The Defense Force: for those AGAINST World Conquest (the good guys)

Silverstripe · 10-27-2002, 09:09 PM

There's already a thread for people who are plotting to take over the world, I know. But what about all of us good guys (and gals) who are counterplotting to thwart their attempts at world conquest? It is only right that we should have a place to come together, too! So, everyone who does NOT want to see the bad guys win, let's get together.

**crickhollow** · 10-28-2002, 01:18 PM

I have a feeling that our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is so tempting, but nevermind. We shall prevail, because we are fighting for truth, justice, and mom's apple pie.

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-28-2002, 05:13 PM

Yeah, who wants one person controlling the whole world? Let's go with no ruler at all instead.

ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . .

katya · 10-28-2002, 05:16 PM

Yeah I want to be in it! Then we can stop all the people who want to take other the world so that will leave more room for me to do it!! hahaha!!! ...*ahem* No seriously though good idea. I am not for world conquest. Down with all those imperialist freaks!! Ok I need to go eat something now because...because food is good.

[edit: i missed the post on anarchy. yay for anarchy. ]

gandalffan2525 · 10-29-2002, 06:02 PM

Down with all that is evil (and also down with maionase(for those of you who dont count it in the previous catagory))

Silverstripe · 11-06-2002, 02:11 AM

Our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is tempting, at least to all the people who've never had to deal with HAVING the world.

Newsflash: After careful investigation, I have determined that the Millennium Bug (aka Y2K), the villain we all thought was conquered, is actually still there! He is the reason why Windows crashes so often. It obviously couldn't be Microsoft's fault, right?

My colleagues and I have uncovered a plot by the Millennium Bug and his accomplice Queen Bee to infect people with typitis, a disease which causes poor spelling and grammar. Typitis will be transmitted through -- you guessed it! Mayonnaise! That's all for now, thank you for joining your local Defense Force.

jerseydevil · 11-06-2002, 02:17 AM

I'm against world conquest unless I'm the one doing the conquering.

Silverstripe · 11-06-2002, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
I'm against world conquest unless I'm the one doing the conquering.

Oooooooooh good, you can be the traitor in the group, maybe. Every group of heroes needs at least one of their number to go bad, right?

Anyway you'd find a lot of people to second what you just said, I'm sure.

**crickhollow** · 11-06-2002, 01:54 PM

*gasp* mayonnaise! of course! but what can we do, Silverstripe?

jerseydevil · 11-06-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silverstripe
Oooooooooh good, you can be the traitor in the group, maybe. Every group of heroes needs at least one of their number to go bad, right?

My thoughts exactly. Have you guys pick off my competition for world domination and then conquer it for myself after they're eliminated. And enslave the world.

Quote:

Anyway you'd find a lot of people to second what you just said, I'm sure.

I'm sure I would.

Treebeard's apprentice · 11-06-2002, 04:06 PM

Oh no! Not mayonnaise!! I just ate a sandwich slobbered in mayo less than 2 hours ago (it was really good, too)!
What can I do? And don't tell me it's too late to do anything, because I won't take that for an answer.

P.S. Is Miracle Whip okay? Because a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip.

gandalffan2525 · 11-07-2002, 04:54 PM

Miricle Whip is evil too,evil,EVIL,EVIL, EVIL!!

Treebeard's apprentice · 11-08-2002, 07:01 PM

Just curious, what makes mayo so evil anyway? I don't understand.

Mirahzi · 11-09-2002, 11:17 PM

Cholesterol?

gandalffan2525 · 11-12-2002, 05:53 PM

it just is ok? if it wern't then why would we be against it?

Silverstripe · 11-12-2002, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
it just is ok? if it wern't then why would we be against it?

Exactly. Anyway, we're talking about mayo which has special ingredients to suit the M-Bug's purposes, so the mayo is not only full of cholesterol, it can make you have incredibly poor spelling and grammar. Not that ALL bad grammar is due to mayo. Some of it comes from Miracle Whip.

Don't worry if you've eaten mayo, we're working on a cure for Typitis, and you may be lucky and not be infected, anyway. I'm not sure what we can do about cholesterol, though.

gandalffan2525 · 11-13-2002, 04:41 PM

Treebeard's apprentice · 11-13-2002, 07:02 PM

Run? Seriously now, how can anyone ever hope to possibly outrun cholesterol? Maybe Superman could, but he probably has more important things to fight for.

(For reference, see Batman vs. Superfreak in Entertainment forum)

Nazgul King Squirrel · 11-13-2002, 07:39 PM

Bah!

