20 Things To Do When You See The Movie

[Twista]

lol heres a site detailing the scaffs:

http://glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/glaNedGal.html

[Lótiel]

Originally posted by Twista
You know if you were all from scotland i could tell some great ones, but since none of you are you wont understand these jokes lol. Anyways, we have a breed of human called a 'Scaff' or 'Ned' in Scotland. Anyways these are basically the scum of the earth. They wear bright white shellsuits and have baseball caps pointed upwards at least 45 degrees. And, they would say things like this at certain parts of the film:

"See Smegal ei?, he pure wants to git the f*ckin soverant ring for em self eh, hes a pure F*ckin mental case eh?"

"ahh pure brilliant, see the f*ckin city, gorgeous eh? nearly as nice as that bird Shantel i got me leg ova last nit eh? eheheheheh!"

I won't write anymore because your all prolly thinking 'What the hell is this guy talking about???!!!"

lol

I actually think I met some of those when I visited Glasgow last February. Great lot!

[sirigorn]

I almost got kicked out of Pirates of the Carribean for doing a similar list for that movie... The people at the theater havn't forgotten me since.

hehehe! what did you do? I wanna know!!

[LuthienTinuviel]

Originally posted by sirigorn
hehehe! what did you do? I wanna know!!

ya know ya can see orli's elf tat on his arm when he and the loverly capitain jack sparrow are sword fighting.


seriously though.. tried the mr. anderson thing... i guess alot of people haven't seen the matrix. i do want to try the plot hole one though..

[Salquënòrëwen]

Originally posted by sirigorn
hehehe! what did you do? I wanna know!!

Lol...well, I:
-Stood and payed my respect to the pirate skeletons
-Kept talking like a crazed fangirl on caffeine about Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (and Geoffery Rush...he's the hottest one! )
-Asked others in the theater if they had ever been to Singapore
-Threw popcorn at the bad guys on the screen (BAAAD idea...)
-Asked people what a eunuch is innocently
-When the Jack says "I know those cannons", said "Oh my gosh, SO DO I!"
-When Elizabeth says her last name is Turner said "LIAR!"
-Screamed whenever the skeleton pirates came onto the screen
-Started saying "Do it, do it!" when Will holds the gun to his head
-Started laughing manically at random parts of the movie
-Answer the characters questions
-Started crying when Jack was stabbed
-Said "Oh..." when he turns into a skeleton and pretended like nothing happened
-And otherwise ruined the movie for everyone else in the theater....I feel kinda bad...Ok, I'm over it.


ON TOPIC:
I am going to get a group together and go do these LotR ones.... Though I will have to go to a different theater. I am currently banned from the one I usually go to.

[Twista]

Have that much confidence yeh? lol

(MY 100TH POST LOL)

[Salquënòrëwen]

Originally posted by Twista
Have that much confidence yeh? lol

(MY 100TH POST LOL)

Actually I was really scared to do it....but the 5th time I saw it (I saw it 10 times in the theater) I had no worries.

(Congrats at your 100th!)

[ethuiliel]

Actually I was really scared to do it....but the 5th time I saw it (I saw it 10 times in the theater) I had no worries.

LUCKY!! I never get a chance to see movies more than twice in a theater.

Back on topic:
Yell REALLY loud every time you see that ugly orc. Cheer when you don't see him any more. Cheer really loud when he dies.

[Nurvingiel]

Originally posted by ethuiliel
Back on topic:
Yell REALLY loud every time you see that ugly orc. Cheer when you don't see him any more. Cheer really loud when he dies.

Sadly, you don't get to see him die. I just imagine that he failed to dodge that huge block of masonry.

[ethuiliel]

Sadly, you don't get to see him die. I just imagine that he failed to dodge that huge block of masonry.

That partly came from wishful thinking, and partly from my sister insisting that he died when Aragorn arrived.

[Nurvingiel]

In true "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" style:

When Denethor sends Faramir on a suicide mission and starts eating disgustingly, throw toast.

Yell "Slut!" when Arwen comes on screen, and "Asshole!" when Elrond comes on screen.

[Gerbil]

The original list, while funny, smacks of a standard list that goes around that just gets tweaked for each film.
The Monty Python stuff is always good for a laugh though

Must admit, my reaction to seeing the ugly orc is to put on a dribbling, deformed voice and say ´My name ... is ... John Merrick´ although not sure who will get that one here.

But seriously, any of you do any of that crap during the film when I´m watching, and getting kicked out will be the least of your worries. I don´t speak spanish and have still had a go at people for their bloody mobile phone stupidity over here. If they spoke english they´d be in real trouble

Which reminds me, when I´m rich I´m going to start a cinema where if you talk or your mobile goes off you get kicked out immediately in a very violent and public fashion. What is it with these cretins? Mobile phones are the disease of the modern age, although that´s a bit off-topic here... Also note how the likelyhood of a given mobile ringing in the cinema is directly proportional to how god-awful the ring-tone tune is.

<me goes and calms down>

[ryttu3k]

Originally posted by Gerbil
Must admit, my reaction to seeing the ugly orc is to put on a dribbling, deformed voice and say ´My name ... is ... John Merrick´ although not sure who will get that one here.

"John Merrick, the elephant man, was a friend of miiine!"

Thank you, DAAS.

[sirigorn]

That partly came from wishful thinking, and partly from my sister insisting that he died when Aragorn arrived.

You don't get to see him die, but he does die when Aragorn comes... They all die (but i do wish i saw it!!)

Which reminds me, when I´m rich I´m going to start a cinema where if you talk or your mobile goes off you get kicked out immediately in a very violent and public fashion. What is it with these cretins? Mobile phones are the disease of the modern age, although that´s a bit off-topic here... Also note how the likelyhood of a given mobile ringing in the cinema is directly proportional to how god-awful the ring-tone tune is.

hehe some theater i went to had a preview thingy that had this really obnoxious guy get a call in the theather, start talking really loud, and gets thrown out of his seat onto the scene. the audience cheers. Then it says something like cell phone ejector seats...coming soon to a theater near you I wish!!

[Lady Ravyn]

Originally posted by ryttu3k
I unfortunately came very close to that one, when Denethor ran out burning I turned to my sister and muttered, "One Stewerd of Gondor, extra crispy, please!"

ROFL!
i know what you mean; my aunt turned to me and said," i know the olympics are this summer, but do they have to start the run for the torch so early?"

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by Insidious Rex

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!"

Acutally I did that.
Or better: Every time he appeard I just commented: "Agent Elrond".

[sirigorn]

i know what you mean; my aunt turned to me and said," i know the olympics are this summer, but do they have to start the run for the torch so early?"

hahaha So lame it's funny!!

[eowyngirl14]

hee hee, those are really funny guys! rotflmao (wow you really gotta know aim lingo to get that one. lol)

when i sawthe movie at midnight, my friend nick yelled 'peek a boo!' whenever the eye of sauron came on screen. i was ready to kill him by the time the movie ended.

[Elanor's Angel]

I'm still giggling!
Elanor's Angel

Frodo lives1

[Christiana]

Mobile phones!LOL!(ok, no one got that)

when gollum comes on, say in a loud voice: that is SO a puppet