Gnomes!!??

kiwi · 01-30-2003, 01:37 PM

Hey every one!
Right this thread is just a bit of fun really. This is something me and my friends always do just for a laugh....my friends sister started it.

This is the story and then i will explain how it works.........

Everyone has a gnome (or gnomes) and the reason that everyone has gnomes are that they protect you from bad gnomes which could be come after you for anything like people who dont like you sending their gnomes to kill you or something silly like. The thing is that no one appart from the owner can see their gnome(s) and everyone else has no idea where any other gnome is unless it decides to show its self..........

lol! Sounds a bit stupid doesn't it?!!

Right ......... I'll tell you about mine and some of my friends just for an example and if laura comes she can tell you about hers!

Mine is called Jackie Lee Croft because it is a black belt in everyhtin from Karate to ballet and oragami and also it is a MASSIVE fan of Lara Croft and goes around wearing things like her. I call it an "it" because it is niether female or male (it doesn't have to have a gender). It is 2 years old and is in gnome univesity!

My friend Mikayla has three! They are called Bob, Sally and Fredric, I'm not quite sure why or wot they look like!

My other friend louise has three aswell! Hers are called Bobby, Bobbet anf fredrico. She told me that fredrico wears a sumbraro with a pink bow and is a boy, Bobbet is a black belt in the art of ballet and wears a pok-a-dot sparkly tutu and bobby wears........well no one is quite sure (supposably he changes every day)!lol!

So if anyone is a s mad as I am and is wanting to have a go then make up a name, wot it likes and doesn't like, if it is male,female or an "it" and wot it looks like! You can also say wot it is doing like if it is stayin at its mates house or at the cinema just now like an up dat sorta thing. lol! Oh...and if you have any questions ask away!!

My gnome is relaxing just now by playing in his band which consists of it (as the bass player and vocals), Fredrico a(as the guitarist and back-up vocals), Booby (as drummer) and Bob as the lead singer!

I woudl also like to know everyones opinions..........mind you everyone will probably say things like........."You are mad" or....."That is sooo crap it is unbelievable!" but i want to know anyway!

Falagar · 01-30-2003, 01:45 PM

When I first saw this thread I thought it was a thread about the Noldor!

kiwi · 01-30-2003, 01:49 PM

soz! I didn't mean to confuse anyone!

galadriel · 01-30-2003, 02:59 PM

I used to play a game in which all of my friends were witches. There were good witches and bad witches, with white and black cats respectively. We would cast spells on each other, make potions out of sand and skunkweed, and generally run around and have a good time. It was a lot of fun!

I think it had something to do with growing up in the vicinity of Salem, Massachusetts.

L@ur@y Elven Warrior · 01-30-2003, 04:05 PM

I have four gnomes their a family and their called Kida, Spike, Tike and Blueleaf. Their the richest gnome family because it said on the gnome news and in the Gnome Daily Express.

Huan · 01-31-2003, 02:57 AM

Kiwi, you are mad, but so am I, and I like gnomes too. May I ask a few questions about this before I jump in? Are your gnomes the type with the big pointy hats, and if not, can mine still wear them? And what kind of music does your gnome's band play? Cause that's a good idea, a gnome band. If I get a gnome, he would definitely play rock n' roll, because when Paul Stanley asks on KISS Alive, "Do you believe in rock n' roll?!" Well yes I do: rock n' roll and gnomes. Why not?

Huan · 01-31-2003, 03:00 AM

Oh, and another question: do the bad gnomes number among their ranks the Underwear Gnomes?

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-31-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
When I first saw this thread I thought it was a thread about the Noldor!

Yep, when I clicked on this thread, I was going to move it to the Middle-earth forum. Tolkien calls the Noldor "Gnomes" in the BoLTs. Turns out that this thread stays put.

Silverstripe · 01-31-2003, 12:45 PM

Well, I don't have any gnomes yet, but I do have two gremlins (Murphy and Maya), and I believe gremlins are related to gnomes.

Murph's male, and Maya's female. They're twins. But regardless of the fact that there are two of them, they are lonely, and becoming bored.

