Are tacos supposed to bounce horror stories from the school cafeteria

Masderanoe · 09-04-2002, 05:59 PM

Once a taco slipped out of my hand then it bounced ahh not burning rubber, post stories about what you think about school food.

Masderanoe · 09-04-2002, 06:07 PM

Once my friend hit his corn dog against the table, it didn't break.

Starr Polish · 09-04-2002, 06:11 PM

Our old school food was awful. We know have a new company that provides our food, and though it's not exactly gourmet, it's 100x better than our other lunches.

First, the macaroni and cheese. It seems that to stretch what little government issue cheese they were given, our cooks put glue in it. I, personally, broke a tray while trying to get the cheese of. It was so sticky that it made your fingers stick together momentarily, and if you put a milk carton on the residue left over from what you ate and turned the tray upside down, the carton woudln't fall off. Same goes for silverwear.

And our chicken nuggets used to bounce, someone once found a hair in their chicken sandwhich.

Duddun · 09-04-2002, 06:12 PM

Well duh it didn't break they don't break, One time I opened my corn dog and it was bright green I've also had blue milk instead of regular milk.

Duddun · 09-04-2002, 06:16 PM

Oh ya now I'm at a school with better lunch but 1/3 of the fries are still green they might have change it though school started to day but I only had to at 1:30 tomorrow I'll see.

samwiselvr2008 · 09-04-2002, 07:33 PM

The hotdogs scair me the most (and the chese, but thats Mathews fault).

Duddun · 09-04-2002, 09:31 PM

Oh and the eggs, the cheese at my school is nasty too.

Celandine · 09-04-2002, 11:44 PM

one time the I accidentally dropped a chicken nugget, and it bouced about two feet in the air

Masderanoe · 09-04-2002, 11:46 PM

lol did you make a bouncy ball out of it

Duddun · 09-04-2002, 11:50 PM

How far did you drop it from? DId you drop it on the table or the floor?

Shadowfax · 09-05-2002, 12:42 AM

I'm lucky - my school doesn't have a regular cafeteria; we just sell pizza every Thursday, and we have a concession for chips and candy.

Masderanoe · 09-05-2002, 06:55 PM

your lucky shadowfax

Duddun · 09-05-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

I'm lucky - my school doesn't have a regular cafeteria; we just sell pizza every Thursday, and we have a concession for chips and candy.

WHat do you eat the other days or do you have to bring lunch?

Willow Oran · 09-06-2002, 12:20 AM

Heh, My school has the Seattle Center House food court as a cafetiria. It's a bit too expensive to buy meals every day but my friends and I like to pool our money and buy french fries. That way even if one of us forgets our lunch we're likely to get something to eat. Having the food court is good, it has far more choices and far better quality of food than regular school cafetirias do.

Duddun · 09-06-2002, 09:54 AM

I wish I had that although I'd get fat fast cause all I would do is buy fries.

samwiselvr2008 · 09-06-2002, 07:12 PM

Sounds good, I like fries! Did anyone ever try to melt the schools cheese? No matter what you do, it will not melt, my friend and I tried it on one of the schools potatoes. But what scares me the most is that the cheese will atack me. Mathew told me that it would, and ever since I have ben afraid of cheese!

Nariel · 09-06-2002, 11:25 PM

There was a fork in the ceiling of our cafeteria for about a week once. how it got there and how it stuck, no one will ever know. But seeing as the ceiling is about 20 feet high, you can't just toss a fork up there and hope it sticks to the popcorn stuff.

I've had purple ham. And green. And hairy. Whenever we got hairy ham, my friend used to say "ah, the hobbits must have gotten to it again." I've also had wood chips in my corndog.

samwiselvr2008 · 09-07-2002, 06:58 PM

Sounds yummy, Nariel!

Erawyn · 09-07-2002, 07:31 PM

Wow i will never complain about the food in my cafeteria again! I thought my school was bad, i mean the burgers are grey (not that i would ever eat them) but everyone else's sounds so much worse! Still all i eat at school (if i dont go out) is a little bag of chips and a bottle of water, so unhealthy but i never have any money!

Renille · 09-07-2002, 09:53 PM

My school food is actually sometimes good! We can choose from stuff like subs, pizza, big pretzels, fries, etc. every day. I rarely eat school lunch anyway.
But our salad bar is ALWAYS nasty. They freeze the lettuce, I'm sure they do. And the cucumbers are evil. They roll around everywhere.

