Now a nightmare song list

coolismo · 01-25-2002, 09:58 AM

The A’capella of Elrond

(to Didoo Ron Ron)

Elrond: I sat in on a battle 3ooo years gon’ by

Fellowship: Did You El-Rond rond Did you Elrond?

I thought that victory would pass me by

Did you El etc etc

Man that Sauron was big

An’ I wore me daft wig

But I saw his finger fly

Did U …. etc

I put me faith in Isildur to chuck it in

Did etc

But he held on tightly to dat damn one ring

O dear Elrond-Rond O dear Elrond

Man-your heart is bunk

He couldn’t manage that one slam dunk

So we walked west to home

Please stop El rond rond right now elrond

……………………………………

Gandalf’s Lothlorien lament boogie woogie (or when Enya met Nenya)

(to House of the Rising Sun)

There is a bridge in Moria land

They call the khazad-dum

An’ its been the doom af ishtari’s some

Heck knows it knows I’m one.

(dum didle e dum dum dum dum diddle e dumm dum dum)

That Balrog had my number dat day

An’ hauled me into that flame

But it all worked out a time come hence

Heck I got to change ma’ name.

(dum diddle etc……)

byebye, lovelove

ismo

Pailan · 01-25-2002, 10:51 AM

OH THE PAIN!!! Someone stop this thread! NOW!! ahhhhhh! (runs screaming into the distance.)

ragamuffin92 · 01-25-2002, 11:19 AM

Very funny, Coolismo. Here's my contribution.

Now, Gandalf's Back
(sung to the tune of My Boyfriend's Back, by The Angels)

(spoken intro)
He passed away and you hung around
And bothered us every night
And when we wouldn't surrender to you
You did things that weren't very nice

(sung)
Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)
Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

You've been spreading lies that we were all through
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)
So look out, now, 'cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

Hey, you thought the Balrog killed him
Yeah, that Durin's-bane had chilled him

When he went away, you said all our hopes were fleetin'
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)
But now he's back, and you're gonna get a beatin'
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

You're gonna be sorry that you made the One Ring
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)
Now, run and hide, because I can hear him coming
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back))

Hey, his wizard's staff is flashin'
Now, you're gonna get a thrashin'

What made you think you could keep Gandalf down?
(Aah-ooh, Aah-ooh)
You're the Dark Lord now, but he'll take away your crown,
(Aah-ooh, wait and see!!)

Now, Gandalf's back, he's gonna save our population
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)
Get ready, now, to take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

coolismo · 01-25-2002, 11:26 AM

Ok u guys got my fingers tapping...

how about the orcs at isengard singing as they fell the trees..

A bough that is really a bough
fires right up with a kind of a glow
and we say
as we burn them all day....
thats Ent - ertainment

ragamuffin92 · 01-25-2002, 11:31 AM

GROAN!!

coolismo · 01-25-2002, 11:37 AM

ok ouch

how about................................

At Minas Tirith when the orcs fire the heads of the scouts back into the city

Arwen defiantly

Its rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraining men Allelujah its ..............etc

ragamuffin92 · 01-25-2002, 11:48 AM

Even groanier!!

(Don't forget, Coolismo, that with puns, the better they are, the louder they makes people groan!

)

coolismo · 01-25-2002, 12:57 PM

then draw a breath .......

For Sam at Shelobs lair...

(to the Beatles She Loves You)

Shelob's lair lair lair
Shelob's lair lair lair
With a pit like that
You know she must be mad

hoooooooo

c

lism

ragamuffin92 · 01-25-2002, 01:15 PM

Very good. And maybe Boromir would sing "I Want to Hold Your Ring"?

Arathorn · 01-26-2002, 06:55 AM

are you guys sure those are entdraughts you're drinking?

Ok, ok, can't resist...

Legolas and Gimli in Helm's Deep:
(Beatles tune too)

It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog...
It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog...

athelas · 01-27-2002, 05:24 AM

Anything by bsb/nsync/a1/westlife....yrchhh. And Britney Spear's "Im a Slave For U" thing playing when Sam offers to carry Frodo up Mount Doom. Total nightmare. "We Will Rock You" playing when the ents trash Isengard....

Or how about the Fellowship gathering for the "I Love U, U Love Me" Barney song...*pukes*

ragamuffin92 · 01-27-2002, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
Legolas and Gimli in Helm's Deep:
(Beatles tune too)

It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog...
It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog....]

been thinking about this since yesterday and finally came up with the next line for your song

"Before the battle is through,,
I'll kill more goblins than you,
Then we can all sleep tight"

***Earniel*** · 01-27-2002, 02:14 PM

LOL Oh great now I got my mother up here wondering why I'm laughing so loud.

Laurelyn · 01-27-2002, 03:13 PM

Lol!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!!!

(to sterling silver's "Cannot let you go")

Sung by Boromir

One Ring to rule,
For all of time
And all I want's
For it to be mine
I can't let Frodo keep it,
No no,
They can't see sense,
They won't give in
They want to destroy
This precious Ring
I can't let them do that
No no . . .

Alright, so it's not that funny. Well, at least I tried.