Believe me, you don't want a bored gremlin on your hands! (um ... that's when they start destroying things, and going out to see how many people they can scare).

So I will have to get a gnome as soon as possible, hopefully one who will be a calming influence on my gremlins.

kiwi · 01-31-2003, 02:50 PM

Well they are cool too! So does any one else have any gnomes or gremlins??!!

eowyngirl14 · 01-31-2003, 03:04 PM

I have one gnome. It's name is Leo. He likes to preend he is a duck. He wear's a duck skin cap. Right now he is playing in my bathtub. Ack! He has just spilled all of my bubble bath into the tub! It's over flowing!...

kiwi · 01-31-2003, 03:07 PM

hehe!
Well.........mine is just working out in its own gym!

eowyngirl14 · 01-31-2003, 03:15 PM

Just got back from cleaning up my bathroom! *silly Leo, always making a mess* Now Leo is doing interpretive dance to my lotr TTT sound track.

BeardofPants · 01-31-2003, 03:16 PM

Damn you. Now I'm dreaming about giant fish!

eowyngirl14 · 01-31-2003, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Damn you. Now I'm dreaming about giant fish!

lol... that's funny!

Falagar · 01-31-2003, 06:47 PM

...and it is interesting to know that the word Gnome meant wisedom, knowledge, and then look at what it has become

eowyngirl14 · 01-31-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
...and it is interesting to know that the word Gnome meant wisedom, knowledge, and then look at what it has become

In what language did it mean that?

Leo is now wearing his duck-skin cap and trying to get his quack to echo. (personal joke... one of my friends id convinced that a ducks quack doesn't echo!)

he is hopping around on the floor making obnoxious squaking noices. Maybe I'll throw something at him again...

kiwi · 01-31-2003, 06:59 PM

Jackie Lee Croft is now Going off to the Great Wall of China for an adventure I'm not sure when it will be bak!

L@ur@y Elven Warrior · 02-02-2003, 04:56 AM

I just found a baby gremlin at my door so I'm takin care of it. I'll think I'll name it Rai.

kiwi · 02-02-2003, 07:42 AM

Laura you arre such a.............well an idiot!

Any way Jackie-Lee is now helping me to look for tabs and is wanting to know where eowyngirl14 and leo live??!!

01-30-2003, 01:37 PM	#1
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	Gnomes!!?? (not about Noldor) Hey every one! Right this thread is just a bit of fun really. This is something me and my friends always do just for a laugh....my friends sister started it. This is the story and then i will explain how it works......... Everyone has a gnome (or gnomes) and the reason that everyone has gnomes are that they protect you from bad gnomes which could be come after you for anything like people who dont like you sending their gnomes to kill you or something silly like. The thing is that no one appart from the owner can see their gnome(s) and everyone else has no idea where any other gnome is unless it decides to show its self.......... lol! Sounds a bit stupid doesn't it?!! Right ......... I'll tell you about mine and some of my friends just for an example and if laura comes she can tell you about hers! Mine is called Jackie Lee Croft because it is a black belt in everyhtin from Karate to ballet and oragami and also it is a MASSIVE fan of Lara Croft and goes around wearing things like her. I call it an "it" because it is niether female or male (it doesn't have to have a gender). It is 2 years old and is in gnome univesity! My friend Mikayla has three! They are called Bob, Sally and Fredric, I'm not quite sure why or wot they look like! My other friend louise has three aswell! Hers are called Bobby, Bobbet anf fredrico. She told me that fredrico wears a sumbraro with a pink bow and is a boy, Bobbet is a black belt in the art of ballet and wears a pok-a-dot sparkly tutu and bobby wears........well no one is quite sure (supposably he changes every day)!lol! So if anyone is a s mad as I am and is wanting to have a go then make up a name, wot it likes and doesn't like, if it is male,female or an "it" and wot it looks like! You can also say wot it is doing like if it is stayin at its mates house or at the cinema just now like an up dat sorta thing. lol! Oh...and if you have any questions ask away!! My gnome is relaxing just now by playing in his band which consists of it (as the bass player and vocals), Fredrico a(as the guitarist and back-up vocals), Booby (as drummer) and Bob as the lead singer! I woudl also like to know everyones opinions..........mind you everyone will probably say things like........."You are mad" or....."That is sooo crap it is unbelievable!" but i want to know anyway! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free! Last edited by kiwi : 01-30-2003 at 01:50 PM.