09-04-2002, 05:59 PM	#1
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	Are tacos supposed to bounce horror stories from the school cafeteria Once a taco slipped out of my hand then it bounced ahh not burning rubber, post stories about what you think about school food. __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-04-2002, 06:07 PM	#2
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	Once my friend hit his corn dog against the table, it didn't break. __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-04-2002, 06:11 PM	#3
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Our old school food was awful. We know have a new company that provides our food, and though it's not exactly gourmet, it's 100x better than our other lunches. First, the macaroni and cheese. It seems that to stretch what little government issue cheese they were given, our cooks put glue in it. I, personally, broke a tray while trying to get the cheese of. It was so sticky that it made your fingers stick together momentarily, and if you put a milk carton on the residue left over from what you ate and turned the tray upside down, the carton woudln't fall off. Same goes for silverwear. And our chicken nuggets used to bounce, someone once found a hair in their chicken sandwhich. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

09-04-2002, 06:12 PM	#4
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Well duh it didn't break they don't break, One time I opened my corn dog and it was bright green I've also had blue milk instead of regular milk. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-04-2002, 06:16 PM	#5
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Oh ya now I'm at a school with better lunch but 1/3 of the fries are still green they might have change it though school started to day but I only had to at 1:30 tomorrow I'll see. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-04-2002, 07:33 PM	#6
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	The hotdogs scair me the most (and the chese, but thats Mathews fault). __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

09-04-2002, 09:31 PM	#7
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Oh and the eggs, the cheese at my school is nasty too. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-04-2002, 11:44 PM	#8
Celandine Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 168	one time the I accidentally dropped a chicken nugget, and it bouced about two feet in the air

09-04-2002, 11:46 PM	#9
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	lol did you make a bouncy ball out of it __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-04-2002, 11:50 PM	#10
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	How far did you drop it from? DId you drop it on the table or the floor? __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-05-2002, 12:42 AM	#11
Shadowfax The Fleet-Footed Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: British Columbia Posts: 913	I'm lucky - my school doesn't have a regular cafeteria; we just sell pizza every Thursday, and we have a concession for chips and candy. __________________ Jesus saved me "To remain ignorant of things that happened before you were born is to remain a child" (Cicero, 106-43 B.C.) "Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth" (Picasso)

09-05-2002, 06:55 PM	#12
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	your lucky shadowfax __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-06-2002, 12:20 AM	#14
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Heh, My school has the Seattle Center House food court as a cafetiria. It's a bit too expensive to buy meals every day but my friends and I like to pool our money and buy french fries. That way even if one of us forgets our lunch we're likely to get something to eat. Having the food court is good, it has far more choices and far better quality of food than regular school cafetirias do. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-06-2002, 09:54 AM	#15
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	I wish I had that although I'd get fat fast cause all I would do is buy fries. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-06-2002, 07:12 PM	#16
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	Sounds good, I like fries! Did anyone ever try to melt the schools cheese? No matter what you do, it will not melt, my friend and I tried it on one of the schools potatoes. But what scares me the most is that the cheese will atack me. Mathew told me that it would, and ever since I have ben afraid of cheese! __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

09-06-2002, 11:25 PM	#17
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	There was a fork in the ceiling of our cafeteria for about a week once. how it got there and how it stuck, no one will ever know. But seeing as the ceiling is about 20 feet high, you can't just toss a fork up there and hope it sticks to the popcorn stuff. I've had purple ham. And green. And hairy. Whenever we got hairy ham, my friend used to say "ah, the hobbits must have gotten to it again." I've also had wood chips in my corndog. __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

09-07-2002, 06:58 PM	#18
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	Sounds yummy, Nariel! __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

09-07-2002, 07:31 PM	#19
Erawyn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: america junior Posts: 320	Wow i will never complain about the food in my cafeteria again! I thought my school was bad, i mean the burgers are grey (not that i would ever eat them) but everyone else's sounds so much worse! Still all i eat at school (if i dont go out) is a little bag of chips and a bottle of water, so unhealthy but i never have any money! __________________ peace never hurt anyone "Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of Truth." Johann Georg von Zimmermann

09-07-2002, 09:53 PM	#20
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	My school food is actually sometimes good! We can choose from stuff like subs, pizza, big pretzels, fries, etc. every day. I rarely eat school lunch anyway. But our salad bar is ALWAYS nasty. They freeze the lettuce, I'm sure they do. And the cucumbers are evil. They roll around everywhere. __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

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