20 Things To Do When You See The Movie - Page 2

Elvengirl · 12-19-2003, 02:42 PM

hahaha hilarious

***gdl96*** · 12-19-2003, 04:51 PM

hahahaha

nice job, ir

Elfhelm · 12-20-2003, 11:47 AM

When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".

Falagar · 12-20-2003, 12:27 PM

Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well).

Artanis · 12-20-2003, 12:35 PM

Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK?

Falagar · 12-20-2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Artanis
Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK?

Not in the near future, at least!

Aewionen · 12-20-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfhelm
When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".

That is exactly what I thought of when I saw the movie!

lol. (Hooray for Monty Python!)

These are all hilarious! Great job IR!

Gulio, Strength of Many · 12-20-2003, 06:35 PM

Lol hilarious IR! I'll be going to see it again, maybe I'll try a few of those...

Tuor of Gondolin · 12-21-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
_________________________________

And here I thought I was the only one to have such a warped idea.

How about John Cleese as the Witch King of Angmar.
"Where are you twits going? They're dead people! Dead! Dead! Dead! See! (picks up one of the Army of the Dead and bangs skeleton on a counter repeatedly).

Then he sees the King of the Dead writing on Minas Tirith walls.
WK: "What's that you wrote?"
KotD: "It says, 'Mordor Army go Home.' "
WK "No it doesn't, "It says 'Mordorites, they go the
outs.' "
(proceeds to give KotD a grammar lesson).
"Now, write it on the wall 100 times."

Elephant man orc sees Rohirrim perparing to charge, Witch King is facing him. He tries to tell the Witch King but is so scared he begins to stutter. Mordor soldiers collapse to ground laughing as Rohirrim rides over them.

Also, how about a dialogue in the Dark Tower with the
Witch King: Basil Fawlty
Mouth of Sauron: Manuel
strategizing the attack on Minas Tirith?

Oh, and did anyone picture all the spear points falling off as Theoden rode across psyching up the Rohirrim? (Theoden= Eric Idle, Eomer=Michael Palin).

ryttu3k · 01-03-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

I unfortunately came very close to that one, when Denethor ran out burning I turned to my sister and muttered, "One Stewerd of Gondor, extra crispy, please!"

me9996 · 02-27-2005, 04:13 PM

This tread seems to be atracting a lot of Elf lords...
Gollem!
Gollem!

ElemmÃrÃ« · 02-27-2005, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

This tread seems to be atracting a lot of Elf lords...
Gollem!
Gollem!

*stares at post count*

I think all threads attract Elf lords...

Pytt · 02-27-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElemmÃ*rÃ«

*stares at post count*

I think all threads attract Elf lords...

Yes, I guess they does. In a strange way

Cool thread.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
was great!

in fact they all very pretty bloody hilarious!

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pytt

Yes, I guess they does. In a strange way

Cool thread.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
was great!

in fact they all very pretty bloody hilarious!

Nah, it's just the consinchration that suprises me...
Almost all the mooters here are elf lords
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suncrafter · 05-10-2007, 03:45 PM

LOL! Good list. Mind if I use it?

me9996 · 05-11-2007, 10:43 AM

If you can fit all the ideas on what to do when you see the movies (Complete with a warning against doing them) then I don't think anyone would mind as long as credit was given to who made each post.

But I could be wrong...

***Earniel*** · 01-03-2004, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

Darn, I could have done that that idiot in front of me that complained to me that I was kicking the back of his seat when I had pulled my legs up on my own seat. Some people....

26. Each time the Ring appears on screen, hiss and mutter like gollum and reach with your hand for the Ring.

Laurelyn · 01-03-2004, 02:20 PM

27. At Eowyn's scene, or any other scene where you resent the line-changes, jump up and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" or whatever line fits in appropriately. Do similarly for a character you don't like.

Christiana · 01-03-2004, 04:02 PM

LOL! These are hilarious!

28. when legolas appears, annoy all the fangirls by saying: man hes ugly!

***gdl96*** · 01-03-2004, 06:58 PM

I kept doing the Mr Anderson thing yesturday when I saw it again with my friends

12-19-2003, 02:42 PM	#1
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	hahaha hilarious __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

12-20-2003, 11:47 AM	#3
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries". __________________ cya

12-20-2003, 12:27 PM	#4
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well). __________________ FÃ«anor - Innocence incarnated Still, AikanÃ¡ro 'till the Last battle.

12-20-2003, 12:35 PM	#5
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with FÃ«anor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK? __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

12-20-2003, 06:35 PM	#8
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Lol hilarious IR! I'll be going to see it again, maybe I'll try a few of those... __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

12-19-2003, 04:51 PM	#2
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	hahahaha nice job, ir

12-21-2003, 02:13 PM	#9
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	Originally posted by Insidious Rex reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. _________________________________ And here I thought I was the only one to have such a warped idea. How about John Cleese as the Witch King of Angmar. "Where are you twits going? They're dead people! Dead! Dead! Dead! See! (picks up one of the Army of the Dead and bangs skeleton on a counter repeatedly). Then he sees the King of the Dead writing on Minas Tirith walls. WK: "What's that you wrote?" KotD: "It says, 'Mordor Army go Home.' " WK "No it doesn't, "It says 'Mordorites, they go the outs.' " (proceeds to give KotD a grammar lesson). "Now, write it on the wall 100 times." Elephant man orc sees Rohirrim perparing to charge, Witch King is facing him. He tries to tell the Witch King but is so scared he begins to stutter. Mordor soldiers collapse to ground laughing as Rohirrim rides over them. Also, how about a dialogue in the Dark Tower with the Witch King: Basil Fawlty Mouth of Sauron: Manuel strategizing the attack on Minas Tirith? Oh, and did anyone picture all the spear points falling off as Theoden rode across psyching up the Rohirrim? (Theoden= Eric Idle, Eomer=Michael Palin). __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 12-21-2003 at 04:02 PM.

05-10-2007, 03:45 PM	#15
suncrafter Hobbit Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 21	LOL! Good list. Mind if I use it?

01-03-2004, 02:20 PM	#18
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	27. At Eowyn's scene, or any other scene where you resent the line-changes, jump up and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" or whatever line fits in appropriately. Do similarly for a character you don't like. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

01-03-2004, 04:02 PM	#19
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL! These are hilarious! 28. when legolas appears, annoy all the fangirls by saying: man hes ugly! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

01-03-2004, 06:58 PM	#20
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	I kept doing the Mr Anderson thing yesturday when I saw it again with my friends

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