01-25-2002, 09:58 AM	#1
coolismo Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: south england Posts: 93	Now a nightmare song list The A’capella of Elrond (to Didoo Ron Ron) Elrond: I sat in on a battle 3ooo years gon’ by Fellowship: Did You El-Rond rond Did you Elrond? I thought that victory would pass me by Did you El etc etc Man that Sauron was big An’ I wore me daft wig But I saw his finger fly Did U …. etc I put me faith in Isildur to chuck it in Did etc But he held on tightly to dat damn one ring O dear Elrond-Rond O dear Elrond Man-your heart is bunk He couldn’t manage that one slam dunk So we walked west to home Please stop El rond rond right now elrond …………………………………… Gandalf’s Lothlorien lament boogie woogie (or when Enya met Nenya) (to House of the Rising Sun) There is a bridge in Moria land They call the khazad-dum An’ its been the doom af ishtari’s some Heck knows it knows I’m one. (dum didle e dum dum dum dum diddle e dumm dum dum) That Balrog had my number dat day An’ hauled me into that flame But it all worked out a time come hence Heck I got to change ma’ name. (dum diddle etc……) byebye, lovelove ismo

01-25-2002, 10:51 AM	#2
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	OH THE PAIN!!! Someone stop this thread! NOW!! ahhhhhh! (runs screaming into the distance.) __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

01-25-2002, 11:19 AM	#3
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	DON'T READ THIS if you haven't read THE TWO TOWERS!!! Very funny, Coolismo. Here's my contribution. Now, Gandalf's Back (sung to the tune of My Boyfriend's Back, by The Angels) (spoken intro) He passed away and you hung around And bothered us every night And when we wouldn't surrender to you You did things that weren't very nice (sung) Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) You've been spreading lies that we were all through (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) So look out, now, 'cause he's comin' after you (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Hey, you thought the Balrog killed him Yeah, that Durin's-bane had chilled him When he went away, you said all our hopes were fleetin' (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) But now he's back, and you're gonna get a beatin' (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) You're gonna be sorry that you made the One Ring (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Now, run and hide, because I can hear him coming (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)) Hey, his wizard's staff is flashin' Now, you're gonna get a thrashin' What made you think you could keep Gandalf down? (Aah-ooh, Aah-ooh) You're the Dark Lord now, but he'll take away your crown, (Aah-ooh, wait and see!!) Now, Gandalf's back, he's gonna save our population (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Get ready, now, to take a permanent vacation (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Last edited by ragamuffin92 : 01-27-2002 at 06:01 PM.

01-25-2002, 11:31 AM	#5
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	GROAN!! __________________ FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

01-25-2002, 11:48 AM	#7
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Even groanier!! (Don't forget, Coolismo, that with puns, the better they are, the louder they makes people groan! ) __________________ FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Last edited by ragamuffin92 : 01-25-2002 at 11:49 AM.

01-25-2002, 11:26 AM	#4
coolismo Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: south england Posts: 93	Ok u guys got my fingers tapping... how about the orcs at isengard singing as they fell the trees.. A bough that is really a bough fires right up with a kind of a glow and we say as we burn them all day.... thats Ent - ertainment

01-25-2002, 11:37 AM	#6
coolismo Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: south england Posts: 93	ok ouch how about................................ At Minas Tirith when the orcs fire the heads of the scouts back into the city Arwen defiantly Its rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraining men Allelujah its ..............etc

01-25-2002, 12:57 PM	#8
coolismo Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: south england Posts: 93	then draw a breath ....... For Sam at Shelobs lair... (to the Beatles She Loves You) Shelob's lair lair lair Shelob's lair lair lair With a pit like that You know she must be mad hoooooooo c lism

01-25-2002, 01:15 PM	#9
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Very good. And maybe Boromir would sing "I Want to Hold Your Ring"? __________________ FRODO LIVES!! (sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back") Now, Gandalf's back, and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back) Soon, Barad-dur is gonna be a pile of rubble (Hey-la, hey-la---Now, Gandalf's back)

01-26-2002, 06:55 AM	#10
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	are you guys sure those are entdraughts you're drinking? Ok, ok, can't resist... Legolas and Gimli in Helm's Deep: (Beatles tune too) It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog... It's been a dark day's night and I've been orcing like a dog... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

01-27-2002, 05:24 AM	#11
athelas Enting Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Twilight Meres Posts: 87	Anything by bsb/nsync/a1/westlife....yrchhh. And Britney Spear's "Im a Slave For U" thing playing when Sam offers to carry Frodo up Mount Doom. Total nightmare. "We Will Rock You" playing when the ents trash Isengard.... Or how about the Fellowship gathering for the "I Love U, U Love Me" Barney song...pukes __________________ Farewell sweet earth and nortern sky, for ever blest,since here did lie and here with lissom limbs did run beneath the Moon, beneath the Sun, Lùthien Tinùviel more fair than mortal tongue can tell. Though all to ruin fell the world and were dissolved and backward hurled unmade into old abyss, yet were its making good, for this-- the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea-- that Lùthien for a time should be. "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam."-Frodo FRODO LIVES!!! (erm...Sam does too, right?)

01-27-2002, 02:14 PM	#13
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	LOL Oh great now I got my mother up here wondering why I'm laughing so loud.

01-27-2002, 03:13 PM	#14
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Lol!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!!! (to sterling silver's "Cannot let you go") Sung by Boromir One Ring to rule, For all of time And all I want's For it to be mine I can't let Frodo keep it, No no, They can't see sense, They won't give in They want to destroy This precious Ring I can't let them do that No no . . . Alright, so it's not that funny. Well, at least I tried. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 01-27-2002 at 03:14 PM.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Badass Quotient System List (some LOTR character included)	suncrafter	General Messages	11	09-03-2007 05:39 AM
The Song of Wizardry	Udukhaturz	Writer's Workshop	6	05-05-2006 12:54 PM
Image list for my book translation!	Grey_Wolf	General Messages	7	12-17-2004 06:31 AM
The Bird's Song	Arat-Falathion	Writer's Workshop	4	08-14-2004 04:32 PM