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05-26-2004, 11:22 PM
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Elf Lord
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Seinfeld LOTR?
In the spirit of Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove, some characters could have multiple roles.
Jerry Seinfeld as Gandalf and Aragorn would have some interesting meetings. 1- At Orthanc as Gandalf with Newman as Saruman: Hello, Saruman! Hello, Gandalf! 2-In Rohan as Aragorn with Elaine Benes as Eowyn. (He tells her he's got a "relationship" with an elf). Eowyn says "get out" and pushes him in his chest with both her hands. George Steinbrenner as Theoden. Newman is Wormtongue: Hello Wormtongue! Hello, Mithrandir! Oh, and the Soup Nazi could cater the birthday party. The dwarf (Kramer's friend) is, of course, Gimli, with Cosmo as Legolas. Mr. Peterman as Denethor?
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05-27-2004, 01:42 PM
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mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity
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Kramer as Gollum...
George as Sam... 
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05-27-2004, 03:36 PM
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The Blobbit
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I loooooove the 'hello Saruman'! What about the lawyer (jackie Chiles?).. hmm... Does that make Elaine the ringbearer!? 
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05-27-2004, 03:51 PM
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High King at Annuminas Administrator
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Maybe 'Bundy' should play Legolas... and who do we use the big mechanic for?... you know, the one who plays Raymond's brother in 'Everyone Loves Raymond'? The guy who took off with Jerry's car because he didn't change the oil often enough...
 (EDIT: - oh, and George as Radagast)
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05-27-2004, 03:57 PM
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I'd like to see Kramer's interpretation of Elrond.
And maybe the parents of George's fiance (what were their names?) could be Celeborn + Galadriel.
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05-27-2004, 05:32 PM
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Elf Lord
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Not sure which, but either Jerry's or George's parents as the S-B's, and the other parents as the Gaffer and his wife.
And a second role for Jerry's mom as Ioreth. Considering that Gollum's lost so many teeth I suppose it's safe to say he's an anti-dentite. George could be the one be the ringbearer, assuming he did everything the opposite to the way he would think they should be done. Elaine would be good as one of the Fellowship, unless she got a thing for Boromir (unless he suspected that she didn't believe in Eru). Boromir: "Hey, I'm not the one going into the void when I die!"
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05-27-2004, 11:41 PM
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Enting
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Kramer should definitely have a few major roles. I've always had a soft spot for him, ever since one of my schoolteachers told me my mannerisms were very Kramer-esque. I think Kramer would be a great Gandalf, to start off with, and you could do wonderful things with him as Tom Bombadil, couldn't you?
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05-28-2004, 02:26 PM
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The Blobbit
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Lucky you Mrs Maggot!
I kinda see Krammer as Frodo with Stan the Caddy as Sam. Hmm, maybe being in my head isn't a good idea... 
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