Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 4

Gerbil · 01-21-2002, 09:47 PM

It's not the height - it's the beard

As for falling down a hole, that's more of a dream. THe fantasy part is what happens after he's rescued her. Probably something along the lines of a 'reward' of some description.

I'm sure FF's mind has already filled in the rest

Aragorn · 01-21-2002, 09:50 PM

Wait till' you people see Andy Serkis in the movies. You Frodo-Fangirls will soon be falling head over heals for Smeagol! Honestly, if I were female, I am 99% sure I would not be attracted to Elijah Woods. But who knows, maybe he has something about him that only girls can sense that attracts them to him. Like the words of so many:

"I will never understand women."

samwise of the shire · 01-21-2002, 10:31 PM

WOOD!Think of a tree. What is it made of?WOOD!! NOT WOODS.
LOL. I dont know where to start. I guess I'll start with the day dreams I have.
My number one favorite is that I am casted for a part in a stage play of LOTR and after the three plays in England,Scotland,Ireland,NYC,Washington DC,and LA we go to a dinner party after each and in LA we meet the OTHER four hobbits and have dinner with them.
Well you may be the same height as Elijah Wood BUT even though I cant say that I'm 5"6' I CAN say that I share the same birthday(not birth years but DAY). January 28th.*smilies sweetly*
And I have the same sentiments about his eyes as does FrodoFriend.
Sam

Gerbil · 01-21-2002, 10:50 PM

Yes, but I don't understand all this stuff about his eyes?

When you kiss someone do you not close your eyes?
When you want some action do you not turn out the lights?
When you are alone with someone do you not blindfold and gag them?
When you try it on are you not beaten up?

Hmmmm perhaps not everyone has the same sort of love life as me. You know what I'm on about though, right?
Right?

RIGHT??????

FrodoFriend · 01-21-2002, 11:38 PM

Erm . . . no, when I'm alone with some one I do NOT blindfold and gag them. Good God, you'd leave a trial of gagged and blindfolded people behind wherever you went! Do you know how often two people are alone somewhere every day?

Eyes are the window to the soul. They lie a lot, though. Lots of times guys with nice eyes are jerks. Believe me, I know from experience!!

Gerbil · 01-21-2002, 11:50 PM

Of course you would. That's why you blindfold them, so they don't know who's gagged them.

As for nice eyes. I have nice eyes. Blue actually.
In fact I'm gorgeous.

But I'm definately not a jerk.
More of a twat.

'Windows to the soul'? But they lie a lot. Hmmm says something about the soul I guess. Maybe they should clean the windows. Or quite possibly it means there is no connection between eyes and honesty.

I've never really understood people reading so much into eyes.
It's like, eyes are cool and stuff, and they are part of someone' face and therefore can add or detract from look, but all this stuff people 'can' read into it. Utter tripe. If it was that easy, girls would discover I'm a jerk almost immediately. Oh. I shouldn't have said that...

FrodoFriend · 01-21-2002, 11:59 PM

What I mean is, they look like they should be windows to the soul. Unfortunately, it's all a frickin' LIE!!! LIE LIE LIE!!! There is no connection!! They're not windows!! They lie!! They get girls to fall in love with them and then treat them like dirt!! Grrrrr!!

P.S. What's a twat?

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-22-2002, 12:39 AM

*ahem*

Eyes are very important in the attraction game. When someone sees someone or something they like their pupils dialate. so, if a guy or girl sees someone who they find attractive their pupils show it. Its not something that can be helped or hidden (sept maybe with sunglasses) People with light colored eyes (like Elijah) when looking at something they like, are especially noticable because their pupils dont blend quite so well with the colored part of the eye and thus the change in pupil size is more prominent. Also because they dont blend in with the colored part of the eye as well as dark eyed people, the pupils of light eyes always seem larger than compared to dark eyes and thus more enticeing. Eyes are very attractive things.

I watch alot of Discovery channel...I know these things.

Arathorn · 01-22-2002, 04:55 AM

Maybe they are one-way mirrors to the soul

Laurelyn · 01-22-2002, 07:00 AM

Well, FrodoFriend, I've got to agree with you about the lie bit. And to all the people who don't understand the thing about Elijah Wood's eyes . . . I don't understand it either and I'm nuts over his eyes . . . they're hypnotizing or something.

athelas · 01-22-2002, 08:53 AM

FrodoFriend, if you are a dwarf, damn, then I must be a really short hobbit....

Those eyes are sure hypnotizing all right... my friend just can't get her claws off his pics...she's thinking of sticking some on the school desk

Gerbil · 01-22-2002, 10:47 AM

Feraway - yup I knew all that

It's why when I like a girl I scare them off by going all bug-eyed and starey!

It's not that I don't find eyes attractive, far from it (although hair and bum are also fairly high on my list. Well, hair is top - long is best, straight better. Mmmmmm

it's just that's all they are, a feature.

