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01-20-2006, 08:25 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Humorous Summaries
The basic idea behind this is to create very brief, humourous summaries of books. To get ideas, try out www.rinkworks.com (Book-A-Minute section)
I'll start it off with The Hobbit... GANDALF & 13 DWARVES: Hey Bilbo, wanna go to a horribly evil dragon's lair? BILBO:  (Faints)THORIN: Bother. Guess we'll have to drag him along with us... [They go to deep, scary goblin mountains and do a lot of stuff] GOLLUM: MY PRECIOUSSSS!!! [They go into dark, scary woods and do a lot of stuff] BILBO: Bother. Guess I'll have to save the dwarves now... [They go into a horribly evil dragon's lair] SMAUG: I'm the horribly evil dragon. MUAHAHAHA!!! (He goes and gets shot by an obscure character) [There's a big battle] BILBO: I'm bored. Let's go home. Oh, drat! Someone's sold all of my stuff. Bother. Guess I'll have to get it all back...Hey, what's this shiny gold ring?
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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