You Know You Like Tolkien Too Much When . . .

Laurelyn · 01-23-2002, 10:52 PM

I love all the "You know you like blank too much when . . ." lists, and so I thought I'd start one based on J.R.R. Tolkien's books. Please add on . . . I know that there are funny ppl out there . . .-

~You insisted that your engagement/wedding ring be engraved with tiny little Runic characters
~- You wish your feet were bigger and only wear shoes when necessary.
~- After the movie your first response was: "I feel as a third of my being has been fulfilled"
~You insist the Tolkiens version of "The Cat and the Fiddle" was the original and so far all your friends have given up arguing with you.
~Gollum DOES live in your basement.
~You planted a Mallorn tree in your back yard when you were seven (but it hasn't grown quite yet).
~If anyone even mentions Balrog Wings, you’ll explode.
~Whenever someone knocks on your door, you say, "Pedo mellon a minno"
~You write lists like this one

01-23-2002, 10:52 PM	#1
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	You Know You Like Tolkien Too Much When . . . I love all the "You know you like blank too much when . . ." lists, and so I thought I'd start one based on J.R.R. Tolkien's books. Please add on . . . I know that there are funny ppl out there . . .- ~You insisted that your engagement/wedding ring be engraved with tiny little Runic characters ~- You wish your feet were bigger and only wear shoes when necessary. ~- After the movie your first response was: "I feel as a third of my being has been fulfilled" ~You insist the Tolkiens version of "The Cat and the Fiddle" was the original and so far all your friends have given up arguing with you. ~Gollum DOES live in your basement. ~You planted a Mallorn tree in your back yard when you were seven (but it hasn't grown quite yet). ~If anyone even mentions Balrog Wings, you’ll explode. ~Whenever someone knocks on your door, you say, "Pedo mellon a minno" ~You write lists like this one __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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