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Old 09-21-2006, 07:51 PM   #1
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Goodbye Planet Earth...

Note the second to last sentence especially.
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:23 PM   #2
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Heh! Just makes me think of a cool Duran Duran song......
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:37 PM   #3
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I'll jump in if they take volunteers. Get my ass outta here!
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Old 09-21-2006, 10:19 PM   #4
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Goodbye Planet Earth...
Planning suicide? Need counseling?
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Old 09-21-2006, 10:25 PM   #5
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* They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low.
i won't ever mention the sheer hilarity of that sentance....

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* The risk is calculated at about 10 to the minus 40 - a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000 chance.
well then, i certainly feel safe now...some scientists who want to open a portal to another dimension not only tell me the chance of destroying the planet is "extremely low", AND they go to the trouble of calculating it! let's get these guys a f***ing FRUIT BASKET!
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:30 PM   #6
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i won't ever mention the sheer hilarity of that sentance....
EXACTLY. It's so funny, it makes it easier to pretend it's not true...


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well then, i certainly feel safe now...some scientists who want to open a portal to another dimension not only tell me the chance of destroying the planet is "extremely low", AND they go to the trouble of calculating it! let's get these guys a f***ing FRUIT BASKET!
Hear, feckin' hear.

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Planning suicide? Need counseling?
Naw; just predicting the destruction of our little green world.
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:58 PM   #7
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yeah...i just happened to take a bill murrey line...(ghostbusters)
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:09 AM   #8
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If this was a book from Preston and Child there would for sure go something horribly wrong with this experiment. Still, it's 'comforting' to know that they took the danger of destroying the earth into their risk calculations.
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:46 AM   #9
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So, they are "truly journeying into unknown territory", yet they know the probability of a catastrophic adverse event to 40 decimal places...

And I'm guessing their marketing people got them to prop it up on its side so it looks like the portal out of Stargate.
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:11 AM   #10
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Science: Accidentally destroying the world in pursuit of knowledge since 2006.

Is it weird that I laughed at the part where they calculated the chance of accidentally destroying the planet? Because... I did. Hee.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:15 AM   #11
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building a portal to the unknown: 1000000000000000000000000000000000$
hiring the crew and team to work on it: 1000000000000000000000000000000000$
money given to world hunger: 0
knowing that we only have a -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance of all being destroyed...priceless.
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On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:49 AM   #12
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money given to world hunger: 0
I assumed all along that the purpose was to create a dimensional rift into Oprah's larder, thus guaranteeing an inexhaustible supply of pop-tarts and cookie dough.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #13
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Jeez louise, buncha farts. I think it's freakin' cool.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:30 PM   #14
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It is really funny .
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:35 PM   #15
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"Science: Accidentally destroying the world in pursuit of knowledge since 2006."

Actually, they said next year.

But that is totally going in my sig.
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:48 PM   #16
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Jeez louise, buncha farts. I think it's freakin' cool.

So do I. Except for the whole chanceofaccidentallydestroyingtheplanet thing.
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:04 PM   #17
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I cannot express in any words I know how funny and hopelessly... hopeless that whole thing is. *shakes head in wonder* Yes, very interesting and all that... mini big bangs, etc. But really, they're trying to explain how the supposedly original Big Bang happened when they can't even prove that that is how the universe was--AND I QUOTE!!!!--"created". Scientists really throw me into a state of unbelief. How can you sit there and make this amazingly powerful machine to create miniscule versions of what you term 'the big bang', and then say that this 'Big Bang' just... happened. *is clueless*
Anyway, I hope they find an answer to all their questions.


I agree with the 'destroy the world' ratio. Holy Crap. That's like something directly out of Spiderman. Swedish Doc Oc. (Or were they Swedish?) Not to mention... *shakes head* I will never understand folks like this. They really know nothing, but they can quote figures and charts like they have the answers to life, the universe, and everything.
You know, that whole thing sounds like something Garth Adams would have come up with for Hitchhikers. It's that corny.
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:35 PM   #18
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"Science: Accidentally destroying the world in pursuit of knowledge since 2006."

Actually, they said next year.

But that is totally going in my sig.
Haha, you rock. Cheers.
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:26 PM   #19
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Yes, very interesting and all that... mini big bangs, etc. But really, they're trying to explain how the supposedly original Big Bang happened when they can't even prove that that is how the universe was--AND I QUOTE!!!!--"created".
No, they're more like trying to copy, rather than explain, what supposedly happened during Big Bang (and what might happen when stars explode etc). That is they're trying to transform energy into mass.

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I agree with the 'destroy the world' ratio. Holy Crap. That's like something directly out of Spiderman. Swedish Doc Oc. (Or were they Swedish?)
Doc Oc wasn't Swedish.
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I think she meant a Swedish version of Doc Oc. But aren't the scientists in the article Swiss?
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