Entmock (a mock court)

Fimbrethil · 11-05-2003, 09:50 PM

This is the new idea I have for a thread. I have cases already made and the people we will need. More poeple or cases can be added in the furture but for now lets stick with this. If you choose to be a lawyer then that is the only part you can play. If you choose t obe a person one of the cases is about then you can also be a witness but not a member of the jury. Jury members may also witnesses. I'll come back to this post when we have more people and put their names beside their character.
Presiding entmoot judge: Fim (me)
Defense Lawyer: Treebeard
Prosecuter: Celeborn

Case 1: Eowyn versuses Legolas. Legolas supposedly sexually offened Eowyn. They were on a date at a restuarnt in the Gap of Rohan. No one saw any thing that happened...in fact no one saw them, or so the people are saying. Call witnesses and try to get them to admit that they really did see something, and prove wether Legolas is gulity or if Eowyn's making it all up.

I have alot more cases but I fugure this will keep us busy for a while. Jurors keep in mind that you not only have to decide their guilt or not you also have to sentence them. I'm going to unconventional and let the jurors talk during the trials and they get breaks to talk about the cases by themselves. Remember too though that I'm your judge and that the lwyers can object and things like that. And one last thing this is humorus not serious.

Keep in mind although some of them are dead and some are animals they can still talk. I also drew some of this from the very secret diaries so if at all possible you should read them. Jurors:
Urakhi
Galdriel
Faramir
Sam
Quickbeam
Groin
Saurmon

Witnesses:
Aragorn
Gollum
Ringwraith #7
Orc
Pippin
Merry
Shadowfax
Wormtongue
Goblin
Glorifindel

Legoles · 11-12-2003, 01:31 AM

I wanna be Legolas! I get to play defense!

PippinTook · 11-12-2003, 01:55 AM

I want to be sam! mememe!

blast the ninety second rule and all its kind!

Adrian Baggins · 11-12-2003, 07:11 PM

I want to be the prosecuting atturney, Celeborn.

Nariel · 11-14-2003, 03:06 PM

I wana be Eowyn!

Darn 90 second rule!! Why does ethernet have to be so darn fast?!?!?!?!

Gulio, Strength of Many · 11-14-2003, 04:00 PM

If Groin=Gloin, the I wanna be him

PippinTook · 11-14-2003, 09:06 PM

haha, i think that fim must have had a bit of a typo there gulio! I am sam. tee-hee.

fie upon thee rule of ninety!

Legoles · 11-15-2003, 12:19 AM

stab it with a knife, now where is everybody?

PippinTook · 11-15-2003, 01:41 AM

*butchers ninety sec rule* whew, that felt good! now, when do we start?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 11-15-2003, 01:35 PM

Hee hee hee. Just noticed that Faramir is a juror. This should be interesting

Nariel · 11-15-2003, 03:25 PM

yeah, that should indeed be interesting... I can flirt with him...tee hee

Adrian Baggins · 11-15-2003, 05:06 PM

prosecution....
*alter self* Riss, is that even a word??

*me* No Trist, I don't think it is...but o well....wait IT IS!! don't u watch JAG?

*Trist* U know I hate court shows!

Nariel · 11-18-2003, 06:09 PM

hey, let's get started... ha ha... we don't have jury but we can have a prelim hearing to determine if the case will go to court.

Dúnedain · 11-18-2003, 08:40 PM

Well since his people is my namesake, I will be Aragorn

Fimbrethil · 11-18-2003, 08:42 PM

Yeah!! More people!! I geuss we can do without those that we don't have. No Grion wasn't supposed to Glion but I geuss it can since for some odd reason no one wants to be him....

I've been busy hear lately so without further addue(sp?) I will start the thread!!

IC:

"Order! Bring foward the frist tetimony!"

"Boo! down with trees!" A random person yelled.

"Shut up you twit."

PippinTook · 11-18-2003, 09:06 PM

ooh, can I be all three hobbits? merry and pip are witnesses and sam is a juror. since we need more people anyways, can i be all three?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 11-19-2003, 12:10 AM

Can I be Merry, Pip? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze?!?!?

PippinTook · 11-19-2003, 08:53 PM

sure gulio!!!! we will be merry and pip! buddies to the end! lol! can i still be sam?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 11-19-2003, 09:31 PM

Yay! Merry and Pippin strike again!:P

Legoles · 11-20-2003, 01:14 AM

I glanced at Eowyn, then at the jurors. "This'll be an interesting case." One of the jury said. "DOWN WITH THE TREES!" "Shove it idiot!" I yelled.

Sorry, all I can think of...

