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05-11-2002, 02:38 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Oct 2001
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I think bilbo would be storyteller, I don't find the rest doing something in this world.......Saruman could be great saleman.
if someone said it sorry I didn't read all the replays.
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05-12-2002, 01:38 AM
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Fowl Administrator
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada
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Treebeard - actor... cameos in The Wizard of Oz and Pocahontas
Quickbeam - his hasty stunt double Huorns - G8 protestors Eowyn - leader of feminist movement Saruman - fradulent circus magician Wormtongue - his twisted sidekick clown Sauron - George Dubya!  Lotho - featured in Oxy commercial Quote:
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05-15-2002, 12:25 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey
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Gandalf - lighting engineer for Pink Floyd
Aragorn - gamewarden Arwen - gamewardens squeeze Frodo - childrens catalogue model Merry - as above Pippin - as above Sam - pot growing millionair Legolas - unemployed ( touts for business on street corners ) Gimli - import / export of exquisite stones Souron - President / Prime minister Saruman - Deputy prime minister Grishnak - Queen mother
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05-15-2002, 01:48 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Saruman - the new Bill Gates
Legolas - environmental protester Gollum - attraction in a haunted house Merry and Pippin - comic double act Radagast - stars in the new production of Doctor Dolittle ummm ran out of ideas will post more when have thought of them
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05-16-2002, 01:52 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Merry old England
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"Grishnak - Queen mother"
No respect for the dead have you?
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05-17-2002, 08:01 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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These are hilarious! I think one of my classmates in middle school started writing a story based off of lord of the rings that actually did have microsoft as the villans and the One Computer Chip. Anyway, here's my two cents.
Arwen-Famous clothing designer Aragorn-Actor who stars in a lot of action movies featuring secret agents. Galadriel-U.S president Celeborn-U.S vice president (They'd be better than the current ones  )Elrond- Headmaster at a very prestigious collage Legolas- Counselor at a summer camp Beren-A certain famous writer we all know and love Luthien-A certain famous writer's wife Earendil- Shackleton, you know that guy who made it to the south pole and back... I think I got the name right. That's all I can think of right now.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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05-21-2002, 02:52 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Hey, that's good, Earendil would be Shackleton!
sorry if I repeat any. . .I know I am, oh well. . . Arwen: clothing designer Aragorn: British Prime minister and former Army general Ents: environmental activists--not environmental terrorists Legolas: environmental activist and mountain (or river) guide Gandalf: college professor Elrond: owner of a very fancy hotel Sam: gardener and cook
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05-22-2002, 10:38 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Legolas as an incredibly hot movie star
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05-23-2002, 02:44 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Doesn't quite fit his character, I'm afraid. He's too much of an out-doorsey type
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-23-2002, 02:46 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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I'm seeing Legolas as an X-gamer climbing walls. The weird thing is, everytime he slip, he yells Ai! Ai!
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05-23-2002, 02:48 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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Wall climbing is an X-treme sport? Seems a bit tame.. compared to rock climbing (Unless you mean the same thing)
Well, he'd probably be yelling Ai! Ai! cause of that wretched harness.
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05-23-2002, 04:27 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Rock climbing is really fun, I can definitely see Legolas doing that.
And river rafting, and ice climbing and. . .birdwatching!
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-23-2002, 04:18 PM
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Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
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sam-obviously a gardener
pippin and merry- a standup comedic team gandalf-retired
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05-26-2002, 04:45 AM
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Enting
Join Date: May 2002
Location: England
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I think Bilbo should be the presenter of a kids' TV show, he'd do great, reading stories etc.
Galadriel could be a psychiatrist. Her ability to see into people's minds would be an asset. Sam could present a gardening show on TV. Saruman would be the kind of genetic scientist who gets labelled "mad" by the media and attracts headlines such as "It shouldn't be allowed". Gandalf could be a priest. Ëowyn could be an instructor of ladies' self defence classes. Arwen could be a model.
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05-26-2002, 09:50 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Treebeard - NBA Center (west coast , near the redwoods)
Galadriel - Head of Nature Conservancy Frodo - CIA / black ops specialist Eowyn - Senator from New York Gimli - Geologist Bilbo - Novelist Shadowfax - Triple Crown Winner Legolas - Olympic Decathalon Sauruman - CEO of Enron Wormtongue - Marketing or Spin Doctor Orcs - Organized crime thugs Gandalf - Nobel Cosmologist Denethor - Television Producer Gollum - drug addict Sauron - Columbian drug lord Faramir - Action Fim star Tom Bombadil - Folk singer Cirdan - Greenpeace Captain Old Man Willow - Whomping Willow in Harry Potter sequel Bill - Bill
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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05-26-2002, 11:32 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Quote:
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05-27-2002, 01:05 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Treebeard – Movie Prop
Galadriel – Yoga instructor Frodo – Nine fingered schizophrenic midget in a Freak Show. Eowyn – Feminist Womyn Movement Aragorn – Bouncer Gimli – Assassin Bilbo – Santa Claus Impersonator Merry & Pippin - Their own tv show styled after "Perfect Strangers" or "Mork and Mindy" Legolas – pRon Star Sauruman – Tricky Dicky Wormtongue – Leery Landlord. Gandalf – Eccentric, Mad Scientist. Denethor – TV censor Gollum – Commercialised Pop Star. Sauron – Your typical megalomaniac – insert current fiend [here] Faramir – Philosopher/Political commentator Tom Bombadil – Hippy lovin’ baby. Bill – Mr Ed. Grishnahk – (hehe) Princess Diana. Arwen – Mindless Model. Elrond – Arwen’s Pimp.
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05-27-2002, 01:54 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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I used to watch perfect strangers. Maybe Gandalf and Saruman could do that too.
Betcha all the fan girls wish that was Legolas' job.
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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05-27-2002, 11:16 AM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Gollum as rock Star! ...like Marilyn Manson
Some of them wantses to use you, preciousssssssssss Some of them wantses to be used by you, preciousssssssssss Some of them wantses to abuse you, preciousssssssssss Some of them wantses to be abused...
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary Last edited by Cirdan : 05-27-2002 at 12:07 PM. |
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