If you want to be suckered in because you think they mean something FF, then you will probably end up very disappointed a lot of the time

It's just another aspect that shows looks have very little to do with personality.

Just as well you DO like EW eyes though, PJ seems to have something of a fascination with them himself...

PS A twat is.... well, although it has a rude history (initially being another word for *covers all small childrens' ears* a lady's rude bit, now it just means a kind of really weak insult. More pathetic than stupid

bropous · 01-22-2002, 11:35 AM

Okay, okay, I think we've wandered off into weird territory here...

Arathorn · 01-22-2002, 09:15 PM

I think maybe EW was consciously staring wide-eyed at everyone the whole time they were shooting. Probably its the tight hobbit pair of pantaloons he was wearing.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-22-2002, 09:17 PM

Well theres a thought! lol ^_^

Arathorn · 01-22-2002, 09:52 PM

Haha Feraway Hawkbriar

I sure like your sig.

FrodoFriend · 01-22-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:

If you want to be suckered in because you think they mean something FF, then you will probably end up very disappointed a lot of the time

Did my last post sound like I'm about to be suckered? Puh-leaze!

His eyes are just pretty, that's all. They're nice to look at, like a sunset or a rainforest or raspberry soap. And if the sunset, rainforest, raspberry soap, or eyes are there, why not look at them?

And why do people thinks butts are so attractive? Really. Most unsavory. Shoulders are much better, mmmhmmm . . .

JenniferTook · 01-22-2002, 11:34 PM

Probably its the tight hobbit pair of pantaloons he was wearing.

LOL! I started busting out laughing in the computer lab when I read this.

I also laughed when someone asked what a twat was. I was wondering how they were going to explain it without being completely icky. You did a very good job, Gerbil.

And I agree that Wood has very interesting eyes. My sister and I were watching the Golden Globes and when he came on the screen, her jaw dropped and she goes, "His eyes are actually that color??" Hehe...She thought they were contacts and I can understand why.

Jennifer

Arathorn · 01-22-2002, 11:49 PM

it just MIGHT be the pantaloons.

...seeing that Frodo always seems to look at the other guys in a trance and say to Sam: "Oh, Sam"

FrodoFriend · 01-22-2002, 11:50 PM

Jeez, sorry I don't know what a twat is . . . you silly Brits with your bizarre language . . .

01-21-2002, 09:47 PM	#61
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	It's not the height - it's the beard As for falling down a hole, that's more of a dream. THe fantasy part is what happens after he's rescued her. Probably something along the lines of a 'reward' of some description. I'm sure FF's mind has already filled in the rest __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-21-2002, 09:50 PM	#62
Aragorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere but where I should be. Posts: 369	Wait till' you people see Andy Serkis in the movies. You Frodo-Fangirls will soon be falling head over heals for Smeagol! Honestly, if I were female, I am 99% sure I would not be attracted to Elijah Woods. But who knows, maybe he has something about him that only girls can sense that attracts them to him. Like the words of so many: "I will never understand women." __________________ And they carried them to the flatlands But they died along the way And they built up with their bare hands What we still can't do today. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO till the day I die.

01-21-2002, 10:31 PM	#63
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	WOOD!Think of a tree. What is it made of?WOOD!! NOT WOODS. LOL. I dont know where to start. I guess I'll start with the day dreams I have. My number one favorite is that I am casted for a part in a stage play of LOTR and after the three plays in England,Scotland,Ireland,NYC,Washington DC,and LA we go to a dinner party after each and in LA we meet the OTHER four hobbits and have dinner with them. Well you may be the same height as Elijah Wood BUT even though I cant say that I'm 5"6' I CAN say that I share the same birthday(not birth years but DAY). January 28th.smilies sweetly And I have the same sentiments about his eyes as does FrodoFriend. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

