The Shepards of the Trees are upon me

Ripper73 · 02-04-2003, 03:06 AM

My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!

psiconicdude · 02-04-2003, 03:10 AM

It's okay, just throw a Palantir at them when they come.

Ripper73 · 02-04-2003, 03:17 AM

Ok! *grabs bowling ball*

Err... you wouldn't happen to have any liquid fire with you, would ya?

Gwaimir Windgem · 02-04-2003, 10:12 AM

Um, what is the purpose of this again?

WallRocker · 02-04-2003, 10:53 AM

I doubt there is one

Gwaimir Windgem · 02-04-2003, 11:21 AM

Y'know, that's the same thing I was thinking!

I wonder if those two have the same IP...

**crickhollow** · 02-04-2003, 12:39 PM

sillies

PADLOCK!

P.S. nice call, GW, they are the same person--or at least the same computer

02-04-2003, 03:06 AM	#1
Ripper73 Sapling Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2	The Shepards of the Trees are upon me My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!

02-04-2003, 10:12 AM	#4
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Um, what is the purpose of this again? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

02-04-2003, 10:53 AM	#5
WallRocker Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: At the computer... Posts: 376	I doubt there is one __________________ Do one thing every day that scares you ~Anonymous~ <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><<>< <>< <>< <>< I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation UNDER GOD with liberty and justice for all

02-04-2003, 11:21 AM	#6
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Y'know, that's the same thing I was thinking! I wonder if those two have the same IP... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

02-04-2003, 12:39 PM	#7
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	sillies PADLOCK! P.S. nice call, GW, they are the same person--or at least the same computer __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

02-04-2003, 03:10 AM	#2
psiconicdude Sapling Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1	It's okay, just throw a Palantir at them when they come.

02-04-2003, 03:17 AM	#3
Ripper73 Sapling Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2	Ok! grabs bowling ball Err... you wouldn't happen to have any liquid fire with you, would ya?

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