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06-08-2007, 06:33 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2007
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Badass Quotient System List (some LOTR character included)
I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...
But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is. Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Badass Quotient) System: Fire Ant ---------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1 Sewer Rat ------------------------------------------------ BAQ = 10 Chihuahua ------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 100 Drunk Redneck armed with a pool cue -------- BAQ = 1,000 Green Beret armed with a machete ------------ BAQ = 10,000 Silverback Gorilla ------------------------------------- BAQ = 100,000 Black Rhino -------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1,000,000 Tyrannosaurus Rex ---------------------------------- BAQ = 10,000,000 It would take about 10 fire ants to evenly fight 1 sewer rat. It would take about 10 sewer rats to evenly fight 1 Chiwawa. It would take about 10 Chihuahuas to evenly fight 1 drunk redneck armed with a pool cue. ETC... Now we have a scale on which we can use to measure the "Bad-assness" of almost anyone or anything! Here are just a few examples (the compleate list can be found here http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html): Butterfly ================================================= 0 BAQ Fire Ant ------------------------------------------------------------- 1 BAQ Wasp ================================================== = 3 BAQ Gerbil ================================================== = 5 BAQ Tarantula ================================================= 7 BAQ Sewer Rat ---------------------------------------------------------- 10 BAQ Rabbit ================================================== 35 BAQ Vampire Bat ============================================== 49 BAQ House Cat ================================================ 88 BAQ Lobster ================================================== 90 BAQ Chihuahua ----------------------------------------------------------- 100 BAQ Rooster (armed with cock-fighting spurs) ========================== 102 BAQ Possum ================================================== 287 BAQ Munchkin - from "Wizard of Oz" ================================= 289 BAQ Gilligan ================================================== = 306 BAQ Oompa Loompa - from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" ============== 308 BAQ Barn Owl ================================================== 421 BAQ Peewee Herman ============================================= 422 BAQ 3PCO - from "Star Wars" ======================================= 449 BAQ Crack Whore ================================================ 550 BAQ Zombie ================================================== == 749 BAQ Woopi Goldburge ============================================= 831 BAQ Howard Stern ================================================ 852 BAQ Hawkeye Pierce - from the tv show "M.A.S.H." ======================== 856 BAQ Rush Limbaugh =============================================== 998 BAQ Drunk Redneck armed with a pool cue ---------------------- 1,000 BAQ George W. Bush ============================================= 1,105 BAQ Ferris Bueller - from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" ========================= 1,290 BAQ Jeffrey Dahmer =============================================== 1,301 BAQ Tiger Woods (armed with golf club) ================================= 1,439 BAQ Jack Sparrow - from "Pirates of the Caribbean" (unarmed) ================= 1,685 BAQ Gremlin - from the movie "Gremlins" ================================ 1,696 BAQ Stalin ================================================== ==== 1,985 BAQ Pimp ================================================== ==== 1,990 BAQ Wolf ================================================== ===== 2,144 BAQ Boa Constrictor =============================================== 2,312 BAQ OJ Simpson (with glove and knife) =================================== 3,100 BAQ Virgil Tibbs - from "In the Heat of the Night" ============================= 3,148 BAQ Wolverine - the animal ============================================ 3,345 BAQ Tony Montana - from "Scarface" (unarmed) ============================= 3,507 BAQ R2D2 - from "Star Wars" ========================================== 3,965 BAQ Matador (armed with red cape and lance) ============================== 3,989 BAQ Snake Plissken from "Escape from New York" (unarmed) ================== 6,010 BAQ Hannibal Lector ================================================ 6,047 BAQ Orc Soldier - from "Lord of the Rings" (armed with sword) =================== 7,093 BAQ Sumo Wrestler ================================================= 7,810 BAQ New York City Fire Fighter (armed with ax) ============================= 7,896 BAQ Mike Tyson ================================================== = 7,961 BAQ Rocky Balboa - from the movie "Rocky" =============================== 8,501 BAQ B.A. Baracus - from the "A-Team" (unarmed) =========================== 8,627 BAQ Chuck Norris ================================================== 8,812 BAQ Green Beret armed with a machete ------------------------- 10,000 BAQ Jackie Chan ================================================== 12,791 BAQ L.A. Cop (armed) ============================================== 15,480 BAQ Alligator ================================================== == 16,812 BAQ Chewbacca - from "Star Wars" (unarmed) ============================ 19,947 BAQ Rambo (armed with his knife) ===================================== 19,990 BAQ Jack Sparrow - from "Pirates of the Caribbean" (armed with sword and musket) = 20,005 BAQ "7 of 9" - from "Star Trek" (unarmed) ================================ 21,947 BAQ Harry Callahan - from "Dirty Harry" (armed)============================ 22,110 BAQ Worf - from "Star Trek" (unarmed) ================================== 31,014 BAQ Zbigniew Krycsiwiki AKA "Jaws" - henchman/villan from James Bond movies === 40,801 BAQ Elf (armed with sword) ========================================== 42,260 BAQ Lion ================================================== ===== 48,585 BAQ Conan the Barbarian (armed with sword) ============================= 52,026 BAQ Borg Drone - from "Star Trek" ===================================== 68,992 BAQ Worf - from "Star Trek" (armed with Batleth) =========================== 71,004 BAQ Vampire ================================================== == 79,323 BAQ Medieval Knight (full armor, on horseback, armed with sword and sheald) ====== 81,150 BAQ Jason - from "Friday the 13th" (armed with machete) ==================== 91,313 BAQ Phoenix - from Greek mythology ================================== 98,200 BAQ Silverback Gorilla -------------------------------------- 100,000 BAQ bull ================================================== ===== 101,693 BAQ Indiana Jones (armed with his whip & gun) =========================== 101,771 BAQ Robocop (armed) ============================================= 120,100 BAQ James Bond (armed with his gun) ================================= 131,007 BAQ Tony Montana - from "Scarface" (armed with his "little friend") ============= 150,507 BAQ Raptor ================================================== === 152,560 BAQ Chimera - from Greek mythology ================================== 189,324 BAQ Green Beret (armed with AK47) =================================== 190,221 BAQ Alien - from the movie "Aliens" ==================================== 203,331 BAQ B.A. Baracus - from the "A-Team" (armed with AK47) =================== 203,627 BAQ Rambo (armed with AK47 and his knife) ============================= 220,603 BAQ Colonial Marine - from the movie "Aliens" (with pulse rifle/grenade launcher) ==== 290,320 BAQ Wonder Woman (armed with lasso and bracelets) ====================== 291,239 BAQ Darth Vader (unarmed) ========================================= 292,405 BAQ Predator - from the movie "Predator" (armed) ========================== 309,811 BAQ Black Rhino --------------------------------------- 1,000,000 BAQ Boba Fett - From "Star Wars" (armed) =============================== 1,000,059 BAQ Vasquez - Colonial Marine from the movie "Aliens" (armed with "Smart Gun") === 1,005,622 BAQ Darth Vader (armed with light saber) ================================ 1,703,405 BAQ Graboid - from the movie "Tremors" ================================= 2,164,403 BAQ Ellephant ================================================== = 3,064,416 BAQ Oliphaunt ================================================== = 9,193,248 BAQ Clifford the Big Red Dog ========================================= 9,224,710 BAQ Tyrannosaurus Rex ----------------------------------- 10,000,000 BAQ Incredible Hulk ============================================== 10,005,106 BAQ Magneto - from X-men movie ==================================== 12,200,943 BAQ Giant - from "Jack and the Bean Stalk" ============================ 22,001,274 BAQ King Kong ================================================= 90,567,890 BAQ Smaug - the dragon from "The Hobbit" ============================ 101,020,680 BAQ Godzilla ================================================== 101,052,302 BAQ Kraken - from "Clash of the Titans" =============================== 120,425,300 BAQ Zeus - king of the Greek gods ================================= 2,009,907,329 BAQ You can find the whole list here: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Questions for all of you... 1) What do you think your own BAQ is? (Be honest.) 2) Who or what should I add to the above list. 3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands? Last edited by suncrafter : 07-08-2007 at 10:45 AM. |
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06-08-2007, 05:17 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2007
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I don't think you've met many sewer rats. A PICTURE of a sewer rat could take a Chihuahua.