11-05-2003, 09:50 PM	#1
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Entmock (a mock court) This is the new idea I have for a thread. I have cases already made and the people we will need. More poeple or cases can be added in the furture but for now lets stick with this. If you choose to be a lawyer then that is the only part you can play. If you choose t obe a person one of the cases is about then you can also be a witness but not a member of the jury. Jury members may also witnesses. I'll come back to this post when we have more people and put their names beside their character. Presiding entmoot judge: Fim (me) Defense Lawyer: Treebeard Prosecuter: Celeborn Case 1: Eowyn versuses Legolas. Legolas supposedly sexually offened Eowyn. They were on a date at a restuarnt in the Gap of Rohan. No one saw any thing that happened...in fact no one saw them, or so the people are saying. Call witnesses and try to get them to admit that they really did see something, and prove wether Legolas is gulity or if Eowyn's making it all up. I have alot more cases but I fugure this will keep us busy for a while. Jurors keep in mind that you not only have to decide their guilt or not you also have to sentence them. I'm going to unconventional and let the jurors talk during the trials and they get breaks to talk about the cases by themselves. Remember too though that I'm your judge and that the lwyers can object and things like that. And one last thing this is humorus not serious. Keep in mind although some of them are dead and some are animals they can still talk. I also drew some of this from the very secret diaries so if at all possible you should read them. Jurors: Urakhi Galdriel Faramir Sam Quickbeam Groin Saurmon Witnesses: Aragorn Gollum Ringwraith #7 Orc Pippin Merry Shadowfax Wormtongue Goblin Glorifindel __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" Last edited by Fimbrethil : 11-11-2003 at 07:53 PM.

11-12-2003, 01:31 AM	#2
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	Re: Entmock (a mock court) I wanna be Legolas! I get to play defense! __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

11-12-2003, 01:55 AM	#3
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	I want to be sam! mememe! blast the ninety second rule and all its kind! __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

11-12-2003, 07:11 PM	#4
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	I want to be the prosecuting atturney, Celeborn. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

11-14-2003, 03:06 PM	#5
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	I wana be Eowyn! Darn 90 second rule!! Why does ethernet have to be so darn fast?!?!?!?! __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

11-14-2003, 04:00 PM	#6
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	If Groin=Gloin, the I wanna be him __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

11-14-2003, 09:06 PM	#7
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	haha, i think that fim must have had a bit of a typo there gulio! I am sam. tee-hee. fie upon thee rule of ninety! __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

11-15-2003, 12:19 AM	#8
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	stab it with a knife, now where is everybody? __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

11-15-2003, 01:41 AM	#9
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	butchers ninety sec rule whew, that felt good! now, when do we start? __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

11-15-2003, 01:35 PM	#10
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Hee hee hee. Just noticed that Faramir is a juror. This should be interesting __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

11-15-2003, 03:25 PM	#11
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	yeah, that should indeed be interesting... I can flirt with him...tee hee __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

11-15-2003, 05:06 PM	#12
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	prosecution.... alter self Riss, is that even a word?? me No Trist, I don't think it is...but o well....wait IT IS!! don't u watch JAG? Trist U know I hate court shows! __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

11-18-2003, 06:09 PM	#13
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	hey, let's get started... ha ha... we don't have jury but we can have a prelim hearing to determine if the case will go to court. __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

11-18-2003, 08:40 PM	#14
Dúnedain High King of Númenórë Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Númenórë <--United States of America Posts: 1,947	Well since his people is my namesake, I will be Aragorn __________________ 'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen

11-18-2003, 08:42 PM	#15
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Yeah!! More people!! I geuss we can do without those that we don't have. No Grion wasn't supposed to Glion but I geuss it can since for some odd reason no one wants to be him.... I've been busy hear lately so without further addue(sp?) I will start the thread!! IC: "Order! Bring foward the frist tetimony!" "Boo! down with trees!" A random person yelled. "Shut up you twit." __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

11-18-2003, 09:06 PM	#16
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	ooh, can I be all three hobbits? merry and pip are witnesses and sam is a juror. since we need more people anyways, can i be all three? __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

11-19-2003, 12:10 AM	#17
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Can I be Merry, Pip? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze?!?!? __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

11-19-2003, 08:53 PM	#18
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	sure gulio!!!! we will be merry and pip! buddies to the end! lol! can i still be sam? __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

11-19-2003, 09:31 PM	#19
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Yay! Merry and Pippin strike again!:P __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

11-20-2003, 01:14 AM	#20
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	I glanced at Eowyn, then at the jurors. "This'll be an interesting case." One of the jury said. "DOWN WITH THE TREES!" "Shove it idiot!" I yelled. Sorry, all I can think of... __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

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