Star Wars "lol" play

SCENE: cloud city, Luke sees storm troopers carrying something ( Han Solo ).
The storm troopers disappear around a corner.
Luke follows.
Bobba Fett jumps out and fires at Luke.
Luke: Ow! You’re tickling me.
Bobba Fett: Sorry… *Disappears around the corner*
Luke follows.
Lea jumps out of a door
Lea: It’s a trap!!!
Luke: What kind of trap ?
Lea: I don’t know !!
Luke: Then I’m sure it’s perfectly safe!
Lea: You idiot!
Stormtroopers pull Lea in.
Luke slowly walks in the room.
Darth Vader: hhhhhhhh
Luke: Whew! Bad breath!
Darth Vader pulls out his Lightsaber.
Luke pulls out his Lightsaber.
Lightsabers: Bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!
Luke falls into the freezing chamber.
Darth Vader: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!!!
Luke: Yeehah this!
Luke jumps out of the freezing chamber and bangs his head on the ceiling before grabbing hold of some wires near the ceiling.
Luke: Ow.
Darth Vader: Impressive!
Darth Vader attacks Luke with the Lightsaber.
Luke dodges.
Darth Vader: Most impressive!… can you do that again ?
Luke: I’m a busy man!
Darth Vader: Please ?
Luke: Don’t anger me!!
Darth Vader: Pretty pretty please ?
Luke: I WARNED YOU !!!!!!!!!
Luke slices Darth Vader’s head off.
Luke:Mouhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha!!!
Yoda enters
Yoda: You gave in to your hate Luke! You are the new Darth Vader now!
Luke: Yes!! And now I’ll destroy you!!!
Yoda: You don’t know the force!
Luke: But I’m bigger than you!!
Yoda: Size matters not… Hey, what are you laughing at ?
Luke: hee hee hee hee ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha!!!!!!
Yoda: hee hee ha ha ha ha ha he hee heeee he ha!!!!!!
Lea: heeee haa ha ha ha hah he ha he ha!!!!!!
Bobba fett: hee hee hee haaaaa he he he heeee ha heeee ha!!!!!!
Darth Vader’s head: heee ha ha heeeeeee ha he heee haa haaaaaaa!!!!!!
……… Excuse us for any inconvenience…but our characters are insane because of Luke’s insane laugh. We’ll get them treated as soon as possible.

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The amazing part of that is that every word doesn't end in "z"

:lol: I noticed that too.

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cute, Niffy.

:lol: I´m writing to SW.com suggesting you if Lucas need some help to end the script for Ep.2 "The lol wars"

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"Cute Niffy" :lol:
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