One Squirrel to rule them all, One Squirrel will find them,
One Squirrel to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,

In the Forest of Mirkwood where the Shadows lie.

Silverstripe · 11-13-2002, 10:22 PM

Oh so the Shadows have moved now? Ah-ha, I knew they would. That Mordor is such a gloomy place, and in a few years, it would have a market value of about three cents.

10-27-2002, 09:09 PM	#1
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	The Defense Force: for those AGAINST World Conquest (the good guys) There's already a thread for people who are plotting to take over the world, I know. But what about all of us good guys (and gals) who are counterplotting to thwart their attempts at world conquest? It is only right that we should have a place to come together, too! So, everyone who does NOT want to see the bad guys win, let's get together.

10-28-2002, 01:18 PM	#2
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	I have a feeling that our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is so tempting, but nevermind. We shall prevail, because we are fighting for truth, justice, and mom's apple pie. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

10-28-2002, 05:16 PM	#4
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Yeah I want to be in it! Then we can stop all the people who want to take other the world so that will leave more room for me to do it!! hahaha!!! ...ahem No seriously though good idea. I am not for world conquest. Down with all those imperialist freaks!! Ok I need to go eat something now because...because food is good. [edit: i missed the post on anarchy. yay for anarchy. ] Last edited by katya : 10-28-2002 at 05:18 PM.

10-29-2002, 06:02 PM	#5
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	Down with all that is evil (and also down with maionase(for those of you who dont count it in the previous catagory)) __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-06-2002, 02:17 AM	#7
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	I'm against world conquest unless I'm the one doing the conquering. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

10-28-2002, 05:13 PM	#3
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Yeah, who wants one person controlling the whole world? Let's go with no ruler at all instead. ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . .

11-06-2002, 02:11 AM	#6
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is tempting, at least to all the people who've never had to deal with HAVING the world. Newsflash: After careful investigation, I have determined that the Millennium Bug (aka Y2K), the villain we all thought was conquered, is actually still there! He is the reason why Windows crashes so often. It obviously couldn't be Microsoft's fault, right? My colleagues and I have uncovered a plot by the Millennium Bug and his accomplice Queen Bee to infect people with typitis, a disease which causes poor spelling and grammar. Typitis will be transmitted through -- you guessed it! Mayonnaise! That's all for now, thank you for joining your local Defense Force.

11-06-2002, 01:54 PM	#9
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	gasp mayonnaise! of course! but what can we do, Silverstripe? __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

11-06-2002, 04:06 PM	#11
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Oh no! Not mayonnaise!! I just ate a sandwich slobbered in mayo less than 2 hours ago (it was really good, too)! What can I do? And don't tell me it's too late to do anything, because I won't take that for an answer. P.S. Is Miracle Whip okay? Because a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip.

11-07-2002, 04:54 PM	#12
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	Miricle Whip is evil too,evil,EVIL,EVIL, EVIL!! __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-08-2002, 07:01 PM	#13
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Just curious, what makes mayo so evil anyway? I don't understand.

11-09-2002, 11:17 PM	#14
Mirahzi Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,286	Cholesterol? __________________ "For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor

11-12-2002, 05:53 PM	#15
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	it just is ok? if it wern't then why would we be against it? __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-13-2002, 04:41 PM	#17
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	run __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-13-2002, 07:02 PM	#18
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Run? Seriously now, how can anyone ever hope to possibly outrun cholesterol? Maybe Superman could, but he probably has more important things to fight for. (For reference, see Batman vs. Superfreak in Entertainment forum)

11-13-2002, 07:39 PM	#19
Nazgul King Squirrel Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On an Ent Posts: 29	Bah! One Squirrel to rule them all, One Squirrel will find them, One Squirrel to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Forest of Mirkwood where the Shadows lie. __________________ I'm bad, no really... QUOTES: “We made a promise to ourselves at the beginning of the process that we weren't going to put any of our own politics, our own messages or our own themes into these movies. What we were trying to do was to analyze what was important to Tolkien and to try to honor that. In a way, we were trying to make these films for him, not for ourselves. “ PJ “Obviously we're taking this incredible novel and we're adapting it into films, and I think the film is the important thing. “ Peter Jackson on The Today Show, December 5, 2002

11-13-2002, 10:22 PM	#20
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Oh so the Shadows have moved now? Ah-ha, I knew they would. That Mordor is such a gloomy place, and in a few years, it would have a market value of about three cents.

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