Funny film poems!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-23-2002, 02:32 PM

I decided 2 write a poem about LotR ( duh ) to the tune of FAVORITE THINGS from the soind of music, in a totally boring lesson the other week. My friends thought it woz cool and told me 2 post it. What do u think? ( i personally don't think its that good, but neva mind! )

Old Bilbo's birthday in the shire
The hobbits and strider sitting by the fire
Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are fit
But i must say i think gimli's a git!

When Frodo's stabbed
When Pippin blabs
When poor Gandalf dies ( or does he?! )

I simply remember the lord of the rings
And then i don't feel so bad!

There r other verses, but they aren't so funny! and they do tend 2 ramble on about the awfulness of Arwen, DON'T GET ME STARTED!

What do u all think?
Try and make up other verses- REALLY boring lessons r a great time 2 do so!

Play Girl · 02-23-2002, 02:36 PM

Wow that is great! I've got some maths classes coming up so I will have to have a go. I am afraid I might ramble on about how cute Frodo is and how lovely the elf is. Ah well I am a girl and such thing can be forgiven.
And now to poetry!
Play Girl
xxx

eowyn144 · 02-23-2002, 03:05 PM

wow!thats great hannah(sorry, i mean GLORIOUS GLORFINDEL!)
btw way every1, i was one of the friends who thought it was cool!
post the rest up please!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-23-2002, 03:16 PM

Here r sum more verses, there not the best, but its hard 2 do u know!

When legolas and Gimli slew orcs at Helms Deep
When Arwen did nothing to help, but sleep
She stole Glorfindels horse and is such a w***e
shes always begging aragorn 4 more!

Legolas says
where's my hair gel
its been missing 4 days!

I simply remember the lord of the rings and then i don't feel so bad!

NO OFFENCE TO LEGOLAS FANS, AS I AM ONE OF THEM. IT IS JUST A JOKE!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-23-2002, 03:18 PM

God, u do not know how many lessons worth this is!

Frodo and Sam, And Pippin and Merry
All catch the good old Buckleberry Ferry
When Frodo And Sam, Aragorn or Strider
Where chased by a big mean old nob of a rider

When the Balrog
Gets poor Gandalf
When poor Frodo Cries

I simply go and see the lord of the rings ( 4 the umpteenth time! )
And then i don't feel so bad!

TEE HEE HEE

StrawberryIcecream · 02-23-2002, 05:16 PM

Very good.

U DIDNT SAY THAT I MADE SOME OF THE ARWEN HELM'S DEEP VERSE!!!!!

ME! STRAWBERRYICECREAM!!!!

aldesign · 02-23-2002, 06:45 PM

i cant beleive how many pple like Elijah and Orlando,

ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmm.....Arwen

andy

***Earniel*** · 02-24-2002, 01:58 PM

Not right you say? Mmmm, couldn't agree more, yes definately. Everbody STOP liking Elijah, (he's MINE!!) Keep Legolas for all I care...

Nurancaiel · 02-24-2002, 02:13 PM

haha very funny...I think I will keep Legolas thank you very much

eowyn144 · 02-24-2002, 02:33 PM

no u won't!he's mine!hands off.

no hard feelings but legolas is my elf and my elf only!
p.s keep going with the song glorfindel but don't put ne strawberry verses in

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-24-2002, 02:45 PM

tee hee
thanx eowyn!
but i need more boring lessons 2 write more verses in!
i never thought i'd say this but:
can't wait till Monday!
oh well, i will have 2 come up with sumthin darned original! im running out of ideas
HELPP!!
tee hee hee
JUST WAIT TILL MONDAY
MWOOA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

StrawberryIcecream · 02-24-2002, 03:06 PM

Eowyn, you can be so mean sometimes. There is nothing wrong with my ideas. OH AND EOWYN!? LEGGY IS COMPLETELY crooked.

Laurelyn · 02-24-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eowyn144
no u won't!he's mine!hands off.
no hard feelings but legolas is my elf and my elf only!
p.s keep going with the song glorfindel but don't put ne strawberry verses in

I really don't care what you do to Legolas. However, Frodo . . . I will hold a catfight if nessecary . . .

The songs are great, btw. I laughed at the Legolas's hair gel bit.

Culiâiel · 02-24-2002, 03:19 PM

Hehe....I jsut want Elijah Wood, I like him before but ever since the movie came out I ahve been watching every movie possible with him in it.

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-24-2002, 03:24 PM

ha ha
tell me about it!
sum of my friends had a whole ELIJAH day!
they watched all the films they could with him in, even back to the future 2!
tee hee, he looks really sweet in that!
n e way, i really need help with sum ideas 4 poems, i am running low, oh well, have REALLY boring lessons 2 morrow, will make sum effort then.
Will keep u posted
tee hee hee

eowyn144 · 02-24-2002, 03:24 PM

same here!and every tv programme, interview, brief glimpse etc etc.
elijah is truly georgous and i think he's gr8
but then i also love legolas.and then pippin is kinda cute...
oh desicions desicions!!!!!!
p.s batas 2nite!yay!!!!!!

Laurelyn · 02-24-2002, 03:26 PM

We can't wait to hear more, Gloious Glorfindel.
BTW, from your name, I take it you weren't fond of Arwen in the movie?

eowyn144 · 02-24-2002, 03:26 PM

i was the one who had the elijah day!!!!!!!! it was sooooooo fun!!!!!!am thinking of making it an annual thing!or a monthly thing.or a weekly thing.or even a ... no that would be going a bit too far!

StrawberryIcecream · 02-24-2002, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aldesign
i cant beleive how many pple like Elijah and Orlando,

ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmm.....Arwen

andy

I lke Dominic thankyou very much. Im a very big fan of his stubble! It's so cute!

