The Elf

Fili · 03-16-2003, 10:08 PM

This is not exactaly a roll-playing game, what you do is somebody starts a story. Then you continue it. I have done this befor, it is really fun.

I will start it here:

An Elf is standing on a grassy plain, on a cool day. Her hair is blowing in the breeze, and she drops her quiver and quiver (I spelled that wrong, but you know what I mean) andsits on the grass. She is so peaceful, she doesnt even hear the footssteps of someone behind her...

You can continue it!

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-16-2003, 10:35 PM

Suddenly a big fat jellyroll bear comes up to her and says, "Bah!"

Fili · 03-17-2003, 09:19 PM

omg....... LOL!

The bear dissapears in a puff of smoke then reapperars and snorts loudly

Fimbrethil · 03-17-2003, 09:24 PM

But suddenly an evil rabbit with sharp pointy teeth runs up and drives away the fat jelly roll bear. Things are looking bad for the elf when the wizard some call Tim runs and...

Sorry for refering to Monty python and the holy grail so much but I just watched it and the movie is hilarious!

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-17-2003, 09:25 PM

Lol!

Suddenly a big fat flower comes out of the bear's head and he flies away!

Fimbrethil · 03-17-2003, 09:28 PM

Then a stop jumps up from nowhere and begins to chase Tim away. As the stop sign and Tim run away the elf says to her self Well that dosen't happen every...

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-17-2003, 09:32 PM

The bear comes back and sits on the ground, he is purple with large round eyes... the kind that annoy you!

Fili · 03-18-2003, 09:00 PM

The elf stands up and screams," GO AWAY! Cant you see I am trying to do my makeup?!"

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-19-2003, 12:58 PM

"No, I cannot see that!" He cries, "I am trying to make a fly fly."

support_your_local_elf · 03-21-2003, 08:01 PM

"But the fly that I'm trying to make fly won't fly... so can you make it fly?" he asked the elf.

"NO!!! Go away! You made me smear my eyeliner, so leave!" she shouted peacefully (elves CAN shout peacefully.)

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-21-2003, 08:26 PM

BTW I cannot shout peacefully. I know because this boy kept poking me in the back and so I had to throw a ruler at him.

The bear sat there obliviously. He said Bah! (Fili: Hint hint)

Fili · 03-21-2003, 08:59 PM

Lol.. I get da hint

The elf gets so mad she throws her quivver at the bear's head

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-21-2003, 09:03 PM

The bear says, "That is not nice!"

Legoles · 03-21-2003, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood
The bear says, "That is not nice!"

Well waah mr.Bear you screwed up my make up AND broke my quiver

support_your_local_elf · 03-21-2003, 11:11 PM

... So the bear is not nice! I'm the nice one! I began to shout at the bear, cursing at him in Elvish, when...

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-21-2003, 11:13 PM

"I'm so sorry!" Cries the bear. The flower comes back and takes him away.

support_your_local_elf · 03-22-2003, 12:19 PM

"Good, he's gone away! Now I can do my makeup in peace!

"

As soon as I said that....

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-22-2003, 12:50 PM

...He's back! Having a peace march

http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cool/731.gif

Legolaslvr! · 03-22-2003, 05:41 PM

ok um here we go...

Frankis · 03-22-2003, 07:26 PM

Then a cat walks in and says, "Be nice to kitties." Then it disapears.

03-16-2003, 10:08 PM	#1
Fili Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hiding in my head... Posts: 57	The Elf This is not exactaly a roll-playing game, what you do is somebody starts a story. Then you continue it. I have done this befor, it is really fun. I will start it here: An Elf is standing on a grassy plain, on a cool day. Her hair is blowing in the breeze, and she drops her quiver and quiver (I spelled that wrong, but you know what I mean) andsits on the grass. She is so peaceful, she doesnt even hear the footssteps of someone behind her... You can continue it! __________________ When the Dark comes rising; Six shall turn it back; Three from the circle; Three from the track; Wood, bronze, iron; Fire, water stone; Five shall return and one will go alone. Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long; Wood from the burning, stone out of song; Fire from the candle ring, water out of thaw; Six signs the Circle and the grail gone before. Fire on the mountian shall find the Harp of Gold; Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the Old; Power of the green witch, lost beneath the sea; All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.

03-16-2003, 10:35 PM	#2
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	Suddenly a big fat jellyroll bear comes up to her and says, "Bah!" __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-17-2003, 09:19 PM	#3
Fili Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hiding in my head... Posts: 57	omg....... LOL! The bear dissapears in a puff of smoke then reapperars and snorts loudly __________________ When the Dark comes rising; Six shall turn it back; Three from the circle; Three from the track; Wood, bronze, iron; Fire, water stone; Five shall return and one will go alone. Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long; Wood from the burning, stone out of song; Fire from the candle ring, water out of thaw; Six signs the Circle and the grail gone before. Fire on the mountian shall find the Harp of Gold; Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the Old; Power of the green witch, lost beneath the sea; All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.

