Cannibalism?

GandalfTheWhite · 04-26-2002, 02:21 PM

Well lets say your frodo and you and sam are crusin along to the cracks of doom and you dont know it but sam is starving to death and right before he dies he tells you to eat his body so the quest can be completed. do you do it?

eowyn144 · 04-26-2002, 03:56 PM

no,thats barbaric.

Wulažg · 04-26-2002, 04:07 PM

I hear hobbit tastes pretty good if cooked... Do we still have the cooking gear with us?

Elf Girl · 04-26-2002, 07:45 PM

No, but BeardofPants would. Actually, Sam wouldn't still be alive to starve to death if BeardofPants was Frodo.

Aragorns Dimple · 04-26-2002, 11:00 PM

No I doubt that I could eat Sam, but maybe Sam should have eaten Frodo and continued with the quest, since Frodo was weakening at a more rapid pace than his friend. Or they could have ganged up on Gollum together and eaten him, but then the Ring would never have been....*SPOILERED*

I think Menelvagor's cat ava with the winking eyes would eat Sam, given half a chance.....

***Khamûl*** · 04-26-2002, 11:16 PM

I don't think that Gollum would provide very much meat.

In answer to the thread question: No. I don't think that I could bring myself to eat poor Samwise, no matter how hungry or desperate I am.

Arathorn · 04-27-2002, 12:17 AM

I think I would eat Sam. He's the rabbit, right?
<cymbal crash>

Well seriously, I think I'd cross that bridge when I get there. It depends on how the Ring would "inspire"/corrupt me.

GandalfTheWhite · 04-27-2002, 01:20 AM

wulzag who told you hobbits taste good? just curious to know who has tasted hobbit, wouldnt it be cool if one day hobbits were the main ingredient on the iron chef

Blackheart · 04-27-2002, 01:26 AM

Muhahah. 'obbit taste good! I know dis!

BeardofPants · 04-27-2002, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Elf Girl
No, but BeardofPants would. Actually, Sam wouldn't still be alive to starve to death if BeardofPants was Frodo.

Hah! You think I'm that corrupted, I'd eat my favourite character? Hmpf. I think I shall have to eat YOU.

*CHOMP!*

Oh, okay, you're right, I probably would. Mmmmm.... Sam flesh....

Blackheart · 04-27-2002, 02:25 AM

make sure you removes da buttons furst. Dey is a chokin hazard.

BeardofPants · 04-27-2002, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
make sure you removes da buttons furst. Dey is a chokin hazard.

*Solemn look.*

Okay, thank you. Any other cannibalism tips? Like, how do you make it as painful as possible? How do you play with them? And finally, but most importantly, what's the best way to cook 'em? I mean, you gotta bring out the moist succulent tenderness just right, or it'll get burnt to a cinder.

Arathorn · 04-27-2002, 02:50 AM

So that's why I had trouble deciding to eat them. You mean you have to cook 'em?

Blackheart · 04-27-2002, 03:03 AM

Me put da recipe in dis thread:

here- story number 2

Dere's also sum advice on 'ow to cotch dem.

***azalea*** · 04-27-2002, 08:42 AM

Or you could sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly.

No, I would never eat Sam.

Arathorn · 04-27-2002, 09:50 AM

BTW, if Tom were to eat any hobbit, human, elf, orc, it wouldn't be cannibalism, right? He's not eating any of his kind since he's one of a kind. Hmm...

Menelvagor · 04-27-2002, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Aragorns Dimple

I think Menelvagor's cat ava with the winking eyes would eat Sam, given half a chance.....

What is it with you and my cat?!

I wouldn't eat Sam. Of course, if Sam really died, Frodo would probably just sit down and cry, then Blackheart would come along and it wouldn't matter anymore anyway.

***Khamûl*** · 04-27-2002, 04:59 PM

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? *ba dum chisssssh* Sorry. Bad joke, but I couldn't resist.

Wulažg · 04-27-2002, 07:16 PM

I would definitely eat Sam, but I would make him put hairnets on his feet first. And I wouldn't wait until he was dead. It loses all of the "gamey" flavor. And you need a blow torch if you want him cooked with him still alive. It's tricky, but it's fun. Plus he's tenderized by going up the mountain!

Khadrane · 04-27-2002, 07:43 PM

I couldn't eat Sam. Well, maybe I could, but I would have a hard time. Maybe.

04-26-2002, 02:21 PM	#1
GandalfTheWhite Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 297	Cannibalism? Well lets say your frodo and you and sam are crusin along to the cracks of doom and you dont know it but sam is starving to death and right before he dies he tells you to eat his body so the quest can be completed. do you do it? __________________ "Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council." -Gandalf The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say. "He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom." -Gandalf "A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days: the Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong." -Gandalf

04-26-2002, 03:56 PM	#2
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	no,thats barbaric. __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

04-26-2002, 07:45 PM	#4
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	No, but BeardofPants would. Actually, Sam wouldn't still be alive to starve to death if BeardofPants was Frodo. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-26-2002, 11:00 PM	#5
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	No I doubt that I could eat Sam, but maybe Sam should have eaten Frodo and continued with the quest, since Frodo was weakening at a more rapid pace than his friend. Or they could have ganged up on Gollum together and eaten him, but then the Ring would never have been....SPOILERED I think Menelvagor's cat ava with the winking eyes would eat Sam, given half a chance..... __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

04-26-2002, 11:16 PM	#6
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	I don't think that Gollum would provide very much meat. In answer to the thread question: No. I don't think that I could bring myself to eat poor Samwise, no matter how hungry or desperate I am. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

04-26-2002, 04:07 PM	#3
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I hear hobbit tastes pretty good if cooked... Do we still have the cooking gear with us?

04-27-2002, 12:17 AM	#7
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I think I would eat Sam. He's the rabbit, right? <cymbal crash> Well seriously, I think I'd cross that bridge when I get there. It depends on how the Ring would "inspire"/corrupt me. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-27-2002, 01:20 AM	#8
GandalfTheWhite Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 297	wulzag who told you hobbits taste good? just curious to know who has tasted hobbit, wouldnt it be cool if one day hobbits were the main ingredient on the iron chef

04-27-2002, 01:26 AM	#9
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Muhahah. 'obbit taste good! I know dis! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-27-2002, 02:25 AM	#11
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	make sure you removes da buttons furst. Dey is a chokin hazard. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-27-2002, 02:50 AM	#13
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	So that's why I had trouble deciding to eat them. You mean you have to cook 'em? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-27-2002, 03:03 AM	#14
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Me put da recipe in dis thread: here- story number 2 Dere's also sum advice on 'ow to cotch dem. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-27-2002, 08:42 AM	#15
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Or you could sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly. No, I would never eat Sam.

04-27-2002, 09:50 AM	#16
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	BTW, if Tom were to eat any hobbit, human, elf, orc, it wouldn't be cannibalism, right? He's not eating any of his kind since he's one of a kind. Hmm... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-27-2002, 04:59 PM	#18
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ba dum chisssssh Sorry. Bad joke, but I couldn't resist. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

04-27-2002, 07:16 PM	#19
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I would definitely eat Sam, but I would make him put hairnets on his feet first. And I wouldn't wait until he was dead. It loses all of the "gamey" flavor. And you need a blow torch if you want him cooked with him still alive. It's tricky, but it's fun. Plus he's tenderized by going up the mountain!

04-27-2002, 07:43 PM	#20
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	I couldn't eat Sam. Well, maybe I could, but I would have a hard time. Maybe. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE