Is this not your worst nightmare...?

Churl · 01-07-2003, 11:22 PM

A friend just sent me this link.

Thank the deity of your choice that BBspot is a satire site.

cassiopeia · 01-07-2003, 11:44 PM

My worst nightmare is Sauron being revealed as Frodo's father.

Coney · 01-08-2003, 04:57 AM

hehe.......funny

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there

Melkor's significant othe · 01-08-2003, 05:27 AM

God! that is 'real' funny, I love that sort of humour -

BeardofPants · 01-08-2003, 05:30 AM

*Use the Ring, Frodo.... Use the Ring.*

Churl · 01-08-2003, 08:37 AM

Coney wrote:

Quote:

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers.

I don't even want to speculate.  I really, really don't want to speculate…

Falagar · 01-08-2003, 09:59 AM

Quote:

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there

Did you have to post that?! I'm going to...ghqjw!

viggosbeard · 01-08-2003, 10:38 AM

I had a nightmare about blowing the horn of Gondor.

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-08-2003, 10:59 AM

Hehe, very, VERY funny! Absolutely brilliant!

Now let's just hope it's not true...

Elf.Freak · 01-08-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Now let's just hope it's not true...

i agree! *shudders at the thought of Jar-Jar (oh, no sorry, Jar-Jaroromir) in LOTR*

LuthienTinuviel · 01-08-2003, 02:36 PM

That's absolutely brilliant!

thank go it's not true though. i would go down to NZ and scrape the skin off PJ, and all the writers!

About the Lobilia thing... wait.. *shudder* noo..

Falagar · 01-08-2003, 02:39 PM

Not all of the skin, only the upper part. I would pour oil at the rest of it, then play around with some matches.

Arathorn · 01-08-2003, 06:34 PM

I saw that article in our local Tolkien yahoogroup. Heheh

Well, we do have Count Dookuman the White.

Elf Girl · 01-08-2003, 07:16 PM

Heheh. Really funny.

SamwiseGamgeeOTS · 01-08-2003, 07:16 PM

things like that are only made by people who are jealous of our wisedom in the realm of Tolkien.

let's all hope that it won't happen...remember. all our hopes now lie on two single hobbits somewhere in the wilderness....

eowyngirl14 · 01-08-2003, 10:47 PM

omg! That is sooo funny! I knew star wars was taking over the world... as I posted on someother thread! That was great! Jar-Jaromir! LOL! That will have me laughing for days! I just hope they remember to give Frodo Sywalker his light-saber! I sword that glows blue is pretty dang close to a light-saber! Come on? Who would notice the difference?

Arathorn · 01-09-2003, 01:37 AM

The next thing you'll hear, Mount Doom is actually where midichlorians come from.

Dwarven Sen · 01-09-2003, 06:54 AM

that implies that the ring is strong with the dark side of the force and must obey its master, as long as its master is dressed in black, oh ok that works.
That is the the most scary link i have ever seen, that should have some sort of rating on it soas not to disturb over 5's.

eowyngirl14 · 01-09-2003, 04:35 PM

still laughing!...

Varda Oiolosseo · 01-09-2003, 05:24 PM

that's funny! lol!

Glad it's not true though!

01-07-2003, 11:22 PM	#1
Churl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 128	Is this not your worst nightmare...? A friend just sent me this link. Thank the deity of your choice that BBspot is a satire site.

01-07-2003, 11:44 PM	#2
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	My worst nightmare is Sauron being revealed as Frodo's father. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

01-08-2003, 04:57 AM	#3
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	hehe.......funny My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

01-08-2003, 05:30 AM	#5
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Use the Ring, Frodo.... Use the Ring. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

01-08-2003, 10:38 AM	#8
viggosbeard Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Posts: 247	I had a nightmare about blowing the horn of Gondor. __________________ You cant resist her Shes in your bones Shes in your marrow And your ride home You cant avoid her Shes in the air In between molecules Of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide Only in dreams

01-08-2003, 05:27 AM	#4
Melkor's significant othe Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UK, Manchester Posts: 40	God! that is 'real' funny, I love that sort of humour -

01-08-2003, 10:59 AM	#9
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Hehe, very, VERY funny! Absolutely brilliant! Now let's just hope it's not true... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

01-08-2003, 02:36 PM	#11
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	That's absolutely brilliant! thank go it's not true though. i would go down to NZ and scrape the skin off PJ, and all the writers! About the Lobilia thing... wait.. shudder noo.. __________________

01-08-2003, 02:39 PM	#12
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Not all of the skin, only the upper part. I would pour oil at the rest of it, then play around with some matches. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

01-08-2003, 06:34 PM	#13
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I saw that article in our local Tolkien yahoogroup. Heheh Well, we do have Count Dookuman the White. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

01-08-2003, 07:16 PM	#14
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Heheh. Really funny. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

01-08-2003, 07:16 PM	#15
SamwiseGamgeeOTS Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A quaint little hole which last time I checked was somewhere near Ohio, Middle-Earth. Posts: 165	things like that are only made by people who are jealous of our wisedom in the realm of Tolkien. let's all hope that it won't happen...remember. all our hopes now lie on two single hobbits somewhere in the wilderness.... __________________ "...Eragon recoiled in shock. Standing in front of him, licking off the membrane that encased it, was a dragon."

01-08-2003, 10:47 PM	#16
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	omg! That is sooo funny! I knew star wars was taking over the world... as I posted on someother thread! That was great! Jar-Jaromir! LOL! That will have me laughing for days! I just hope they remember to give Frodo Sywalker his light-saber! I sword that glows blue is pretty dang close to a light-saber! Come on? Who would notice the difference? __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-09-2003, 01:37 AM	#17
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The next thing you'll hear, Mount Doom is actually where midichlorians come from. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

01-09-2003, 06:54 AM	#18
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	that implies that the ring is strong with the dark side of the force and must obey its master, as long as its master is dressed in black, oh ok that works. That is the the most scary link i have ever seen, that should have some sort of rating on it soas not to disturb over 5's. __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

01-09-2003, 04:35 PM	#19
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	still laughing!... __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-09-2003, 05:24 PM	#20
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	that's funny! lol! Glad it's not true though!

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