What do ya think bout this?

Reumandar · 12-21-2002, 12:44 PM

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

tell me what do you all think of this?
I put it this in this Forum thinger because obviesly(spl?) he meant the movie

Falagar · 12-21-2002, 12:52 PM

He haven't read the books, that much is clear...

Edit: Now that I've read some more of it, I think it's a joke...If not ment to be...

Blackboar · 12-21-2002, 01:03 PM

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Great firebeast thing!

IT WAS A BALROG!!!!

Totally clear they havnt read the books!

Look at number12!

The nazgul wernt even stabbing Frodo are the rest of them!!!
They were stabbing beds that they would have been in if they wern't with Aragorn!!!!

And number 17:

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Rings do not turn you invisible

Duh! It was the One Ring, the Ring of Sauron, A magic ring!!!!

And number 23!
Why would they put a picture on the video of them going to the loo!!

25. Elves GAY!!! Get a life!

26. People can view elves differently and Jackson was looking at Tolkiens point of view!!! Not Santas or Rowlings!!!

36. Elrond!! Agent Smith in the Matrix!! Geez!!

40. Yes you need the bit in the mine!!!! And loads of good movies are over 2 hours long!!!

48. GRRRRR!

49. Why would you want the music too be FuNKY in LotR!!!

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I guess people are allowed to have their own opinions!!

claudia silver · 12-21-2002, 01:04 PM

Please tell me it's a joke.............................................. ...............

Thanks for the birthday greetings, I am not having anymore as it's getting embarassing

Varda Oiolosseo · 12-21-2002, 01:20 PM

He HAS GOT to be Joking! He has got to have made them up!

What was that about "The human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie" Thats a load of rubbish! Unless he couldn't tell the difference between Aragorn and Boromis and realise that they were two different characters!!

Some people...I don't know!

Falagar · 12-21-2002, 01:42 PM

I thought it was a sick joke too...until I read this and this

Khadrane · 12-21-2002, 02:48 PM

I am still clinging to a thread of hope that this is a joke. It HAS to be. I mean, could anyone be that stupid?

Wayfarer · 12-21-2002, 02:59 PM

*/Rolling on the floor laughing.

That was hilarious!

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The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective soldiers, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.

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Even with all that walking and light eating, the character of Sam only got fatter.

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As bad as the Lucasfilm leaks were last year, the filmmakers of The Two Towers already have the novelization out in paperback. I've seen it at Barnes & Noble already. As if we needed any less of a reason to go see it.

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The rushed-through story the screenwriter threw in as the first ten minutes of Fellowship of the Ring looked a lot more interesting than the movie we were forced to watch. Why didn't somebody make a movie off that instead?

*/manages with difficulty not to fall out of his chair in spasm of laughter.

Why, indeed?

Tar-Elendil · 12-21-2002, 03:02 PM

yes, sadly some people can be that stupid. i doubt not that he hasnt the imagination or intelligence to fully appreciate either the movies or books. that person wrote that out of ignorance. i personally feel the dumber for reading what he wrote. maybe he will one day pick up the books with an open mind and heart and read what is truly there

Reumandar · 12-21-2002, 03:03 PM

What does the second this do
all I saw was bla bla bla
is it his description of TTT?

Tar-Elendil · 12-21-2002, 03:14 PM

"The archers of Gondor stand with bows drawn along the walls of Helm's Deep"

hahahaha.. he didnt read the books or watch the movie

Arathorn · 12-21-2002, 03:29 PM

Hmmm...

I read the apology and I, as a fan, found it, in no way, insulting; although I have this itchy urge to insult the guy.

Nope, better not...

OK, I'll just grin and show my pearly whites.

***azalea*** · 12-21-2002, 03:49 PM

I'm sure it was meant to be a joke. Did you read the TT review? I was rofl!

Arathorn · 12-21-2002, 03:56 PM

LOL! Just like the online petition to have TTT changed for being "insensitive" to WTC 9-11.

claudia silver · 12-21-2002, 04:26 PM

Yep ..........i would say it's definintely a joke. Read this........

30 Reasons why EMINEM Is bad for music

Millane · 12-22-2002, 08:37 AM

uuuu people i thought it was pretty obvious it was a joke but then again i think that i will be writing my own 50 things why he is a *deleted*...
mind you i, like wayfarer, found it pretty funny espicially 13.

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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

hehehehe sorry women and this one too

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The concept of the violent dwarf was based on Al Pacino.

i didnt bother to read that eminem crap... does anyone here like eminem i myself think he is a wanker and i was just curious coz i know no one who likes him..

Reumandar · 12-22-2002, 11:18 AM

I think the EMINEM stuff is funny
I don't like him at all so maybe that is why?

Millane · 12-22-2002, 11:20 AM

ohhh do you seriously live in iceland
i forget totally about iceland...

umm im fascinated now what do they eat in iceland

BeardofPants · 12-22-2002, 02:33 PM

I hear they eat Australians.