01-30-2003, 01:45 PM	#2
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	When I first saw this thread I thought it was a thread about the Noldor! __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

01-30-2003, 01:49 PM	#3
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	soz! I didn't mean to confuse anyone! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free!

01-30-2003, 02:59 PM	#4
galadriel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: a castle made of clouds Posts: 459	I used to play a game in which all of my friends were witches. There were good witches and bad witches, with white and black cats respectively. We would cast spells on each other, make potions out of sand and skunkweed, and generally run around and have a good time. It was a lot of fun! I think it had something to do with growing up in the vicinity of Salem, Massachusetts. __________________ Human kind cannot bear very much reality. dreamflower - for all things Lady Galadriel

01-30-2003, 04:05 PM	#5
L@ur@y Elven Warrior Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Halkirk Posts: 208	I have four gnomes their a family and their called Kida, Spike, Tike and Blueleaf. Their the richest gnome family because it said on the gnome news and in the Gnome Daily Express. __________________ Ni melme legolas

01-31-2003, 02:57 AM	#6
Huan Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: 274	Kiwi, you are mad, but so am I, and I like gnomes too. May I ask a few questions about this before I jump in? Are your gnomes the type with the big pointy hats, and if not, can mine still wear them? And what kind of music does your gnome's band play? Cause that's a good idea, a gnome band. If I get a gnome, he would definitely play rock n' roll, because when Paul Stanley asks on KISS Alive, "Do you believe in rock n' roll?!" Well yes I do: rock n' roll and gnomes. Why not?

01-31-2003, 03:00 AM	#7
Huan Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: 274	Oh, and another question: do the bad gnomes number among their ranks the Underwear Gnomes?

01-31-2003, 12:45 PM	#9
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Well, I don't have any gnomes yet, but I do have two gremlins (Murphy and Maya), and I believe gremlins are related to gnomes. Murph's male, and Maya's female. They're twins. But regardless of the fact that there are two of them, they are lonely, and becoming bored. Believe me, you don't want a bored gremlin on your hands! (um ... that's when they start destroying things, and going out to see how many people they can scare). So I will have to get a gnome as soon as possible, hopefully one who will be a calming influence on my gremlins.

01-31-2003, 02:50 PM	#10
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	Well they are cool too! So does any one else have any gnomes or gremlins??!! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free!

01-31-2003, 03:04 PM	#11
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	I have one gnome. It's name is Leo. He likes to preend he is a duck. He wear's a duck skin cap. Right now he is playing in my bathtub. Ack! He has just spilled all of my bubble bath into the tub! It's over flowing!... __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-31-2003, 03:07 PM	#12
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	hehe! Well.........mine is just working out in its own gym! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free!

01-31-2003, 03:15 PM	#13
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	Just got back from cleaning up my bathroom! silly Leo, always making a mess Now Leo is doing interpretive dance to my lotr TTT sound track. __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-31-2003, 03:16 PM	#14
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Damn you. Now I'm dreaming about giant fish! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

01-31-2003, 06:47 PM	#16
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	...and it is interesting to know that the word Gnome meant wisedom, knowledge, and then look at what it has become __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

01-31-2003, 06:59 PM	#18
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	Jackie Lee Croft is now Going off to the Great Wall of China for an adventure I'm not sure when it will be bak! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free!

02-02-2003, 04:56 AM	#19
L@ur@y Elven Warrior Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Halkirk Posts: 208	I just found a baby gremlin at my door so I'm takin care of it. I'll think I'll name it Rai. __________________ Ni melme legolas

02-02-2003, 07:42 AM	#20
kiwi Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Land Of The Un-Known Posts: 173	Laura you arre such a.............well an idiot! Any way Jackie-Lee is now helping me to look for tabs and is wanting to know where eowyngirl14 and leo live??!! __________________ FEAR can hold you prisoner.............................But HOPE can set you free!

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