 or Jeffrey Dahmer, who only dared pick on children. >:-(
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06-08-2007, 05:37 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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And supposedly he is a pretty good fighter too. First thing I did was when he charged me, ducked then grabbed his arm and hauled myself up behind him, and wrestled his tin can ass out of the saddle. I think he fall winded him, much to my advantage. He then did the whole sword and sheild thing, so I used the staff as a spear and kept him at bay, then whacked him HARD when he charged me. I admit, he did catch me with his sheild once or twice, and that hurt. But all in all, I ended up breaking my staff over his head and that was the end of him. I still have his sword. It's a monsterous brute. Heh, he was black and blue all over, and I was untouched. So...that would make my badassness what?
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06-08-2007, 07:16 PM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
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 So what do you think: up for a match with Darth Vader with a lightsaberthingy? You have my support though!
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06-09-2007, 02:53 AM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Oh yeah, Darth is my play toy. I'll jam that lightsaber up his even darker side, where the sun dont shine.
Bwahahahahaaa........
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-09-2007, 08:41 PM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
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 ouch!Well, that brings your badassness up considerably.
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Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply.
...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... |
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06-16-2007, 09:25 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2007
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06-16-2007, 11:27 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Internet
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Clifford the Big Red Dog above an Oliphaunt??? Rabbit and Chihuahua above Sewer Rat? (What kind of sewer rat are you thinking of?) And I bet a barn owl could take C3PO. Cool list though. Neat story Sane! Oh, and I think my own BAQ would be about 308.
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Don't be hasty! Thanks so much to Last Child of Ungoliant, Twista, and BeardofPants for my avatar! Last edited by tolkienfan : 06-19-2007 at 11:38 AM. |
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06-17-2007, 02:12 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA
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I'm pretty sure a rooster could destroy a munchkin...
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06-21-2007, 10:17 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Er, sure if you want, sorry I havent checked this thread in a while.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-08-2007, 10:42 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2007
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I've updated my "Bad-A** Quotient" list! Unfortunetly the list is now too large to post here...
So if you want to see the NEW list, you will need to visit: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Here are just a few of the 100 or so people/things that I added to the list: Goose ================================================== ========== 205 BAQ Triumph - the insult comic dog =================================== 311 BAQ Mahatma Gandhi ================================================== = 409 BAQ Mr. Noodle ================================================== ===== 411 BAQ Stephanie - from "Lazy Town" ==================================== 498 BAQ "Bogeyman" ================================================== ===== 500 BAQ Paris Hilton ================================================== === 565 BAQ Sarah Silverman ================================================ 1,091 BAQ Al Franken ================================================== === 1,155 BAQ Charlie Chaplin ================================================ 2,585 BAQ Xenia Onatopp - from "GoldenEye" ============================== 6,022 BAQ Kira Nerys - from "Star Trek" ================================== 6,040 BAQ Genghis Khan (armed with spear, club and fuzzy hat) =========== 19,549 BAQ Captain America (armed with his shield) ===================== 44,966 BAQ Alyx Vance - from "Half-Life 2" (armed with pistol & shotgun)= 290,967 BAQ Rancor - monster from "Return of the Jedi" ================ 13,909,786 BAQ Mothra ================================================== = 115,537,207 BAQ Superman =============================================== 1,002,065,711 BAQ Like I said, the whole list (all 259) can be found here: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Who or what else should I add to the list? |
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09-03-2007, 05:39 AM
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Hobbit
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