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03-04-2002, 01:26 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Hobbit Humor - finish this joke
A Hobbit walks into a tavern ..........
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03-04-2002, 01:33 PM
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Head Hollara
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This is from the thread "LotR Jokes" in the LotR books forum. It's my own joke, so this thread may get closed. I might as well finish it right now, though.
A Hobbit walks into a tavern. He sits down and orders a drink. He gulps it down then searches his pockets, but doesn't find enough to pay for it. He turns to another hobbit and says "Pardon me, but could I trouble you for two pence? I'm a little short." Get it? He's a little short... ha! I don't remember if it's pence in Middle-Earth or what, but it matters little.
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