Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room...

Aragorn_iz_cool · 04-07-2002, 09:04 PM

Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room. Who is the bad guy and what do you do? Sorry Just curious.

Khadrane · 04-07-2002, 09:54 PM

Bill Ferny
Hit him in the face with an apple.

samwise of the shire · 04-08-2002, 12:00 AM

Sauron~ Personality #1. Be respectful considering he IS after all REALLY powerful and can hurt me...ALOT!Personality#2 Laugh in his face and then turn my back on him and walk out of the room.

Saruman~ Try out his staff and see if I can blow something up.

Bill Ferney~ Get Bill the pony to stomp on him

Ruffian from the Shire~ Go through the whole horn blowing, sword clashing, thing that went on in the scouring. Then laugh at him

Gollum~ Feel pity for him and let him go(Meanwhile keep my fingers away from his mouth.)
Sam

Nazgûl Queen · 04-08-2002, 01:58 AM

A Nazgul...

Steal his Ring.

Sauron...

Steal his ring.

Saruman...

Steal his staff.

Get the idea?

Rána Eressëa · 04-08-2002, 02:41 AM

Gollum.

Give him a bottle of Rogaine. Or a short & curly brown wig.

BeardofPants · 04-08-2002, 05:00 AM

Sauron - ask if I can be his sidekick.

Saruman - Beat him up for using those awful staff throwing techniques on Gandalf. What ever happened to the meeting of minds?

Ferny - train him to lap dance for all the orcs of Moria.

Melkur - ask him if I can be his sidekick!

Dwarven Sen · 04-08-2002, 06:33 AM

Turin or Maeglin: Feed them to my pet dragons/ attack them with a feather attached to a drill.-tickled for all eternity.

I'm really not a nice person.

Elf Girl · 04-08-2002, 07:37 AM

Gollum: dance a One Ring replica in front of his face.

afro-elf · 04-08-2002, 07:55 AM

if it was not limited to LOTR

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

Lightice · 04-08-2002, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

Two problems: He isn't a bad guy and he never would swear another such destructive oath. Sorry for spoiling your fun.

***Khamûl*** · 04-08-2002, 10:13 PM

If I see any of those ruffians from the Scouring of the Shire tied to a chair, I'd kick their butts until their heads fell off.

Then, I'd kick their head and kick their butts again.

Renille · 04-08-2002, 10:59 PM

If I encountered my *choke* friend*choke Saruman tied up in a room, I'd probably cavort about the place saying that I'm Gandalf would always be be-tter 'cause he's a real wi-zard!

Rána Eressëa · 04-09-2002, 01:26 AM

Cruel, cruel people.

I'd have more fun dangling a One Ring replica in front of Sauron's face. Heh heh heh . . .

Elf Girl · 04-09-2002, 08:56 AM

Gollum's reaction to a One Ring replica would probably be more funny. (Ack! Not a real precious, no precious, wants my precious *Gollum, Gollum*)

Dwarven Sen · 04-11-2002, 05:06 AM

i'd cover the one ring in marmite and tie gollums hands behind his back, so the only way he could get it would be to put it, and the marmite , in his mouth. ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BeardofPants · 04-11-2002, 05:26 AM

I LIKE MARMITE!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME THE ONE RING, AND I'LL EAT OFF ALL THE MARMITE...

Ooh, was the caps lock on....

Dwarven Sen · 04-11-2002, 05:36 AM

MARMITE IS THE FOOD OF EVIL.
It is disgusting, it is worse than mushrooms, or black olives, or spam.
Do you like peanut butter, crunchy or smooth?
The one ring is mine, mine i tell you((goes away to laugh insanely))
Why dost the dalek one liketh the food of the evil ones?

BeardofPants · 04-11-2002, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dwarven Sen
MARMITE IS THE FOOD OF EVIL.
It is disgusting, it is worse than mushrooms, or black olives, or spam.
Do you like peanut butter, crunchy or smooth?
The one ring is mine, mine i tell you((goes away to laugh insanely))
Why dost the dalek one liketh the food of the evil ones?

Because I am evil!! I like marmite, and black olives, and mushrooms, (but not spam... bleh.... meat.... bleh....). And the only way to eat peanut butter is crunchy, everyone knows that!

