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01-28-2004, 02:35 PM
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Elf Lord
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worst qoutes in lotr
what do you think the worst thing one of the characters says in lotr ?
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01-28-2004, 02:53 PM
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Gimli: You're going to have to toss me Aragorn. Don't tell the Elf!
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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01-28-2004, 02:59 PM
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The line that totally ruined the whole movie franchise for me was Arwen at the Ford. I dare not speak it here, but you all know. Nothing against Liv Tyler, I just couldnt take the line.
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01-28-2004, 05:39 PM
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Come on, Beor! Be a man!
If you want the line come and claim it!  __________________________________ While it's difficult to argue with the Ford of Bruinen or dwarf tossing, how about Theoden's hissing fit about not helping Gondor because they didn't come to Rohan's aid. (Hey, big guy, remember you were unexorcised B. G. (before Gandalf) and Gondor was going up against the bad guy's first team).
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01-28-2004, 09:15 PM
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the wordst has to those small legolas lines.
FotR: "you mean not ot follow them?" TTT: cant think of any right now... RotK: *nods head* "A diversion"
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01-28-2004, 09:58 PM
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TTT: This forest is old. Very old.
Duh..most forests ARE old...
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01-28-2004, 10:25 PM
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high chance of death,small chance of success,what are we waiting for (or however it goes) that line for me was a kick in the pants
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01-28-2004, 10:58 PM
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Any line where Frodo defends Gollum.
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01-28-2004, 11:22 PM
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or how 'bout: Elrond (also known as Sad-Sack around my house) in RotK: Arwen is dying. #1~really? and why would that be? cuz you failed to explain exactly why #2~no duh! for that matter, so am i! we've all gotta go someday!
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01-29-2004, 01:03 AM
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01-29-2004, 01:18 AM
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lol! yeah that one was really bad.
"what does your heart tell you?" aragorn to gandalf.
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01-29-2004, 01:55 AM
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High King of Númenórë
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Legolas got stuck with all the cheesy lines, maybe that's why Tolkien didn't let him talk much, lol
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'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen
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01-29-2004, 02:00 AM
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you liked that part? yikes!
king of cheese! king of cheese! I thought that Aragorn would never say a cheesy ting like that, especcially to gandalf of all people.
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01-29-2004, 02:05 AM
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And why wouldn't he say that to Gandalf? They were very close friends...
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'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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01-29-2004, 02:22 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tuor of Gondolin
[B]Come on, Beor! Be a man! If you want the line come and claim it! __________________________________ I cant! *crying* I cant, she's too strong! *continues sobbing violently*
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01-29-2004, 02:23 AM
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'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen
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01-29-2004, 03:45 AM
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"I shall draw you Saruman as poison is drawn from a wound."
Might as well be, "I shall draw you Saruman, as a child draws a tree with a crayon".
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LOL Cirdan! I forgot about that line, probably because I used about 8 litres of Mind Bleach to erase that dreadful scene from my mind. *to do: buy more Mind Bleach*
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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01-29-2004, 08:20 AM
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I've never posted before, but my agreement with Hectorberlioz is so vehement on this one, I just had to.
Legolas' 2 words "A diversion" just made me slap my forehead and say DOH! Terrible bit of scripting. Legolas certainly does seem to get a lot of duff lines...or maybe it's just the way Orlando delivers them? Also, the Aragorn line from TT : "Legolas...What do your elf-eyes see?" always cracks me up. Not sure why, just find it funny. |
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