Figwit wants you

Darth Tater · 04-16-2002, 02:49 PM

Just look at the way he stares blankly at you. This is no wholesome character. There's a reason Elrond wouldn't let him speak. Hide your kids from him, for Figwit is a creature of evil.

Elfmaster XK · 04-16-2002, 03:14 PM

Ooooooo! I like creatures of evil!! Gollum!

If he bothers u tater, i'll stare him out

StrawberryIcecream · 04-16-2002, 04:21 PM

Tater are you alright?

Who or what is this figwit? have i missed him in the books and movie. He's not even in the encyclopedia of Arda!

Figwit? Figwit? Who for art thou Figwit?

Comic Book Guy · 04-16-2002, 04:35 PM

Why must you introduce Figwit to the Shallow teenage girls of this board? I'll never hear the end of it.

aldesign · 04-16-2002, 05:04 PM

explain lads, u cant leave us hang,
if u cant tell those small teen girlies, then pm it to me.
i want to know about figwit.

andy

Halley_Brandybuck · 04-16-2002, 05:06 PM

who is figwit? Tater.... I think you've lost it

galadriel88 · 04-16-2002, 05:29 PM

I wanna know! And I'm NOT shallow, CBG, thankyouverymuch!

......

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 06:16 PM

Figwit? Oh, he must be the anti-Tater.

*Mutter, mutter, where is my damned holy water, when I need it...*

No one is safe, hide your candy, put away your clothes, forsake your pants, and whatever you do, don't look down.

**crickhollow** · 04-16-2002, 06:22 PM

haha I know who figwit is, but I think CBG is right on this one, so I ain't tellin'.

emplynx · 04-16-2002, 06:29 PM

I know who Figwit is. I don't think he should be introduced to the Frodo freaks here. Don't you think Brett McKenzie did a great job with the Figwit part? He was great!

Tinythetroll · 04-16-2002, 06:40 PM

How do i get to say something like elven lord under my name to the left?

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 06:51 PM

It is a ranking system.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 08:47 PM

*shrugs*

Gee, thanks for writing me off as shallow.

Shana · 04-16-2002, 09:03 PM

Shana introduces Figwit in 5...4...3...2...1
Frodo Is Great...Who Is That
That is all.

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 09:30 PM

Okay . . .

Thanks, Shana.

Although I have to say, Tater - I don't get it. Did you think we were going to get all riled up over that?

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 09:36 PM

Never mind, I understand now.

Gotta say though, I wouldn't mind at all if he wanted me.

Shana · 04-16-2002, 09:45 PM

There's more to Figwit than meets the eye...I mean I don't think you understand...all I will say is Figwit is not Frodo, Figwit is an elf, Figwit has brown hair..Figwit has no lines(in the movie)
W could make a Guess who figwit is riddle:
Figwit is what Frodo is not
Figwit and Legolas are kin, though they differ in one way...
Figwit is full of curves

ok that sucked...but at least I tried!

FrodoFriend · 04-16-2002, 09:56 PM

No, Shana, I saw the site.

Still don't get what Tater's purpose in bringing it up (and in such a mysterious manner) was, or why CBG thinks it will excite the teenage girls here.

Renille · 04-16-2002, 10:54 PM

I still don't get it. Who or what is Figwit????? (And yes, I'm a teenage girl. But I'm NOT shallow at ALL!)

BeardofPants · 04-16-2002, 10:56 PM

I assume that FIG-WIT is a take off of FIG-JAM....

04-16-2002, 02:49 PM	#1
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Figwit wants you Just look at the way he stares blankly at you. This is no wholesome character. There's a reason Elrond wouldn't let him speak. Hide your kids from him, for Figwit is a creature of evil. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-16-2002, 03:14 PM	#2
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Ooooooo! I like creatures of evil!! Gollum! If he bothers u tater, i'll stare him out __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-16-2002, 04:21 PM	#3
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Tater are you alright? Who or what is this figwit? have i missed him in the books and movie. He's not even in the encyclopedia of Arda! Figwit? Figwit? Who for art thou Figwit? __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-16-2002, 05:04 PM	#5
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	explain lads, u cant leave us hang, if u cant tell those small teen girlies, then pm it to me. i want to know about figwit. andy __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!

04-16-2002, 05:06 PM	#6
Halley_Brandybuck Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Griffith IN Posts: 136	who is figwit? Tater.... I think you've lost it __________________ ~in Halley Brandybuck's hobbitish opinion I am in search of an MPEG version of the trailer... if anyone finds one, let me know! Do not meddle in the affairs of females for they are PMS-ing and quick to batter. "He fears you Aragorn, and what you may become" Two Towers in 6 months!

04-16-2002, 04:35 PM	#4
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Why must you introduce Figwit to the Shallow teenage girls of this board? I'll never hear the end of it.

04-16-2002, 05:29 PM	#7
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	I wanna know! And I'm NOT shallow, CBG, thankyouverymuch! ...... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-16-2002, 06:16 PM	#8
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Figwit? Oh, he must be the anti-Tater. Mutter, mutter, where is my damned holy water, when I need it... No one is safe, hide your candy, put away your clothes, forsake your pants, and whatever you do, don't look down. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 06:22 PM	#9
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	haha I know who figwit is, but I think CBG is right on this one, so I ain't tellin'. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

04-16-2002, 06:29 PM	#10
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I know who Figwit is. I don't think he should be introduced to the Frodo freaks here. Don't you think Brett McKenzie did a great job with the Figwit part? He was great!

04-16-2002, 06:40 PM	#11
Tinythetroll Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wood River Posts: 29	How do i get to say something like elven lord under my name to the left?

04-16-2002, 06:51 PM	#12
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It is a ranking system. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-16-2002, 08:47 PM	#13
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	shrugs Gee, thanks for writing me off as shallow. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 09:03 PM	#14
Shana Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO USA, or Mirkwood, or possibly Lothlorien, maybe even the House of Tom Bombadil Posts: 34	Shana introduces Figwit in 5...4...3...2...1 Frodo Is Great...Who Is That That is all.

04-16-2002, 09:30 PM	#15
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Okay . . . Thanks, Shana. Although I have to say, Tater - I don't get it. Did you think we were going to get all riled up over that? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 09:36 PM	#16
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Never mind, I understand now. Gotta say though, I wouldn't mind at all if he wanted me. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 09:45 PM	#17
Shana Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO USA, or Mirkwood, or possibly Lothlorien, maybe even the House of Tom Bombadil Posts: 34	There's more to Figwit than meets the eye...I mean I don't think you understand...all I will say is Figwit is not Frodo, Figwit is an elf, Figwit has brown hair..Figwit has no lines(in the movie) W could make a Guess who figwit is riddle: Figwit is what Frodo is not Figwit and Legolas are kin, though they differ in one way... Figwit is full of curves ok that sucked...but at least I tried!

04-16-2002, 09:56 PM	#18
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	No, Shana, I saw the site. Still don't get what Tater's purpose in bringing it up (and in such a mysterious manner) was, or why CBG thinks it will excite the teenage girls here. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-16-2002, 10:54 PM	#19
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	I still don't get it. Who or what is Figwit????? (And yes, I'm a teenage girl. But I'm NOT shallow at ALL!) __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

04-16-2002, 10:56 PM	#20
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I assume that FIG-WIT is a take off of FIG-JAM.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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