Lessons and Questions

02-03-2001, 10:39 PM

In the tradition of the "Best thing" and "Worst Thing Done Recently" posts, here is a place to add any little lessons you have learned lately. Mine so far (learned mostly during finals week) are:
--Caffine is not a substitute for sleep
--Friends and chocolate are the two most powerful antidepressants in the known universe
--Next year, I will be an Auftauschulerin (I think that's the word; any German speakers, please correct me)
--Gollum sounds reeeally funny with a lisp (I just got a retainer, and tried to read LOTR with it)
--The pants go on BEFORE the shoes!

02-03-2001, 11:16 PM

Thrown milk + Bully = Black-out

And if you throw the bowl more slowly, you have more control over it (I increased my bowling average 30 pins this way)

02-04-2001, 12:31 AM

A Lesson Learned:

If the Mrs asks you what she was wearing the day you met, and (horrors!) you actually don't remember...

...tell her that you never noticed in the first place, since all you could see was her eyes!

(She might not believe you, but she'll let you get away with it!)

02-03-2001, 10:39 PM	#1
dunedain lady Guest Posts: n/a	Lessons and Questions In the tradition of the "Best thing" and "Worst Thing Done Recently" posts, here is a place to add any little lessons you have learned lately. Mine so far (learned mostly during finals week) are: --Caffine is not a substitute for sleep --Friends and chocolate are the two most powerful antidepressants in the known universe --Next year, I will be an Auftauschulerin (I think that's the word; any German speakers, please correct me) --Gollum sounds reeeally funny with a lisp (I just got a retainer, and tried to read LOTR with it) --The pants go on BEFORE the shoes!

02-03-2001, 11:16 PM	#2
Bullroarer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lessons and Questions Thrown milk + Bully = Black-out And if you throw the bowl more slowly, you have more control over it (I increased my bowling average 30 pins this way)

02-04-2001, 12:31 AM	#3
Gilthalion Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lessons and Questions A Lesson Learned: If the Mrs asks you what she was wearing the day you met, and (horrors!) you actually don't remember... ...tell her that you never noticed in the first place, since all you could see was her eyes! (She might not believe you, but she'll let you get away with it!)