Worst Films ever made!

StrawberryIcecream · 06-01-2002, 04:46 PM

Ok. There are tons of threads discussing the best films but what films does everyone hate?

I really didnt think 'o brother where art thou' was any good but also I found I also hate this one film called 'Mouse Hunt'

I remember it from when i was younger and i just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it. ahem. so...you?!

Lady Midnight · 06-01-2002, 06:46 PM

Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme is without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen. Every second word in the script is "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!", I kid you not!.

There's one bad guy in it who, on dying, takes about half an hour, all the time yelling "YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!" very slowly.

It's so excruciatingly bad it's hilarious!

BeardofPants · 06-01-2002, 07:30 PM

Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen.

Return to Oz.

Crash. It was just plain creepy.

GI Jane. 'Nuff said.

13th Warrior - Just plain boring.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal.

Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)

Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending.

Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy.

Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?!

Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?!

Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies.

Entrapment.

Blue Lagoon, and 2.

Armageddon.

Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich)

Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc.

Hollow man.

There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now...

Tar-Elendil · 06-01-2002, 07:39 PM

wow thats quite a list :P

only one thing comes to my mind at this moment.
the Harry potter film because of the worst acting ive seen in a good while.

Starr Polish · 06-01-2002, 07:55 PM

I agree...
"I Dream of Africa" had horrible acting.

emplynx · 06-01-2002, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)

I have a sister who is 20 with Down's Syndrome and she loves to watch MK&A videos... They are pretty hot now, you have to admit.

***Khamûl*** · 06-02-2002, 12:24 AM

Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx?

I gotta admit that they are pretty hot now. Not that I'd watch one of their movies or anything just to see them...

***Ben*** · 06-02-2002, 12:26 AM

Rocky and Bullwinkle
Dudley Do-right
Dude, where's my car? (Dude, why did I sit through this movie??)
Blair Witch Project

Starr Polish · 06-02-2002, 12:26 AM

Oh my. Them Olson twins got nothin' on me.

Personally not a fan.

Zenon, Girl of the 21st century was pretty darn bad. A lot of 'made for T.V. Disney movies' are though.

Dang 90 second rule.

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 12:29 AM

universal soldier: the return was horrible!!! i forgot bout that one! has jean claude van damme in it

Starr Polish · 06-02-2002, 12:33 AM

Almost every teen movie ever made, 'cept 10 Things I Hate About You
Down To You
Crazy/Beautiful (I guess that's a 'teen movie')

***Khamûl*** · 06-02-2002, 01:05 AM

Some of the stuff they dig up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad.

I thought Pearl Harbor was terrible. The story was completely predictable after the first hour (even for a guy like me who doesn't normally watch romance movies), I could have chopped the entire 3rd hour off the movie, and nobody told me that it was a love story, not a war movie. These are all personal reasons, but it still was a bad movie.

*braces himself for angry letters from females that liked the movie*

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 01:13 AM

i didnt like pearl harbor either..but sum of all fears is gonna own:P

StrawberryIcecream · 06-02-2002, 12:58 PM

I forgot about harry P!!!! AWFUL! AWFUL! Hermione - arrrrrghhhh! Harry -arrrrrrgggggghhhh! Ron - Actually has potential!

anyway. also hate return to oz. it kind of annoyed me that for the sequel, dorothy had actually got younger by about 8 years!

Im not too bothere by mary kate and ashley actually! i hate their movies but i quite like two of a kind! yes it was cheesy but hey! you couldnt have yummy pizza without some cheese! (that made a lot more sensein my head!)

aldesign · 06-02-2002, 01:05 PM

Final Fantasy: Because it left its mystical routes of the games, and went all sci-fi alieny.

Evolution: cos it was. (RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest)

Mike Baset England Manager: Absolute *****.
(RECOMMEND: if u wanna see a good football comedy, watch MEAN-MACHINE)

Mars Attacks: So unfunny it hurt. (RECOMMEND: Monty Python Films)

Lake Placid: was okish. (RECOMMEND: Jaws Films)

andy

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 01:11 PM

ron has potential? did we watch the same movie?? :P

i watched another one last nite...it was so stupid i forgot what a comedy actually was. The Animal with Rob Schneider.
Dont ever watch this film. Itll be the most painful hour and a half of your life.

StrawberryIcecream · 06-02-2002, 01:41 PM

I just thought with a few years ron could actually be able to act. the others have no hope.

you really didnt like mars attacks? i really like it!

afro-elf · 06-02-2002, 01:42 PM

there are too many to list

battle field earth

nutty professor II the Clumps

star trek: generations

I thought FOTR ring was pretty bad

same with harry potter

john Q

if it has Van Damme, Segal, chuck Norris, Dolph Lungren it in it.

mortal combat II

street fighter ( I forgot it had van damme)

Judge dredd

any cohen brothers movie that I hace seen

any tim burton movie i have seen

behind enemy lines

anastacia

how could i forget titanic

90% of teen movies

anything on the hallmark channel

sappy holiday movies

I spit on your grave

resident evil

latest godzilla movie

tomb raider

dungeons and dragons

the princess bride

johnny mneumonic

afro-elf · 06-02-2002, 01:57 PM

oops pushed the wrong button

any blackplotation film from the '70's

indiana jones like them as a kid but there just palin bad with adult eyes

midnight in the garden of good and evil

pushing tin

some propraganda film made in iraq about the iraqi iranian war

any movie with hulk hogan

Starr Polish · 06-02-2002, 02:11 PM

Hehe, I LOVE the Princess Bride. I agree about Battlefield: Earth though. Gah.