01-21-2002, 10:50 PM	#64
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Yes, but I don't understand all this stuff about his eyes? When you kiss someone do you not close your eyes? When you want some action do you not turn out the lights? When you are alone with someone do you not blindfold and gag them? When you try it on are you not beaten up? Hmmmm perhaps not everyone has the same sort of love life as me. You know what I'm on about though, right? Right? RIGHT?????? __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-21-2002, 11:38 PM	#65
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Erm . . . no, when I'm alone with some one I do NOT blindfold and gag them. Good God, you'd leave a trial of gagged and blindfolded people behind wherever you went! Do you know how often two people are alone somewhere every day? Eyes are the window to the soul. They lie a lot, though. Lots of times guys with nice eyes are jerks. Believe me, I know from experience!! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-21-2002, 11:50 PM	#66
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Of course you would. That's why you blindfold them, so they don't know who's gagged them. As for nice eyes. I have nice eyes. Blue actually. In fact I'm gorgeous. But I'm definately not a jerk. More of a twat. 'Windows to the soul'? But they lie a lot. Hmmm says something about the soul I guess. Maybe they should clean the windows. Or quite possibly it means there is no connection between eyes and honesty. I've never really understood people reading so much into eyes. It's like, eyes are cool and stuff, and they are part of someone' face and therefore can add or detract from look, but all this stuff people 'can' read into it. Utter tripe. If it was that easy, girls would discover I'm a jerk almost immediately. Oh. I shouldn't have said that... __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-21-2002, 11:59 PM	#67
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	What I mean is, they look like they should be windows to the soul. Unfortunately, it's all a frickin' LIE!!! LIE LIE LIE!!! There is no connection!! They're not windows!! They lie!! They get girls to fall in love with them and then treat them like dirt!! Grrrrr!! P.S. What's a twat? __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-22-2002, 12:39 AM	#68
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	ahem Eyes are very important in the attraction game. When someone sees someone or something they like their pupils dialate. so, if a guy or girl sees someone who they find attractive their pupils show it. Its not something that can be helped or hidden (sept maybe with sunglasses) People with light colored eyes (like Elijah) when looking at something they like, are especially noticable because their pupils dont blend quite so well with the colored part of the eye and thus the change in pupil size is more prominent. Also because they dont blend in with the colored part of the eye as well as dark eyed people, the pupils of light eyes always seem larger than compared to dark eyes and thus more enticeing. Eyes are very attractive things. I watch alot of Discovery channel...I know these things. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-22-2002, 04:55 AM	#69
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Maybe they are one-way mirrors to the soul __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 01-22-2002 at 04:57 AM.

01-22-2002, 07:00 AM	#70
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Well, FrodoFriend, I've got to agree with you about the lie bit. And to all the people who don't understand the thing about Elijah Wood's eyes . . . I don't understand it either and I'm nuts over his eyes . . . they're hypnotizing or something. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

01-22-2002, 08:53 AM	#71
athelas Enting Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Twilight Meres Posts: 87	FrodoFriend, if you are a dwarf, damn, then I must be a really short hobbit.... Those eyes are sure hypnotizing all right... my friend just can't get her claws off his pics...she's thinking of sticking some on the school desk __________________ Farewell sweet earth and nortern sky, for ever blest,since here did lie and here with lissom limbs did run beneath the Moon, beneath the Sun, Lùthien Tinùviel more fair than mortal tongue can tell. Though all to ruin fell the world and were dissolved and backward hurled unmade into old abyss, yet were its making good, for this-- the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea-- that Lùthien for a time should be. "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam."-Frodo FRODO LIVES!!! (erm...Sam does too, right?)

01-22-2002, 10:47 AM	#72
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Feraway - yup I knew all that It's why when I like a girl I scare them off by going all bug-eyed and starey! It's not that I don't find eyes attractive, far from it (although hair and bum are also fairly high on my list. Well, hair is top - long is best, straight better. Mmmmmm it's just that's all they are, a feature. If you want to be suckered in because you think they mean something FF, then you will probably end up very disappointed a lot of the time It's just another aspect that shows looks have very little to do with personality. Just as well you DO like EW eyes though, PJ seems to have something of a fascination with them himself... PS A twat is.... well, although it has a rude history (initially being another word for covers all small childrens' ears a lady's rude bit, now it just means a kind of really weak insult. More pathetic than stupid __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-22-2002, 11:35 AM	#73
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Okay, okay, I think we've wandered off into weird territory here... __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

01-22-2002, 09:15 PM	#74
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I think maybe EW was consciously staring wide-eyed at everyone the whole time they were shooting. Probably its the tight hobbit pair of pantaloons he was wearing. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

01-22-2002, 09:17 PM	#75
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Well theres a thought! lol ^_^ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-22-2002, 09:52 PM	#76
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Haha Feraway Hawkbriar I sure like your sig. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 01-22-2002 at 10:15 PM.

01-22-2002, 11:34 PM	#78
JenniferTook Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 21	Probably its the tight hobbit pair of pantaloons he was wearing. LOL! I started busting out laughing in the computer lab when I read this. I also laughed when someone asked what a twat was. I was wondering how they were going to explain it without being completely icky. You did a very good job, Gerbil. And I agree that Wood has very interesting eyes. My sister and I were watching the Golden Globes and when he came on the screen, her jaw dropped and she goes, "His eyes are actually that color??" Hehe...She thought they were contacts and I can understand why. Jennifer

01-22-2002, 11:49 PM	#79
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	it just MIGHT be the pantaloons. ...seeing that Frodo always seems to look at the other guys in a trance and say to Sam: "Oh, Sam" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 01-22-2002 at 11:50 PM.

01-22-2002, 11:50 PM	#80
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Jeez, sorry I don't know what a twat is . . . you silly Brits with your bizarre language . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

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