01-21-2010, 10:05 PM | #1 | |
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The United States' Super-Secret Evil Weapon
According to Hugo Chavez, the United States has developed a secret weapon capable of creating floods, droughts, hurricanes and earthquakes. Its sinister plan is to use this weapon on Iran in an ultimate showdown, but before it could use this weapon, it had to be tested . . . who was to be the victim? No one would care about those poor people of Haiti, so we would use it there . . .
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LOL!!!! Is the man trying to give us a stand-up comedy routine??? This stuff is just too good.
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01-22-2010, 01:16 AM | #2 |
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That man IS a stand-up comedy routine . This is incredibly hilarious.
And by the way, hi Lief *wave*
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01-22-2010, 02:12 AM | #3 |
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Thanks . Good to see you again too!
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01-22-2010, 03:17 AM | #4 |
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Does this mean Obama is actually....Lex Luthor
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01-22-2010, 03:50 AM | #5 |
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Besides, everyone knows the earthquake was caused by Haiti's deal with the Devil.
And Pat Robertson's a pretty good authority on selling your soul to Satan for the things of this world.
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01-22-2010, 11:07 AM | #6 | |
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True, Chávez has acted like a clown in many respects, but when I read this article I seriously doubt he himself would have stated such things. We know nothing about the mouthpiece, what status he has or whether he is the mouthpiece of the whole party or only of Chavez, or anything really.
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01-22-2010, 12:20 PM | #7 |
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Heh, I remember how a couple of months ago, one or two Indian newspapers ran with a story from the Onion how Neil Armstrong admitted in the face of 'overwhelming evidence' that he obviously couldn't have been to the moon, and that it must have been all a lie.
That said, you Americans have a secret weapon capable of creating floods, droughts, hurricanes and earthquakes?! And you aren't sharing? I'm deeply disappointed.
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01-22-2010, 12:26 PM | #8 |
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Well... we really wanted to keep it a secret. So it's too bad it's gotten out now. The truly awkward thing about it is that Venezuela was to be the next targeted location, as we work toward eventually doing Iran.
That is... Venezuela is next if you don't count Belgium. But who would notice Belgium anyway?
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01-22-2010, 02:28 PM | #9 |
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Suprised Telc didnt beat Lief to this announcement on here (complete with the standard race/bible conspiracy argument and 36 exclamation marks.)
And wait till Chavez finds out about Operation Eclipse designed to keep the sun from shining on any other country but America...
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01-22-2010, 02:34 PM | #10 |
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*** shhhhhh... you're gonna spoil the whole thing! ***
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01-22-2010, 04:03 PM | #11 |
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Lol!
I've got to show my brother this story when he gets home from college today. He'll get such a kick out of it.
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Ah well, you better make it a nice hurricane then. I'm not going to be wiped off the surface of the earth by anything less!
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01-22-2010, 04:32 PM | #13 |
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*Random European, looking out over a part of the North Sea that used to be Belgium*
"Hm, didn't the EU have a parliament around here somewhere? Oh well it doesn't matter, there's still the parliament in Strasbourg." *munches Swiss chocolate* As Val said, who would notice?
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01-22-2010, 04:37 PM | #14 |
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Et tu Brutus?
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! But you'd miss the short stories, oh yes, you would....
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01-22-2010, 04:41 PM | #15 |
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What are you so grumpy about, you're Dutch and not Belgian, right?
Truth be told I'd miss them, AND the chocolate...
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01-22-2010, 05:22 PM | #16 |
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Only if Mari adopts me, I'm afraid.
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01-22-2010, 05:59 PM | #17 |
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There's also Norwegian chocolate
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01-23-2010, 04:25 AM | #19 |
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Roald Dahl's parents might've been Norwegian but I wouldn't say Willy Wonka's candy is
Sliding back on topic, this isn't the first time I hear of alleged earthquake weapons. The Kobe earthquake in 1995 (the costliest disaster ever to fall upon a single country) resulted in thousands of deaths, massive damage and a stock market crash, and some Japanese debated whether the quake had been the display of a new doomsday weapon and an act of war. There were accusations that Aum Shinrikyo (the cult behind the Tokyo subway sarin gas attacks in 1995) possessed, or at least tried to research, the means to trigger earthquakes. I guess it can be kind of soothing to blame unfathomable disasters with huge random death tolls, on the evil of man. It gives an explanation to the inexplicable.
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01-23-2010, 08:58 AM | #20 |
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Sure thing. My sister's room is empty anyway
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