Revelations

hectorberlioz · 04-01-2008, 11:11 PM

Dear Mooters, I have a revelation to convey to you. I can no longer live with this secret on my back. I've thought about revealing this to my closer Entmoot friends, but never had the courage. I think I owe it to the Entmoot community to come clean.

Four years ago I was arrested for stealing a coconut.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-01-2008, 11:16 PM

That's so odd. Four years ago I was charged with receiving stolen tropical produce, but let off on a technicality.

Nautipus · 04-01-2008, 11:17 PM

So it was YOU! Jerk.

inked · 04-01-2008, 11:18 PM

Apococonyptic, eh, HB? That should disqualify you from office, except that it's such small coconut to Hillary's lying about sniper fire, I mean, mis-speaking about sniper fire, uhh, mis-speaking about hearing a bee; that, and her "experience" in the White House. (I still haven't figured out how the Monica experience qualifies Hillary for the office of President, but I'm just slow, I guess.)

Anyway, this shouldn't disqualify you from office. I mean - look at Amin-whatever in Iran.

What's one coconut arrest amongst friends? Forget it. Keep up the campaign. Just don't get caught like that Spitzer guy did, ok?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:20 PM

That's very, very odd. Four years ago I was accused of having a head shaped like a coconut!

hectorberlioz · 04-01-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inked

that it's such small coconut to Hillary's lying about sniper fire, I mean, mis-speaking about sniper fire, uhh, mis-speaking

Dont you mean Hillary's miss-fired speaking?

inked · 04-01-2008, 11:22 PM

That coconut thing is all relative anyway, HB. Let it go.

Yes, mis-fired speaking! You see it is all RELATIVE. Now, let it go! The coconut, I mean.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-01-2008, 11:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7P59YBoz_o

I love Harry Nilsson.

hectorberlioz · 04-01-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inked

That coconut thing is all relative anyway, HB. Let it go.

Seems pretty solid in my hand though...

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:27 PM

Very funny, Sis!

inked · 04-01-2008, 11:31 PM

HB, "seems pretty solid in my hand" will probably be explained as relative by The Gaffer when he gets time. He sorta promised on another thread but claimed he was busy or sumpin or t'other.

Let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hectorberlioz · 04-01-2008, 11:33 PM

Sure

. Who should I throw it at?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:33 PM

Sis.

Nautipus · 04-01-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

Sis.

The can....it is opened.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:41 PM

*readies water cannons* Yes. Yes it is.

(yay the rule is back to normal!)

***HOBBIT*** · 04-01-2008, 11:46 PM

Well, I can't vote for you now.

Nautipus · 04-01-2008, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

*readies water cannons* Yes. Yes it is.

(yay the rule is back to normal!)

This time sis's on her own. After all the thanks I got last time. *walks out to bed*

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:51 PM

Don't you want to see the fun?!

katya · 04-01-2008, 11:51 PM

Oh, it's no big deal, Hector. My uncle was put in jail for shooting coconuts with a gun once, but I don't let a little bit of coconut murder get in the way of a relationship, let alone simple coconut kidnapping. No worries.

The thing about my uncle is 100% true, though.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 11:53 PM

wow. That's......odd.

04-01-2008, 11:11 PM	#1
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Revelations Dear Mooters, I have a revelation to convey to you. I can no longer live with this secret on my back. I've thought about revealing this to my closer Entmoot friends, but never had the courage. I think I owe it to the Entmoot community to come clean. Four years ago I was arrested for stealing a coconut. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-01-2008, 11:16 PM	#2
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	That's so odd. Four years ago I was charged with receiving stolen tropical produce, but let off on a technicality. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

04-01-2008, 11:17 PM	#3
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	So it was YOU! Jerk. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

04-01-2008, 11:18 PM	#4
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Apococonyptic, eh, HB? That should disqualify you from office, except that it's such small coconut to Hillary's lying about sniper fire, I mean, mis-speaking about sniper fire, uhh, mis-speaking about hearing a bee; that, and her "experience" in the White House. (I still haven't figured out how the Monica experience qualifies Hillary for the office of President, but I'm just slow, I guess.) Anyway, this shouldn't disqualify you from office. I mean - look at Amin-whatever in Iran. What's one coconut arrest amongst friends? Forget it. Keep up the campaign. Just don't get caught like that Spitzer guy did, ok? __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

04-01-2008, 11:20 PM	#5
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	That's very, very odd. Four years ago I was accused of having a head shaped like a coconut! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

04-01-2008, 11:22 PM	#7
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	That coconut thing is all relative anyway, HB. Let it go. Yes, mis-fired speaking! You see it is all RELATIVE. Now, let it go! The coconut, I mean. __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941 Last edited by inked : 04-01-2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason: responsorial interaction field fluctuation

04-01-2008, 11:25 PM	#8
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7P59YBoz_o I love Harry Nilsson. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

04-01-2008, 11:27 PM	#10
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Very funny, Sis! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

04-01-2008, 11:31 PM	#11
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	HB, "seems pretty solid in my hand" will probably be explained as relative by The Gaffer when he gets time. He sorta promised on another thread but claimed he was busy or sumpin or t'other. Let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

04-01-2008, 11:33 PM	#12
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Sure. Who should I throw it at? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-01-2008, 11:33 PM	#13
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Sis. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

04-01-2008, 11:41 PM	#15
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	readies water cannons Yes. Yes it is. (yay the rule is back to normal!) __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

04-01-2008, 11:46 PM	#16
*HOBBIT* Saviour of Entmoot Admiral Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: NC/NJ (no longer Same place as bmilder.) Posts: 61,986	Well, I can't vote for you now. __________________ President Emeritus (2000-2004) Private message (or email) me if you need any assistance. I am here to help! "I'm up to here with cool, ok? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis" - Zaphod Beeblebrox Latest Blog Post: Just Quit Facebook? No One Cares!

04-01-2008, 11:51 PM	#18
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Don't you want to see the fun?! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

04-01-2008, 11:51 PM	#19
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Oh, it's no big deal, Hector. My uncle was put in jail for shooting coconuts with a gun once, but I don't let a little bit of coconut murder get in the way of a relationship, let alone simple coconut kidnapping. No worries. The thing about my uncle is 100% true, though.

04-01-2008, 11:53 PM	#20
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	wow. That's......odd. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

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