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Old 05-25-2003, 09:44 PM   #1
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worst song ever written

The worst songs are taking over the radio and are constantly getting stuck it our heads. I think that Avril and all those annoying pop stars are aliens using there get-caught-in-your-head-while-you-try-to-sleep singing powers to take over our minds and turn us into Avril CD buying ZOMBIES!!!! Obviously The worst song ever written through my mind is anything Avril. So, what do you think is the worst song ever written?
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Old 05-25-2003, 09:47 PM   #2
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I think that Avril and all those annoying pop stars are aliens using there get-caught-in-your-head-while-you-try-to-sleep singing powers to take over our minds and turn us into Avril CD buying ZOMBIES!!!!
lol......could be

Worst song ever written?

Any song that Celine Dion has warbled her way through

Worst single song: Jake the Peg by Rolf Harris
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Old 05-26-2003, 12:55 AM   #3
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Maybe "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
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Old 05-26-2003, 03:12 AM   #4
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So many to choose from... How 'bout "the Christmas Song" by Kevin Bloody Wilson? "

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lAny song that Celine Dion has warbled her way through
Ah c'mon. The woman looks positively classy compared to Mariah Carey.

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Old 05-26-2003, 05:05 AM   #5
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Any song Mariah Carey has managed to rape beoynd recognition. Oh and I can think of a few Beach Boys numbers that make me do my nut
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Old 05-26-2003, 05:50 AM   #6
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Ah c'mon. The woman looks positively classy compared to Mariah Carey.
Mariah Carey! *shudders*

Rolf Harris looks classy compared to her


Oh and I forgot my "favourite" California Dreaming by the Mamas and Papas. Grrrrr.
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:01 AM   #7
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Mariah Carey! *shudders*

Rolf Harris looks classy compared to her

*snicker* I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle ...



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Old 05-26-2003, 06:06 AM   #8
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*snicker* I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle ...



That's the one ...........with that and Tie Me Kangaroo Down it's amazing that the UK got through the 70's intact!

I mean, c'mon Tie Me Kangaroo Down wtf is that all about?

I've vowed that if I ever meet Rolf, I'm gonna shove his didjeredoo so far up his wobble board that he'll bleddin' look like Jake the Peg
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Old 05-26-2003, 09:08 AM   #9
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So many to choose from... How 'bout "the Christmas Song" by Kevin Bloody Wilson? "
Didn't know people named their kids "Bloody".
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Old 05-26-2003, 03:17 PM   #10
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Oh no I did i typo in "Song" in the title!

Pink is awful. Sometimes I wonder how she made it so far. So far the only thing i can think of it she sold her soul to the Devil, in return Mr. D gives her lots of money and a boob job. Same thing goes for Avril and all those people that don't have a tread of musical talent in them. (especially Avril)
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:20 PM   #11
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Sk8er Boi---Avril Lavinge
Every song by Britney Spears, *N Sync, Backstreet Boys, Nelly Furtado (except the song she did with Swollen Members) Christina Agulira (sp?) Eminem (except Lose Yourself), Norah Jones (that's her name right) and, like, a whole bunch of others.
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:30 PM   #12
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Anything by Napam Death (gotta be heard to know why)

And one I forgot yesterday....

Whitney Houston - I will always love you
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:44 PM   #13
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that jupiter song by Train SUCKED! all train songs suck...
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:00 PM   #14
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Barry Manilow, Jimmy Buffet, Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, OTown. Those really stink
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:20 PM   #15
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Maybe "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
i have that video. nimoy seems like a pervert
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Whitney Houston - I will always love you
I think that was origionally done by Dolly Pardon.

Nelly Furtado "I'm like a bird" Ugh

How bout that song "She f***ing hates me" very enlightening, eh
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:44 PM   #17
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that jupiter song by Train SUCKED! all train songs suck...
Drops of Jupiter...i actually liked that song...


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How bout that song "She f***ing hates me" very enlightening, eh
I am in *love* with that song! lol i think its hilarious!

Lets see songs i cant stand.....anything Avril...anything Good Charlotte.....oh i CANNOT STAND Norah Jones, or that new Kid Rock song with that chick....cant remember her name...
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i have that video. nimoy seems like a pervert
I don't know about a pervert...just a propogator of hilariously bad music about spectacularly good stuff, who likes his women grinning, bouncy, wiggly, and completely empty-headed.
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I don't know about a pervert...just a propogator of hilariously bad music about spectacularly good stuff, who likes his women grinning, bouncy, wiggly, and completely empty-headed.



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That's the one ...........with that and Tie Me Kangaroo Down it's amazing that the UK got through the 70's intact!

I mean, c'mon Tie Me Kangaroo Down wtf is that all about?

I've vowed that if I ever meet Rolf, I'm gonna shove his didjeredoo so far up his wobble board that he'll bleddin' look like Jake the Peg
That's why we send them all over to the UK. Kylie, Rolf, Natalie Imbruglia. They drive us mad!

There are so many songs I hate. Pretty much all of the songs popular today. Oh, to go back to the sixties...
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