book line then?

"What do your elf eyes see?" always got my goat....

Definitely...I much prefer..."No man am I", to "I am no man"

11-09-2006, 04:54 PM	#1
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11-09-2006, 05:40 PM	#3
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11-09-2006, 11:22 PM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Anything that involved "tossing". __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-10-2006, 08:34 PM	#6
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	"Never toss a dwarf" and "Don't tell the Elf" Omg there are so many cheesy lines. Oh yeah don't forget. "Where is he[Aragorn]?" "He took a little tumble over the cliff" [I think that's how it went] __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-11-2006, 09:05 AM	#7
Anglorfin Alasailon Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: college Posts: 861	I always hated how the scene with Merry and Eowyn killing the WitchKing turned out. "I am no man!" OMG that line was delivered so stupidly it makes me laugh and then cringe every time. __________________ "and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill."

11-20-2006, 05:38 AM	#8
Aquilonis Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: currently, College Park, MD Posts: 18	"I am no man" is pretty bad, I agree (as well as the fake yell as she stabs him, that made it even worse) Also, any line delivered by Sam Gamgee in an agitated voice. "That's for my Old Gaffer" comes to mind. If I was driving into four orcs twice my size with what amounted to a dagger, I don't think it would sound quite so pathetic. __________________ University of Maryland Class of 2007

11-22-2006, 11:37 PM	#9
Sam Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 251	that whole conversation between gimli and Eowyn about dwarf women was the Cheesiest thing i've ever seen. __________________ Sam, son of Mark

12-01-2006, 11:06 AM	#10
Ireth Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: India Posts: 193	Any line from Legolas. __________________ The sun be warm and kind to you. The darkest night a star shines through. The dullest morn a radiance brew. And where dusk comes, God's hand to you.

12-02-2006, 01:55 AM	#11
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	chuckle "Goblins!" (When it's quite obvious that there's goblins about) __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

12-03-2006, 10:20 PM	#13
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Strange...double post.

01-28-2007, 07:05 AM	#14
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Legolas' spectacular state-the-obvious one liners are the cheesiest. "Goblins!" "Orc!" "Balrog!" And I thought I was bad.

03-03-2007, 01:34 PM	#15
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Gimli's belches and flatulence. "You never mentioned the child!" The BS with Bilbo telling the hobbit woman how prodigious her uterus was. Denethor's terrible table manners. __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

04-03-2007, 09:56 AM	#16
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	I would say it would be the word, "Run!" When the movie finally gets going it's uttered enough times to turn it into a drinkinking game. __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

04-03-2007, 10:05 AM	#17
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	I'll have to try that, lol. "Run" doesn't bother me, it's at least relevant. Both the books and the movie have too much 'gazing into the distance while someone says, yes, all our hopes are with him, now.' @@

04-04-2007, 07:06 PM	#18
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Legolas and Gimli definitely have the cheesiest lines. Legolas: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. Makes me go Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. That's equally cheesy. Gimli [to Legolas]: You could have picked a better spot! Hehe, this is a funny line actually. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

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