War For All Of Middle Earth™!

Human#3.141592653 · 10-01-2002, 09:26 PM

Explanation: This is the battle of the Five armies at the end of the Hobbit. It will start out with five armies, but all are welcome to add more or become a lowly soldier if you wish. The point here is no that this is a mere battle, but this is the first battle in the “WAR FOR ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH™!”
Twelve dwarves, one wizard and one hobbit are hiding some where in this picture. Can you spot them all?

In the forgotten halls of the Lonely Mountain HumanPi looked out on the filed where soon the battle would begin. Strangely she was not anxious, as she stoked her hairless cat Rex, she felt Zen like calm fall on her. Then the attendant entered.

Attendant: Bard as slain the dragon. The towns folk sings his praises.

HumanPi: Excellent.

Attendant: Shall I prepare your minions?

HumanPi: You have to say it first.

Attendant: What?

HumanPi: *whining* It can’t start unless you say it!

Attendant: *very uncomfortable* Oh, the one thing that stood in your way out the door through the great hall, the dragon Smuag the Golden, is slain! The World is now ripe for the taking!

HumanPi: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! So it begins at last! Willow with her army of Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies and Carnivorous Apples, and Knome with her army of Nunzillas shall be no match against my Army of Penguins! Feed the Penguins, Attendant! Feed them rice! Feed them rice! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Attendant: Yes, oh Lord of the Penguins!

HumanPi: *throwing the hairless cat aside* Don’t call me that! I’m not a Penguin! I’m a not a Penguin!

10-01-2002, 09:26 PM	#1
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	War For All Of Middle Earth™! Explanation: This is the battle of the Five armies at the end of the Hobbit. It will start out with five armies, but all are welcome to add more or become a lowly soldier if you wish. The point here is no that this is a mere battle, but this is the first battle in the “WAR FOR ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH™!” Twelve dwarves, one wizard and one hobbit are hiding some where in this picture. Can you spot them all? In the forgotten halls of the Lonely Mountain HumanPi looked out on the filed where soon the battle would begin. Strangely she was not anxious, as she stoked her hairless cat Rex, she felt Zen like calm fall on her. Then the attendant entered. Attendant: Bard as slain the dragon. The towns folk sings his praises. HumanPi: Excellent. Attendant: Shall I prepare your minions? HumanPi: You have to say it first. Attendant: What? HumanPi: whining It can’t start unless you say it! Attendant: very uncomfortable Oh, the one thing that stood in your way out the door through the great hall, the dragon Smuag the Golden, is slain! The World is now ripe for the taking! HumanPi: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! So it begins at last! Willow with her army of Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies and Carnivorous Apples, and Knome with her army of Nunzillas shall be no match against my Army of Penguins! Feed the Penguins, Attendant! Feed them rice! Feed them rice! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Attendant: Yes, oh Lord of the Penguins! HumanPi: throwing the hairless cat aside Don’t call me that! I’m not a Penguin! I’m a not a Penguin! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

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