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Old 05-25-2010, 07:42 AM   #1
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Entmoot Ministry of Foreign Affairs




Welcome to Entmoot's Ministry of Foreign Affairs!


Our Motto is "Ad Augusta per Angusta" - To High Places by Narrow Roads


CURRENT ENTMOOT DEFCON LEVEL: 8


The mission of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is to work for the interests of Entmoot in Middle Earth and other distant Lands, to secure our freedom, security and well-being

We are a small, but richly endowed city-state located between the lands of Elves, Men, Hobbits, Dwarves, Orcs, Trolls and Other peoples. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs engages with our Allies to secure our interests and work to destroy the threats posed to our 'Moot

We have many Allies, from large cities to small towns, amongst them are:
Gondor (We have a Special Envoy in Minas Tirith)
The Shire (We have two representatives, both hobbits, in The Shire, one in Buckland and the other in Hobbiton)
Woodelves of Mirkwood (Our Ambassador is Varnafindë)
Lonely Mountain
Esgaroth (Lake Town)
Lothlorien
Moria (We haven't heard from our Ambassador here for a while...
Dorwinion

The main enemy of Entmoot is Mordor!

Any views, issues and questions concerning Entmoot's foreign relations can be addressed here! We are currently looking for an Ambassador to represent us in Umbar, south of Mordor. So if you like sailing, thrive in a dangerous city and don't mind getting shot at, please do send an application

May 2010,
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:02 PM   #2
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I'm not complaining, just wondering how is it, that Varna, an Elf of Imladris, is the Ambassador for Mirkwood? I do believe that she's perfectly capable of the task though.
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:46 PM   #3
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I'm not complaining, just wondering how is it, that Varna, an Elf of Imladris, is the Ambassador for Mirkwood? I do believe that she's perfectly capable of the task though.
The MOF can not really speculate as to why President Acally chose Varnafindë as Entmoot's Ambassador to Mirkwood. Perhaps her excellent people skills? The MOF appoints Ambassadors where an appointment by the President is lacking to answer your question, but Varnafinde is a Presidential appointment As seen here:

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Ambassador to Mirkwood ~ Varnafindë
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But unbeknownst to the duellists, their fierce fight had disturbed an ancient, powerful entity deep beneath the forums of Entmoot. A foul beast that had been laying there in a deep, dreamless sleep for millennia. A demonic creature that never should have been awakened!

A Balrog of Morgoth emerges
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Oh doom of this day, it's a balrog!
Ah... this explains the latest period of silence from our dear Ambassador to Moria

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs considers the Balrog to be a grave threat to the security of Entmoot We therefore raise the Entmoot Defcon Alert to Level 7 (10 being for full-blown invasion from Mordor)!!!!!!

Jonathan and Hector, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
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Old 05-25-2010, 02:10 PM   #4
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Hector, what the heck are you up to?! Drinking and proposing music?! Blast! Demand reinforcements instead
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Yeah, I think you're right Jonathan!

HAAAAALLLLPP!
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has upped the Entmoot Defcon Alert to Level 8 in accordance with the desperate pleas of Mister Hector and Mister Jonathan (Vice-President and Attorney General after all!)

At Level 8 the Enting Elite Forces (EEF) are activated!!!

Save our Vice-President!!! Off to Moria boys!!!
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:15 PM   #5
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Maybe the Balrog would calm down if we made him the new Ambassador to Moria.
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