Millane · 12-23-2002, 09:12 AM

are you serious... nah just joking but if i was as gullible as some people around here i would be on my way to melt iceland quick sticks

12-21-2002, 12:44 PM	#1
Reumandar Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Land of Fire and Ice ('Tis a country You will never guess it) Posts: 103	What do ya think bout this? http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html tell me what do you all think of this? I put it this in this Forum thinger because obviesly(spl?) he meant the movie __________________ If envy were an illness the whole world would be sick (old Danish proverb) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then Thorondor bore up Glorfindel's body out of the abyss, and they buried him in a mound of stones beside the pass; and a green turf came there, and yellow flowers bloomed upon it amid the barrenness of stone, until the world was changed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh Potter you Rotter, Oh what have you done Your killing off the students, you think it's good fun

12-21-2002, 12:52 PM	#2
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	He haven't read the books, that much is clear... Edit: Now that I've read some more of it, I think it's a joke...If not ment to be... __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 12-21-2002 at 12:54 PM.

12-21-2002, 01:04 PM	#4
claudia silver Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North West England Posts: 58	Please tell me it's a joke.............................................. ............... Thanks for the birthday greetings, I am not having anymore as it's getting embarassing __________________ "The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears." Boromir

12-21-2002, 01:42 PM	#6
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	I thought it was a sick joke too...until I read this and this __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

12-21-2002, 02:48 PM	#7
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	I am still clinging to a thread of hope that this is a joke. It HAS to be. I mean, could anyone be that stupid? __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

12-21-2002, 01:20 PM	#5
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	He HAS GOT to be Joking! He has got to have made them up! What was that about "The human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie" Thats a load of rubbish! Unless he couldn't tell the difference between Aragorn and Boromis and realise that they were two different characters!! Some people...I don't know!

12-21-2002, 03:02 PM	#9
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	yes, sadly some people can be that stupid. i doubt not that he hasnt the imagination or intelligence to fully appreciate either the movies or books. that person wrote that out of ignorance. i personally feel the dumber for reading what he wrote. maybe he will one day pick up the books with an open mind and heart and read what is truly there __________________ Why can we not be sober..

12-21-2002, 03:03 PM	#10
Reumandar Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Land of Fire and Ice ('Tis a country You will never guess it) Posts: 103	What does the second this do all I saw was bla bla bla is it his description of TTT? __________________ If envy were an illness the whole world would be sick (old Danish proverb) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then Thorondor bore up Glorfindel's body out of the abyss, and they buried him in a mound of stones beside the pass; and a green turf came there, and yellow flowers bloomed upon it amid the barrenness of stone, until the world was changed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh Potter you Rotter, Oh what have you done Your killing off the students, you think it's good fun

12-21-2002, 03:14 PM	#11
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	"The archers of Gondor stand with bows drawn along the walls of Helm's Deep" hahahaha.. he didnt read the books or watch the movie __________________ Why can we not be sober..

12-21-2002, 03:29 PM	#12
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hmmm... I read the apology and I, as a fan, found it, in no way, insulting; although I have this itchy urge to insult the guy. Nope, better not... OK, I'll just grin and show my pearly whites. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-21-2002, 03:49 PM	#13
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	I'm sure it was meant to be a joke. Did you read the TT review? I was rofl!

12-21-2002, 03:56 PM	#14
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	LOL! Just like the online petition to have TTT changed for being "insensitive" to WTC 9-11. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-21-2002, 04:26 PM	#15
claudia silver Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North West England Posts: 58	Yep ..........i would say it's definintely a joke. Read this........ 30 Reasons why EMINEM Is bad for music __________________ "The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears." Boromir

12-22-2002, 11:18 AM	#17
Reumandar Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Land of Fire and Ice ('Tis a country You will never guess it) Posts: 103	I think the EMINEM stuff is funny I don't like him at all so maybe that is why? __________________ If envy were an illness the whole world would be sick (old Danish proverb) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then Thorondor bore up Glorfindel's body out of the abyss, and they buried him in a mound of stones beside the pass; and a green turf came there, and yellow flowers bloomed upon it amid the barrenness of stone, until the world was changed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh Potter you Rotter, Oh what have you done Your killing off the students, you think it's good fun

12-22-2002, 11:20 AM	#18
Millane The Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: at the altar of my ego Posts: 1,685	ohhh do you seriously live in iceland i forget totally about iceland... umm im fascinated now what do they eat in iceland __________________ Ill heal your wounds, ill set you free,

12-22-2002, 02:33 PM	#19
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I hear they eat Australians. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

12-23-2002, 09:12 AM	#20
Millane The Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: at the altar of my ego Posts: 1,685	are you serious... nah just joking but if i was as gullible as some people around here i would be on my way to melt iceland quick sticks __________________ Ill heal your wounds, ill set you free, Last edited by Millane : 12-23-2002 at 09:16 AM.

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