06-01-2002, 04:46 PM	#1
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Worst Films ever made! Ok. There are tons of threads discussing the best films but what films does everyone hate? I really didnt think 'o brother where art thou' was any good but also I found I also hate this one film called 'Mouse Hunt' I remember it from when i was younger and i just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it. ahem. so...you?! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-01-2002, 06:46 PM	#2
Lady Midnight Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: only after 11pm and in an altered state of conciousness Posts: 176	Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme is without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen. Every second word in the script is "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!", I kid you not!. There's one bad guy in it who, on dying, takes about half an hour, all the time yelling "YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!" very slowly. It's so excruciatingly bad it's hilarious! __________________ Owner of Shining Realms BBS, http://pub27.ezboard.com/bshiningrealms62508 Mod of Mirkwood forum at: http://pub28.ezboard.com/bmiddleearth99434 Self Proclaimed Lady Of General Messages, Minx of the 'Moot and semi-retired Official Flirt Of The Slipstream, Discipula Lenta and Warrior Priestess of the Wayists. Queen of Dramatic Tension in many RPs. In the process of setting up a new SF/Fantasy based fanzine. I want Fanfic, short stories, poetry, filks, reviews, artwork, anything you've got really but most of all IDEAS!!!!. You write it I'll take a look at it. At the moment I can't pay for submissions but all contributors will recieve a complimentary copy and I am confident that I will be able to pay one day. Please PM me if you have anything. Never but never buy a computer from TIME. If you want to know why please ask. Andromeda fans check out: http://www.slipstreambbs.com/

06-01-2002, 07:30 PM	#3
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen. Return to Oz. Crash. It was just plain creepy. GI Jane. 'Nuff said. 13th Warrior - Just plain boring. Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal. Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.) Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending. Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy. Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?! Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?! Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies. Entrapment. Blue Lagoon, and 2. Armageddon. Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich) Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc. Hollow man. There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-01-2002, 07:39 PM	#4
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	wow thats quite a list :P only one thing comes to my mind at this moment. the Harry potter film because of the worst acting ive seen in a good while. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-01-2002, 07:55 PM	#5
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I agree... "I Dream of Africa" had horrible acting. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-02-2002, 12:24 AM	#7
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx? I gotta admit that they are pretty hot now. Not that I'd watch one of their movies or anything just to see them... __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-02-2002, 12:26 AM	#8
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06-02-2002, 12:29 AM	#10
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	universal soldier: the return was horrible!!! i forgot bout that one! has jean claude van damme in it __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 12:33 AM	#11
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Almost every teen movie ever made, 'cept 10 Things I Hate About You Down To You Crazy/Beautiful (I guess that's a 'teen movie') __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-02-2002, 01:05 AM	#12
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Some of the stuff they dig up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad. I thought Pearl Harbor was terrible. The story was completely predictable after the first hour (even for a guy like me who doesn't normally watch romance movies), I could have chopped the entire 3rd hour off the movie, and nobody told me that it was a love story, not a war movie. These are all personal reasons, but it still was a bad movie. braces himself for angry letters from females that liked the movie __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-02-2002, 01:13 AM	#13
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	i didnt like pearl harbor either..but sum of all fears is gonna own:P __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 12:58 PM	#14
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	I forgot about harry P!!!! AWFUL! AWFUL! Hermione - arrrrrghhhh! Harry -arrrrrrgggggghhhh! Ron - Actually has potential! anyway. also hate return to oz. it kind of annoyed me that for the sequel, dorothy had actually got younger by about 8 years! Im not too bothere by mary kate and ashley actually! i hate their movies but i quite like two of a kind! yes it was cheesy but hey! you couldnt have yummy pizza without some cheese! (that made a lot more sensein my head!) __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-02-2002, 01:05 PM	#15
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	Final Fantasy: Because it left its mystical routes of the games, and went all sci-fi alieny. Evolution: cos it was. (RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest) Mike Baset England Manager: Absolute ***. (RECOMMEND: if u wanna see a good football comedy, watch MEAN-MACHINE) Mars Attacks: So unfunny it hurt. (RECOMMEND: Monty Python Films) Lake Placid: was okish. (RECOMMEND: Jaws Films) andy __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!** Last edited by aldesign : 06-02-2002 at 01:29 PM.

06-02-2002, 01:11 PM	#16
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	ron has potential? did we watch the same movie?? :P i watched another one last nite...it was so stupid i forgot what a comedy actually was. The Animal with Rob Schneider. Dont ever watch this film. Itll be the most painful hour and a half of your life. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 01:41 PM	#17
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	I just thought with a few years ron could actually be able to act. the others have no hope. you really didnt like mars attacks? i really like it! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-02-2002, 01:42 PM	#18
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	there are too many to list battle field earth nutty professor II the Clumps star trek: generations I thought FOTR ring was pretty bad same with harry potter john Q if it has Van Damme, Segal, chuck Norris, Dolph Lungren it in it. mortal combat II street fighter ( I forgot it had van damme) Judge dredd any cohen brothers movie that I hace seen any tim burton movie i have seen behind enemy lines anastacia how could i forget titanic 90% of teen movies anything on the hallmark channel sappy holiday movies I spit on your grave resident evil latest godzilla movie tomb raider dungeons and dragons the princess bride johnny mneumonic __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 06-02-2002 at 01:58 PM.

06-02-2002, 01:57 PM	#19
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	oops pushed the wrong button any blackplotation film from the '70's indiana jones like them as a kid but there just palin bad with adult eyes midnight in the garden of good and evil pushing tin some propraganda film made in iraq about the iraqi iranian war any movie with hulk hogan __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-02-2002, 02:11 PM	#20
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Hehe, I LOVE the Princess Bride. I agree about Battlefield: Earth though. Gah. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

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