Dwarven Sen · 04-11-2002, 05:49 AM

OK I agree with that, but its a bad thing if you wear a brace. that is a problem for me no longer.You are not evil, you are one of the mighty three.
Mmmmmmmmm........meat

afro-elf · 04-11-2002, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightice

Two problems: He isn't a bad guy and he never would swear another such destructive oath. Sorry for spoiling your fun.

Feanor WAS tainted.

You are unaware of what my oath would be.

04-08-2002, 12:00 AM	#3
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Sauron~ Personality #1. Be respectful considering he IS after all REALLY powerful and can hurt me...ALOT!Personality#2 Laugh in his face and then turn my back on him and walk out of the room. Saruman~ Try out his staff and see if I can blow something up. Bill Ferney~ Get Bill the pony to stomp on him Ruffian from the Shire~ Go through the whole horn blowing, sword clashing, thing that went on in the scouring. Then laugh at him Gollum~ Feel pity for him and let him go(Meanwhile keep my fingers away from his mouth.) Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

04-08-2002, 01:58 AM	#4
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	A Nazgul... Steal his Ring. Sauron... Steal his ring. Saruman... Steal his staff. Get the idea? __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

04-08-2002, 05:00 AM	#6
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Sauron - ask if I can be his sidekick. Saruman - Beat him up for using those awful staff throwing techniques on Gandalf. What ever happened to the meeting of minds? Ferny - train him to lap dance for all the orcs of Moria. Melkur - ask him if I can be his sidekick! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-08-2002, 06:33 AM	#7
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	Turin or Maeglin: Feed them to my pet dragons/ attack them with a feather attached to a drill.-tickled for all eternity. I'm really not a nice person. __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-08-2002, 07:37 AM	#8
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Gollum: dance a One Ring replica in front of his face. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-07-2002, 09:04 PM	#1
Aragorn_iz_cool Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 119	Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room... Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room. Who is the bad guy and what do you do? Sorry Just curious.

04-07-2002, 09:54 PM	#2
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	Bill Ferny Hit him in the face with an apple. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

04-08-2002, 02:41 AM	#5
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Gollum. Give him a bottle of Rogaine. Or a short & curly brown wig.

04-08-2002, 07:55 AM	#9
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	if it was not limited to LOTR i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-08-2002, 10:13 PM	#11
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	If I see any of those ruffians from the Scouring of the Shire tied to a chair, I'd kick their butts until their heads fell off. Then, I'd kick their head and kick their butts again. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31 Last edited by Khamûl : 04-08-2002 at 10:14 PM.

04-08-2002, 10:59 PM	#12
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	If I encountered my choke friendchoke Saruman* tied up in a room, I'd probably cavort about the place saying that I'm Gandalf would always be be-tter 'cause he's a real wi-zard! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

04-09-2002, 01:26 AM	#13
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Cruel, cruel people. I'd have more fun dangling a One Ring replica in front of Sauron's face. Heh heh heh . . . Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 04-09-2002 at 01:29 AM.

04-09-2002, 08:56 AM	#14
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Gollum's reaction to a One Ring replica would probably be more funny. (Ack! Not a real precious, no precious, wants my precious Gollum, Gollum) __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-11-2002, 05:06 AM	#15
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	i'd cover the one ring in marmite and tie gollums hands behind his back, so the only way he could get it would be to put it, and the marmite , in his mouth. ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-11-2002, 05:26 AM	#16
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I LIKE MARMITE!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE ONE RING, AND I'LL EAT OFF ALL THE MARMITE... Ooh, was the caps lock on.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-11-2002, 05:36 AM	#17
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	MARMITE IS THE FOOD OF EVIL. It is disgusting, it is worse than mushrooms, or black olives, or spam. Do you like peanut butter, crunchy or smooth? The one ring is mine, mine i tell you((goes away to laugh insanely)) Why dost the dalek one liketh the food of the evil ones? __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-11-2002, 05:49 AM	#19
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	OK I agree with that, but its a bad thing if you wear a brace. that is a problem for me no longer.You are not evil, you are one of the mighty three. Mmmmmmmmm........meat __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

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