StrawberryIcecream · 02-24-2002, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eowyn144
i was the one who had the elijah day!!!!!!!! it was sooooooo fun!!!!!!am thinking of making it an annual thing!or a monthly thing.or a weekly thing.or even a ... no that would be going a bit too far!

uh excuse me! who had the idea? not u i fear! (oh dear god! too much tolkien!)

we'll have to try and hunt down bumblebee flys anyway for tom.. I mean next week! He's topless in it!

02-23-2002, 02:32 PM	#1
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	Funny film poems! I decided 2 write a poem about LotR ( duh ) to the tune of FAVORITE THINGS from the soind of music, in a totally boring lesson the other week. My friends thought it woz cool and told me 2 post it. What do u think? ( i personally don't think its that good, but neva mind! ) Old Bilbo's birthday in the shire The hobbits and strider sitting by the fire Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are fit But i must say i think gimli's a git! When Frodo's stabbed When Pippin blabs When poor Gandalf dies ( or does he?! ) I simply remember the lord of the rings And then i don't feel so bad! There r other verses, but they aren't so funny! and they do tend 2 ramble on about the awfulness of Arwen, DON'T GET ME STARTED! What do u all think? Try and make up other verses- REALLY boring lessons r a great time 2 do so! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-23-2002, 02:36 PM	#2
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	Wow that is great! I've got some maths classes coming up so I will have to have a go. I am afraid I might ramble on about how cute Frodo is and how lovely the elf is. Ah well I am a girl and such thing can be forgiven. And now to poetry! Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

02-23-2002, 03:05 PM	#3
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	wow!thats great hannah(sorry, i mean GLORIOUS GLORFINDEL!) btw way every1, i was one of the friends who thought it was cool! post the rest up please! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-23-2002, 03:16 PM	#4
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	Other verses! Here r sum more verses, there not the best, but its hard 2 do u know! When legolas and Gimli slew orcs at Helms Deep When Arwen did nothing to help, but sleep She stole Glorfindels horse and is such a w**e shes always begging aragorn 4 more! Legolas says where's my hair gel its been missing 4 days! I simply remember the lord of the rings and then i don't feel so bad! NO OFFENCE TO LEGOLAS FANS, AS I AM ONE OF THEM. IT IS JUST A JOKE! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it. Last edited by Glorious Glorfindel : 02-23-2002 at 03:20 PM.*

02-23-2002, 03:18 PM	#5
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	Yet more verses! God, u do not know how many lessons worth this is! Frodo and Sam, And Pippin and Merry All catch the good old Buckleberry Ferry When Frodo And Sam, Aragorn or Strider Where chased by a big mean old nob of a rider When the Balrog Gets poor Gandalf When poor Frodo Cries I simply go and see the lord of the rings ( 4 the umpteenth time! ) And then i don't feel so bad! TEE HEE HEE __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it. Last edited by Glorious Glorfindel : 02-23-2002 at 03:20 PM.

02-23-2002, 05:16 PM	#6
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Very good. U DIDNT SAY THAT I MADE SOME OF THE ARWEN HELM'S DEEP VERSE!!!!! ME! STRAWBERRYICECREAM!!!! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there. Last edited by StrawberryIcecream : 02-24-2002 at 02:30 PM.

02-23-2002, 06:45 PM	#7
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	i cant beleive how many pple like Elijah and Orlando, ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmm.....Arwen andy __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!

02-24-2002, 01:58 PM	#8
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Not right you say? Mmmm, couldn't agree more, yes definately. Everbody STOP liking Elijah, (he's MINE!!) Keep Legolas for all I care...

02-24-2002, 02:13 PM	#9
Nurancaiel Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Murrieta Califorina Posts: 8	haha very funny...I think I will keep Legolas thank you very much __________________ Nurancaiel Nai Tiruvantel ar varyuvantel I valar tielyanna nuvilya

02-24-2002, 02:33 PM	#10
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	no u won't!he's mine!hands off. no hard feelings but legolas is my elf and my elf only! p.s keep going with the song glorfindel but don't put ne strawberry verses in __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-24-2002, 02:45 PM	#11
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	tee hee thanx eowyn! but i need more boring lessons 2 write more verses in! i never thought i'd say this but: can't wait till Monday! oh well, i will have 2 come up with sumthin darned original! im running out of ideas HELPP!! tee hee hee JUST WAIT TILL MONDAY MWOOA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it. Last edited by Glorious Glorfindel : 02-24-2002 at 03:15 PM.

02-24-2002, 03:06 PM	#12
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Eowyn, you can be so mean sometimes. There is nothing wrong with my ideas. OH AND EOWYN!? LEGGY IS COMPLETELY crooked. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there. Last edited by StrawberryIcecream : 02-24-2002 at 03:20 PM.

02-24-2002, 03:19 PM	#14
Culiâiel Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Fransisco, California Posts: 2	Hehe....I jsut want Elijah Wood, I like him before but ever since the movie came out I ahve been watching every movie possible with him in it.

02-24-2002, 03:24 PM	#15
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	ha ha tell me about it! sum of my friends had a whole ELIJAH day! they watched all the films they could with him in, even back to the future 2! tee hee, he looks really sweet in that! n e way, i really need help with sum ideas 4 poems, i am running low, oh well, have REALLY boring lessons 2 morrow, will make sum effort then. Will keep u posted tee hee hee __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-24-2002, 03:26 PM	#17
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	We can't wait to hear more, Gloious Glorfindel. BTW, from your name, I take it you weren't fond of Arwen in the movie? __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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