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05-27-2002, 08:14 AM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Monty Python's Holy Grail meets LOTR
I say Tim would be Gandalf
Arthur = Aragorn Lancelot= Boromir
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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05-27-2002, 11:39 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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lolololol!
ummm Robin as Grima? Camelot = Rivendell Galahad - Frodo
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!  Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-27-2002, 01:19 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Sauron-killer bunny
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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05-27-2002, 01:36 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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lol Christiana!
Saruman - French Knight Treebeard - Knight of Ni!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-28-2002, 03:33 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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I just saw that movie for the first time a day or two ago!
Whatever-it-was-that-chased-them could be Shelob. The Black Knight =The Witch-king The Knights Who Say Ni=the Ringwraiths? (my sister's idea) Tim could be Sauruman. The strange prince in the tower=Merry or Pippin? Lancelot would HAVE to be Gimli.(could they be related?)
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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05-28-2002, 12:27 PM
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Radically Tolkienited
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+><
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YIKES!!! Sam as Patsy! Um Merry and Pippin as those two guys that talk about the coconuts and sparrows. Frodo as as as as as as...ARTHUR! Yeah! Lets see Legolas as Robin. No wait Gimli as Robin....Gandalf as that really wise knight Sir Percival I do believe...Aragorn as Lancelot...Boromir as Galahad...Legolas as Dennis. Of course we would have to have the Castle of the Maidens...Cirith Ungol....Shelob as the black beast of AUGGGGHHH. The holy hand granade as Narsil/Anduril....the Frenchmen as GOLLUM!!! And Saruman would be Tim...Sauron would be the bunny...and The Knights who Say NI would be the nazgul/ents rolled into one. The Balck knight would be the Barrowight and I think Camelot woud be the HOuse Of Tom Bombadil.
Sam
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05-28-2002, 03:40 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Dammit.
 Why are you 'merikans so obssessed with the movies?! Anyone seen the skits? Sauron = A Gumbie. The Ringwraiths = The Spanish Inqusition. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! That's 2 things... no 3 THREE things....
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05-28-2002, 04:40 PM
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Marshal of the Eastmark
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Portland, OR
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Your mother is a warg and your father smell of athelas!
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05-29-2002, 03:08 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: A dizzy state between insanity and sleep!
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Lol!
I'm going to have to tell GG, she's totally obsessed with Monty Python! Don't you oppress me! I'm not oppressing you Stan but you can't have babies because.. Well you know the rest!
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05-29-2002, 03:36 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Using the link in my sig, you go to a hilarious story. Quite a few "Holy Grail" quotes were used. Here are a few. Enjoy!
Boromir: FRODO! Curse you creepy half-thingies! A plague on both your houses! My doom will rain upon your filthy doomed head! Your mother was a HAMPSTER and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES! The ring should have been MINE! *falls down himself, and goes though major personality switch* Frodo…..? Sniffle….Frodo? Come back? Pwease? I’m the wimp of the world….sniff...sob…..don’t leeeave me….. Gandalf: None shall pass! Balrong: What? Gandalf: None...shall...pass! Balrog: But I must get across this bridge to destroy the fellowship. Gandalf: Then….you shall die! Kii-ya! *twirls staff menacingly* Balrog: Erm, don’t think so. *swishes flaming-sword thing and whacks Gandalf’s staff arm off* Balrog: There, I have defeated you. Now I will cross this bridge. Gandalf: No you won’t! I can still fight! Balrog: Are you mad? Your arm is off! Gandalf: *looks down* No it isn’t. Tis only a flesh wound! All Orcs peer over hill. They see a small figure appearing over it and charging towards them. Orcs: *blink, squint* Figure charges same distance. Orcs: *squint, puzzle* Figure charges same distance. Orcs: *puzzle, blink, squint* Boromir: *suddenly appears right in front of the Orcs* NWA HAHA!!!!!! *stabs a whole lot of them* Hehehe. Sorry for taking up so much room.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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05-29-2002, 09:08 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Thats ok
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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05-31-2002, 09:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New Jersey
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I haven't seen that Movie, but in the ledgend of king auther Souron should be Morgan Le fay, Frodo should be auther ect
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06-06-2002, 05:54 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Naperville, IL
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Of course the Phial could be the Hoy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!
Castle Anthrax could be... ummm... I don't know...LothLorien? Gimli does get entranced...and Zoot is a blonde...I don't think Galadriel would be that bad though 
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FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world! |
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06-24-2002, 05:47 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Oregon or in Arizona, you decied
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let's see
Frodo: Arthur Sam: Patsy (real no-brainer when you think about it )Rivendell: The Castle Anthrax (think about how much everyonewanted to go back) Aragorn: Sir Galahad Arwen: Zoot (not that she was THAT bad, but more like she was a temptation) Well that's all I can think of now. I be back with MORE IDEAS !
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Kill for food, not for fun. This is the law of the Jungle! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Cat the Queen Sarcasma, Overlady of all Wierd, Strange, and Unusual, Masteress of the Preditors, Finder of Dead and Roting Objects that are of No Use to Anyone,exc. _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Find what was lost Loose what was found Pay all the cost A hollow echo sound ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Wisdom runs a truer path Pain teaches great lessons Beauty is only a shimmering cloak Fear rules all Fear rules none |
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06-24-2002, 08:18 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Land of my Fathers.
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Gandalf"What is your favorite colour"
Saruman"Pink,..Ohh I mean BeiGE.. AAAHHH!!!"
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'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn |
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06-25-2002, 09:05 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Edinburgh University Library
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Brave Sir Robin= Frodo
Hehehehehe............ Ahhhhhhhhhh the balrog bunny is upon us Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The elves are the knights who say ni because of their love of green things (trees/ shrubbereis its all the same to me) What is your Quest? Dont even go there........... |
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06-25-2002, 11:15 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Land of my Fathers.
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People outside of Godolin(at Aragorn's crowning)
1"Who made him king anyway,I mean we never voted for him!" 2"Just becuase some watery Elvish lord lobs a sceptre at him it's hardly a fair basis for a system of government" 3"So just because of some farsicle fiery cerimony he thinks he's King" 4"Look I'm being oppressed!!!" "On second thoughts lets not stop in Lorien..Tis such a silly place" Q : What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Eagle? 
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'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn |
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06-25-2002, 02:19 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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lolol Jador!!!!
Is that a Rohirrim or a Gondorian eagle??
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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06-25-2002, 07:03 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
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'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn |
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