03-17-2003, 09:24 PM	#4
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	But suddenly an evil rabbit with sharp pointy teeth runs up and drives away the fat jelly roll bear. Things are looking bad for the elf when the wizard some call Tim runs and... Sorry for refering to Monty python and the holy grail so much but I just watched it and the movie is hilarious! __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

03-17-2003, 09:25 PM	#5
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	Lol! Suddenly a big fat flower comes out of the bear's head and he flies away! __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-17-2003, 09:28 PM	#6
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Then a stop jumps up from nowhere and begins to chase Tim away. As the stop sign and Tim run away the elf says to her self Well that dosen't happen every... __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

03-17-2003, 09:32 PM	#7
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	The bear comes back and sits on the ground, he is purple with large round eyes... the kind that annoy you! __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-18-2003, 09:00 PM	#8
Fili Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hiding in my head... Posts: 57	The elf stands up and screams," GO AWAY! Cant you see I am trying to do my makeup?!" __________________ When the Dark comes rising; Six shall turn it back; Three from the circle; Three from the track; Wood, bronze, iron; Fire, water stone; Five shall return and one will go alone. Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long; Wood from the burning, stone out of song; Fire from the candle ring, water out of thaw; Six signs the Circle and the grail gone before. Fire on the mountian shall find the Harp of Gold; Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the Old; Power of the green witch, lost beneath the sea; All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.

03-19-2003, 12:58 PM	#9
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	"No, I cannot see that!" He cries, "I am trying to make a fly fly." __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-21-2003, 08:01 PM	#10
support_your_local_elf Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Being one of the two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year, runnin over the same old ground.. What have we found? The same old fears..wish you were here... Posts: 58	"But the fly that I'm trying to make fly won't fly... so can you make it fly?" he asked the elf. "NO!!! Go away! You made me smear my eyeliner, so leave!" she shouted peacefully (elves CAN shout peacefully.) __________________ "Call it peace or call it reason, call it love or call it treason, but I ain't a-marchin anymore!" -Phil Ochs The fat hobbit KNOWS!!!

03-21-2003, 08:26 PM	#11
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	BTW I cannot shout peacefully. I know because this boy kept poking me in the back and so I had to throw a ruler at him. The bear sat there obliviously. He said Bah! (Fili: Hint hint) __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-21-2003, 08:59 PM	#12
Fili Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hiding in my head... Posts: 57	Lol.. I get da hint The elf gets so mad she throws her quivver at the bear's head __________________ When the Dark comes rising; Six shall turn it back; Three from the circle; Three from the track; Wood, bronze, iron; Fire, water stone; Five shall return and one will go alone. Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long; Wood from the burning, stone out of song; Fire from the candle ring, water out of thaw; Six signs the Circle and the grail gone before. Fire on the mountian shall find the Harp of Gold; Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the Old; Power of the green witch, lost beneath the sea; All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.

03-21-2003, 09:03 PM	#13
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	The bear says, "That is not nice!" __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-21-2003, 11:11 PM	#15
support_your_local_elf Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Being one of the two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year, runnin over the same old ground.. What have we found? The same old fears..wish you were here... Posts: 58	... So the bear is not nice! I'm the nice one! I began to shout at the bear, cursing at him in Elvish, when... __________________ "Call it peace or call it reason, call it love or call it treason, but I ain't a-marchin anymore!" -Phil Ochs The fat hobbit KNOWS!!!

03-21-2003, 11:13 PM	#16
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	"I'm so sorry!" Cries the bear. The flower comes back and takes him away. __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence.

03-22-2003, 12:19 PM	#17
support_your_local_elf Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Being one of the two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year, runnin over the same old ground.. What have we found? The same old fears..wish you were here... Posts: 58	"Good, he's gone away! Now I can do my makeup in peace! " As soon as I said that.... __________________ "Call it peace or call it reason, call it love or call it treason, but I ain't a-marchin anymore!" -Phil Ochs The fat hobbit KNOWS!!!

03-22-2003, 12:50 PM	#18
Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood The Precious Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 204	...He's back! Having a peace march http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cool/731.gif __________________ was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence. Last edited by Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood : 03-22-2003 at 12:53 PM.

03-22-2003, 05:41 PM	#19
Legolaslvr! Super Smilie Freak Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the entmoot army, trying to get rid of black and blue! Posts: 350	ok um here we go... __________________ MO The fat hobbit hobbit knows!

03-22-2003, 07:26 PM	#20
Frankis Sapling Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kittyland, with Frank, Lou, and the ghost of Goose. Posts: 1	Then a cat walks in and says, "Be nice to kitties." Then it disapears.